FabSwingers.com forum: Universal Measurement

By *andtsurrey OP Couple
over a year ago

Torbay

We had a new Sky box installed this week and the new remote is so much smaller.

How on Earth will we be able to measure cocks now? What with that and compact Lynx deodorant cans I think we need new EU guidelines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky know what guys are doing online with their remotes and made it smaller to make them feel better about themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky know what guys are doing online with their remotes and made it smaller to make them feel better about themselves.

My amazon firestick remote does make me feel big

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"We had a new Sky box installed this week and the new remote is so much smaller.

How on Earth will we be able to measure cocks now? What with that and compact Lynx deodorant cans I think we need new EU guidelines!

xx"

We don't need any new EU guidelines, vote Leave and empower men on fabswingers by keeping the smaller sky remotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky know what guys are doing online with their remotes and made it smaller to make them feel better about themselves.

My amazon firestick remote does make me feel big

lol, had to google that but i get the gist.

tip for all guys interested, CD players often have even tinier remotes.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I know, soon we'll be using a stick with number set an equal distance apart, I cant for the life of me think what they're going to call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest if you are going to take a picture of your cock and want to show how big it is why not just use a ruler/tape measure anyway, Makes more sense to me

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

I feel sorry for the ladies of fab. The Sky remote was the only way they had of judging a man's character

How on earth will they know who to meet and who to avoid now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprisedb Sky haven't used it as a marketing ploy. "Sky remote the standard unit of measurement for the male swinging subscriber"

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By *andtsurrey OP Couple
over a year ago

Torbay

Maybe we will just get an influx of pictures with the remote and said appendage much nearer the camera. To give a bigger perspective.

Or should we use remote + 1/2 measurements now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My cock complies with EU guidelines.. Girls look at it and say EU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had a new Sky box installed this week and the new remote is so much smaller.

How on Earth will we be able to measure cocks now? What with that and compact Lynx deodorant cans I think we need new EU guidelines!

xx"

Will have to change to Virgin media because they have a decent size remote for measuring x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"We had a new Sky box installed this week and the new remote is so much smaller.

How on Earth will we be able to measure cocks now? What with that and compact Lynx deodorant cans I think we need new EU guidelines!

Will have to change to Virgin media because they have a decent size remote for measuring x"

I've got BT vision.

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By *andtsurrey OP Couple
over a year ago

Torbay

"My cock complies with EU guidelines.. Girls look at it and say EU

Hehe

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