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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do posh people have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do posh people have sex"

With their mistress...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

At Ascot

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"How do posh people have sex

With their mistress... "

Sexless at home and pay a mistress

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

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By *awtynNiceCouple
over a year ago

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"How do posh people have sex"

With a smile on their face and a million in the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bath tub full of asses milk while quaffing champagne and strawberries screaming I'm arriving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't, they pay people to do it for them

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do posh people have sex

With their mistress...

Sexless at home and pay a mistress

Husband goes off to 'the office' (his mistress) whilst his wife suduces the window cleaner because she never gets attention at home and likes a bit of rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

Most butlers are gay! It's like one of their qualifications...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do posh people have sex

With their mistress... "

how they speak when they're getting jiggy with it.

Do they say 'bring those round buttocks over here whilst I slowly cast out my wrist'

Or in my case it's like ' that's a major bum that's in need of a tap'

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

In the parlour with their little finger extended

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

looking down..

maybe

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

By the way, neither am I (despite the etiquette and elocution lessons I was subjected to).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

By the way, neither am I (despite the etiquette and elocution lessons I was subjected to).

And the posh username

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by appointment

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

Go for the chauffeur job. Get a uniform with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No different to anyone else. X

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Husband fcuks the maid, and wife fcuks thr butler, or gardener, or both at same time

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

Go for the chauffeur job. Get a uniform with that one.

Better option, uniform might turn on the posh wife sitting at the back seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No different to anyone else. X"

Of course they are different. You don't think Kate Middleton queefs do you?

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

By the way, neither am I (despite the etiquette and elocution lessons I was subjected to).

And the posh username

I do remember my manners though. Always say thank you for having me after a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've had sex with posh guys, they're really good in bed actually and tend to be lady pleasers.

i have no jokes.

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

Go for the chauffeur job. Get a uniform with that one.

Better option, uniform might turn on the posh wife sitting at the back seat

And you have a big car to play in

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"No different to anyone else. X

Of course they are different. You don't think Kate Middleton queefs do you? "

Is it wrong to be curious as to what her favourite position might be?

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

Go for the chauffeur job. Get a uniform with that one.

Better option, uniform might turn on the posh wife sitting at the back seat

And you have a big car to play in

You know it all...you are definitely posh...

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

Go for the chauffeur job. Get a uniform with that one.

Better option, uniform might turn on the posh wife sitting at the back seat

And you have a big car to play in

You know it all...you are definitely posh... "

Yeah very lady like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No different to anyone else. X

Of course they are different. You don't think Kate Middleton queefs do you?

Is it wrong to be curious as to what her favourite position might be?

Yes it's actually a form of treason to even think of her in that way

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I get the butler to open the condoms and present them on a silver tray

And sometimes ask the butler to fuck the wife...

No. That's the gardener or the chauffeurs job

Sorry i got that wrong as i am not posh

Obviously

I think i should start looking for a job as a gardener in posh people's house.

Go for the chauffeur job. Get a uniform with that one.

Better option, uniform might turn on the posh wife sitting at the back seat

And you have a big car to play in

You know it all...you are definitely posh...

Yeah very lady like me

Are you hiring a chauffeur?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If made in Chelsea is any indication, it's with anyone they can get their hands on lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not telling you plebs how we have sex for goodness sakes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm not telling you plebs how we have sex for goodness sakes."

Plebeians aren't aren't interested in your filthy disgusting habits ffs

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