FabSwingers.com forum: The freedom of not meeting.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the main reason I'm on here, that and to find out about different events

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What?

I only post to get sympathy shags!

I'm expecting a full on orgy following my EU comments....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it cuts down on the amount of lampost pissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever since we've taken a break from meeting I've had a pretty good time fucking around with our profile and pictures and seeing what effect, if any, it has on messages we receive. My findings have been interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not getting a shag out of the rest of the site either lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't need to be on the forum to know I'm not getting a shag out of the site.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Well it cuts down on the amount of lampost pissing."

I've read about you in the Tiara on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only meets i've had from the forums weren't great. i'm loathe to even use the forums for meets.

but yeah the forums are fun these days.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You get to look at my arse at least. Or a photo of your choice - if you choose before 8pm this evening. It's called the freedom of the forum.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I _iew the forums as an oasis of civility within the hunting grounds of fab......i use the word civility in it's broadest terms obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was here just to get a shag i would have left years ago.

I am here as i love the banter and madness in all areas of the site.

If i get sex its a bonus, but i am not desperate, well alright i am but i can hide it, lol.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Some of us have always known that! Welcome to the flip side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, people are trying to get a shag out of the forums? I've just been being a tit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait, people are trying to get a shag out of the forums? I've just been being a tit. "

A natural born forum user

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the main reason I'm on here, that and to find out about different events

I'm sorry, but I read that as deviants

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If I wanted a shag from the forums I wouldn't be so nice to people!

Treat em mean, keep em keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use it just to waffle on really. Occasionally there is a comedy gold moment too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Welcome to my world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever since we've taken a break from meeting I've had a pretty good time fucking around with our profile and pictures and seeing what effect, if any, it has on messages we receive. My findings have been interesting

Are you going to publish a paper on it, or do we all have to guess?

I'm intrigued...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy fab a lot more since i stopped meeting. Makes no sense but then i never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Just out a face pic up- wards off all my meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "
I never looked at it like that but you're probably right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Here here my good man

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Can't say I ever thought I, we would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only use the forums to pass the time in between fucks. I didn't come on here looking for cocks.

Found plenty though

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

If I thought that using the forum was the way to get a shag, I would have posted my "flounce" ages ago...

*Disclaimer - all shags that have arisen as a by product of using the forums/going to socials have been lovely.

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

I spend more time in the forums then looking and responding to messages and other such things that might lead to a meet.

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I'm a professional at not getting a shag. If it were an Olympic event I'd be totally Mo Farraring everybody's ass.

The forum is the only place I get to come, pull a strange face and have a fag when its all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really use the forum to get a shag. I just use it between my meal times and meal prepping, it makes the time go quicker, it is comedy gold

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm a professional at not getting a shag. If it were an Olympic event I'd be totally Mo Farraring everybody's ass.

The forum is the only place I get to come, pull a strange face and have a fag when its all over

I'd be the Usain Bolt of not getting meets so I'd not get one much quicker than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meets? Sounds like a mythical beast,like an empty gym or reracked dummbells..

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"I'm a professional at not getting a shag. If it were an Olympic event I'd be totally Mo Farraring everybody's ass.

The forum is the only place I get to come, pull a strange face and have a fag when its all over

I'd be the Usain Bolt of not getting meets so I'd not get one much quicker than you!

You may be quick off the block and get your first turn down while I'm still listening for the starting gun.. But I will still be getting turned down long after you have given up...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have never used it as a route to meets. The very opposite.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Well nobody told me you couldn't get a shag from the forums - have I been wasting my time trying to get noticed? Bugger! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave ignores the forum and I use it to waste time .debs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Erm - Know you're not gonna get a shag?

I've been trying to throw myself at you and Scarlett for months now!

Had to give up coz I'm too old to be a groupie and too lazy to be a stalker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to publish a paper on it, or do we all have to guess?

I'm intrigued..."

I think before I leave fab I will publish all of my findings in one long forum post. It will be my leaving post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you going to publish a paper on it, or do we all have to guess?

