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Good Moaning every one!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I will say this only once ………..So listen carefully!

The Painting of the Madonna with the big boobies is in the knockfust in the small cellar hanging by the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome programme. I wanna be Helga.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 26/02/11 02:26:32]

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Good moaning to all (i iz the English-French police man)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iz zis ze lost painting by ze artiste Van Klomp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

avez vous any fanny batter por moi. mon cher

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"avez vous any fanny batter por moi. mon cher"
mange tout

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge. "

sucre bleu !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

There is obviously no piss for the wicked.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty "
My lips are soiled.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ah yes, I

remember it well. It was a dick night, and there was no min.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ah yes, I

remember it well. It was a dick night, and there was no min.

"

Dark night, no moon.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I jumped out of a Brittish bummer, which was being

chased by some German farters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Klop

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Zen ze minkey is breaking ze lure.

Sorry that's Clouseau.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I am wicking this wa because my poloceman's troosers are full of deenamote.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

There were little pisses all over the track.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom. "
My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom. My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog."

This is rosky in day light. Can you not wait until it is dick?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have absolutly no idea what this thread is about you know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom. My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.

This is rosky in day light. Can you not wait until it is dick? "

There was a wetness at the bonk.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom. My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.

This is rosky in day light. Can you not wait until it is dick? There was a wetness at the bonk. "

Then they will be taken to the arbour where a small beat will be waiting by the dis-used dick.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom. My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.

This is rosky in day light. Can you not wait until it is dick? There was a wetness at the bonk.

Then they will be taken to the arbour where a small beat will be waiting by the dis-used dick."

We will goo oot the bock wee.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pst3azDYfiI

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhsHRLX7fw&feature=related

Who has zee crabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning to ya all, hope ya all feeling beter now and have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!!! Flashing Knobs springs to mind as well as the pill in the till, the drug in the jug, the gateau from the chateau and the candle with the handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning to ya all, hope ya all feeling beter now and have a good day "

Good morning Sexy and all fab folk xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning to ya all, hope ya all feeling beter now and have a good day

Good morning Sexy and all fab folk xxx "

Morning frock looks like its just us here this morning rattling round on our own xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning all. weather is crap here so i hope you are all having better luck on than front than me.

Have a good one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can piss down all it wants here (and it is doing just that!) - I'm off to change 60 flourescent tubes in a funeral parlour, so the weather won't make a heap of diffenrnce to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning _ig bad for a min there i thought ya had wet the bed

Then i saw what time ya posted the thread lol

Mornin all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all!

Getting ready to go to the Boat and Caravan and the Outdoor Shows at the NEC.

Wish me luck not to spend too much, as I doubt if I would come home empty handed! I could do with some retail therapy after a bloody awlful week at work I can tell you!

Have a FAB day everyone!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive been out shopping and got soaking wet. But a good morning to everyone

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Good morning all. can someone pack my bag for me - I've been mildly distracted!!!! xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning all xx

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