I'm intrigued...

I think before I leave fab I will publish all of my findings in one long forum post. It will be my leaving post

I will quote it in its entirety, as is my want..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I have "not meeting" on my profile, but I really can't understand why I'm not getting any meets?

I'm not here for the pretty wallpaper ya know!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Meeting is fucking hard work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look at it from a pure statistics point of _iew, I would bet less than 0.5% of the site regularly read / post in the forums.

So statistically you're far more likely to get to know people who aren't on the forums.

But it does make me laugh - the forum users who think this is the epicenter of the action and the 'Court of Owls' of the site as a whole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it!

Erm - Know you're not gonna get a shag?

I've been trying to throw myself at you and Scarlett for months now!

Had to give up coz I'm too old to be a groupie and too lazy to be a stalker!

Ah, but you live more than 4 miles away, ergo meeting you, although no doubt a pleasurable experience, would still necessitate some effort on my part, and i am devastatingly lazy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it!

Erm - Know you're not gonna get a shag?

I've been trying to throw myself at you and Scarlett for months now!

Had to give up coz I'm too old to be a groupie and too lazy to be a stalker!

Ah, but you live more than 4 miles away, ergo meeting you, although no doubt a pleasurable experience, would still necessitate some effort on my part, and i am devastatingly lazy..."

And I'm allergic to sex at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it!

Erm - Know you're not gonna get a shag?

I've been trying to throw myself at you and Scarlett for months now!

Had to give up coz I'm too old to be a groupie and too lazy to be a stalker!

Ah, but you live more than 4 miles away, ergo meeting you, although no doubt a pleasurable experience, would still necessitate some effort on my part, and i am devastatingly lazy...

And I'm allergic to sex at the moment

She aint kidding! Thank God she's not allergic to snuggles!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it!

Erm - Know you're not gonna get a shag?

I've been trying to throw myself at you and Scarlett for months now!

Had to give up coz I'm too old to be a groupie and too lazy to be a stalker!

Ah, but you live more than 4 miles away, ergo meeting you, although no doubt a pleasurable experience, would still necessitate some effort on my part, and i am devastatingly lazy..."

Mind you what with my new job and all maybe i can taste the pleasures of.....Basingstoke! Or should that be AMAZINGSTOKE!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Never even considered that the forums might be a place to get a shag.... but in a convoluted way we have had loads from here, as we attend events, socials etc that are organised through the Welsh forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the main reason I'm on here, that and to find out about different events

I'm sorry, but I read that as deviants

Haha, you would Duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just the freedom of not meeting which makes the forum more fun, for me it was when I stopped giving a flying fuck about what others thought about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just the freedom of not meeting which makes the forum more fun, for me it was when I stopped giving a flying fuck about what others thought about me. "

I think I've made it obvious all along i don't give a Damn....

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'd not looked at yours for ages.

Ooh. Interesting..

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"It's not just the freedom of not meeting which makes the forum more fun, for me it was when I stopped giving a flying fuck about what others thought about me. "

I'm getting there..

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"It's not just the freedom of not meeting which makes the forum more fun, for me it was when I stopped giving a flying fuck about what others thought about me. "

I'm trying to remember if I ever gave a fuck about that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the time I've been on the forum I have not been meeting. That's why I don't give a fuck and just post what ever I like and invariably much of it is complete bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just the freedom of not meeting which makes the forum more fun, for me it was when I stopped giving a flying fuck about what others thought about me.

I'm trying to remember if I ever gave a fuck about that.....

I'm sure most people don't, but I don't think I'm like most people

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm definitley meeting, but I've never felt that I should alter my personality to get them, the ruse would very quickly be up if a meet did occur.

Also; I'm too lazy to bother with that shit. You either like me or you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

We e been on the forums for over 5 years now , and have met one person as a result of being on them . Yes one !

So couldn't agree more

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

For me the forum has always been about chat and banter and exchange of ideas with interesting people, a bit of relaxation and unwinding after a stressful day at work ... We have met people who have posted and been interested in chatting to them socially because of their forum posts, but only if they were going somewhere we were going anyway. I d understand that for some people here the forum is a big part of their lives, that's just strange and a bit sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never compromised or edited any _iew in order to become more popular on the forum or in order to possibly meet.

None of my pictures are chosen in order to enhance meeting, they are there because I personally like them.

I enjoy the forum because of the many varied threads and of course the posters who make them interesting. You never know what direction a thread will take, who'd have thought a make up thread would have to be closed by the moderator.

I cant imagine what it would be like if I had to edit posts to become more popular in the hope I would meet more forum users.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum is the main reason why I've come back not meeting gives you the chance to have some pretty decent conversations with interesting people without any pressure

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I just like being able to be me, with no agenda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum is a lot more fun when some DO think they'll get a shag out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forum is the main reason why I've come back not meeting gives you the chance to have some pretty decent conversations with interesting people without any pressure

I never felt any pressure when i was meeting...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it! "

Pffft, I say it's a lot more fun when you know you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I happen to think that the forums

are the best thing on fab

i love the banter etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This forum is alot more fun when you know you're not gonna get a shag out of it!

Pffft, I say it's a lot more fun when you know you are!

I'd like to say it's a lot more fun when you know some people will get a shag from it. But I'd be lying

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forum is the main reason why I've come back not meeting gives you the chance to have some pretty decent conversations with interesting people without any pressure

I never felt any pressure when i was meeting..."

Perhaps pressure isn't the right word.. I mean like when your profile states that your not meeting most people know that you aren't so you can just talk about anything without it turning into a so you want to meet tomorrow conversation. If that makes sense?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

People actually get a shag out of fhe forum's? Why didn't i know about this before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!"

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wanted a shag from the forums I wouldn't be so nice to people!

Treat em mean, keep em keen

That's what my ex hubby used to say

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though."

Dogs shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the very idea of using the forums to find a meet is hilarious...

however, they do make an excellent filter

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting.."

That's a silly word,back to shagging then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting..

That's a silly word,back to shagging then..."

and I thought this was a post about the beauty of not shagging!?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting..

That's a silly word,back to shagging then...

and I thought this was a post about the beauty of not shagging!?

I don't know you're getting me all confused it's late. I'm going before I sign myself up to something I will later regret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting.."

Deer rut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know you're getting me all confused it's late. I'm going before I sign myself up to something I will later regret

Oh and it was working SO well

I think this whole discussion was a big reverse psychology to get everyone shagging

Good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting..

Deer rut!

You can get cheap ones too.

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By *landSueCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

Do tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the very idea of using the forums to find a meet is hilarious...

however, they do make an excellent filter

That's really odd. The majority of my meets have come around due to interaction on the forum. I rarely look at profiles close to me..but then I am happier if a meet falls out of a friendship...not really a fan of having sex with someone I dont know or like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we for the OP or against

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"You get to look at my arse at least. Or a photo of your choice - if you choose before 8pm this evening. It's called the freedom of the forum. "
i looked..but then i do occasionally

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"the very idea of using the forums to find a meet is hilarious...

however, they do make an excellent filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met here and took a break for a month or so but found it a bit boring not being on the forums having a chat (or killing threads!) so we rejoined again and it's been lovely just being able to have a laugh over things in an environment we both love, enjoy and understand. Plus also we haven't told anyone apart from a few people where we met for obvious reasons so being able to have that freedom of speech on such inappropriate (to the norms of this world) things is lovely!!

G x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t expect to fuck anyone on this thread

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

You mean people actually meet each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who left?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Who left? "

I wondered that, they answered me??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting..

That's a silly word,back to shagging then..."

A damn good rogering perhaps??

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I read the forums to not get a shag,I don't like the word 'shag'!

I do like a good shag. Even better a good shag on a shagpile. I don't like shaggy pubes though.

Dogs shag!

No they don't. They rut.

Now that's an underused term. A good hard rutting..

That's a silly word,back to shagging then...

A damn good rogering perhaps??

Erm...no,any more suggestions?!

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