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If this work I am going UNLOS | |||
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"Actually, the fantasies section would be more suitable: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories" Oh ye of little faith, but I take your point. Wrong forum. My bad  | |||
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"How much ?" Site rules forbid me naming a price for my services... I mean to cover costs and no.. you can't go first on the defibrillator... | |||
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"How much ? Site rules forbid me naming a price for my services... I mean to cover costs and no.. you can't go first on the defibrillator... " I meant how much more of this shit are you going to write ? | |||
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"How much ? Site rules forbid me naming a price for my services... I mean to cover costs and no.. you can't go first on the defibrillator... I meant how much more of this shit are you going to write ? "Touche my overly cynical senior netizen..... until my thumbs get arthritis x | |||
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"And what incentives are there for us ladies to put our names forward "Free first aid course | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. " ? aye what fucking ever. | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. " Irony is lost on some. As are people returning.... | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. " Wrong....not every single male | |||
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"I'll just have the party bag
Oi!"What? | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Wrong....not every single male "no they really are right, in my near 10 years I've consistently been desperate... thread hijack sorry...when you hear someone talking pish. | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too...."And wine | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too...."And maybe curly wurly's  | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Wrong....not every single male
no they really are right, in my near 10 years I've consistently been desperate...
thread hijack sorry...when you hear someone talking pish."Shhh don't ruin this for me. I have never been here before haven't been swinging since I was a lad and I don't ask for verifications because I don't meet people
Anyway. No sign ups yet and I am a little perplexed. | |||
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"Will there be cake...?" every thing comes back to cake with you lot, but just so we know is there cake | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too...."Yes there will be cake (which you will have to make a contribution for) | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. " He is a boomerang- it's just his second trip around! OP- will there be cake? Or more importantly, red wine?  | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too....
And maybe curly wurly's "Make it a Walnut Whip and I'm in. | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too....
Yes there will be cake (which you will have to make a contribution for)"FUCK THAT I WANT FREE FUCKIN CAKE!!!! | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too....
And wine "Oh, good shout | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too....
Yes there will be cake (which you will have to make a contribution for)
FUCK THAT I WANT FREE FUCKIN CAKE!!!!"You aren't invited! | |||
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"Why is my gangbang turning into a teaparty. Extra condition... no chimps. Bring your own cake (there will be a corkage charge)" So I have to bring my own corkscrew as well????  | |||
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"I'll be the fluffer
Now im really interested "Awww | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Wrong....not every single male
no they really are right, in my near 10 years I've consistently been desperate...
thread hijack sorry...when you hear someone talking pish.
Shhh don't ruin this for me. I have never been here before haven't been swinging since I was a lad and I don't ask for verifications because I don't meet people
Anyway. No sign ups yet and I am a little perplexed. "most gangbangers will as is there another fem?-well male in this case | |||
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"Will there be cake? Hahaha great minds
Crisps too....
Yes there will be cake (which you will have to make a contribution for)
FUCK THAT I WANT FREE FUCKIN CAKE!!!!
You aren't invited! "Oh yeah its just women,i got a bit excited sorry | |||
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"Why is my gangbang turning into a teaparty. Extra condition... no chimps. Bring your own cake (there will be a corkage charge) So I have to bring my own corkscrew as well???? "Screw top | |||
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"well hopefully the girls all come with big strapons for ya...since the majority obv will be straight. come back as a new username: arsetatters" Sounds like my kind of man! | |||
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"well hopefully the girls all come with big strapons for ya...since the majority obv will be straight. come back as a new username: arsetatters Sounds like my kind of man!" sign up...he's a despo sm | |||
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Okay. I am going to forgo the corkage on the first event. Future events you WILL be charged.
No fluffers, but there will be bowls of haribo in strategic places (please wash hands).
please park your strap-ons in the car park provided | |||
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"Why is my gangbang turning into a teaparty. " Forum users don't meet, we're all talk & cake | |||
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"Why is my gangbang turning into a teaparty. Forum users don't meet, we're all talk & cake "I like pie and juice | |||
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"So I am looking for 10 to 20 women to come and gangbang me at a hotel in the south west at the end of May. Protected sex only. All attendees are required to pay an entry fee to cover costs (lube, condoms, viagra, defibrillator, smelling salts etc.) Please no no-shows, genuine applicants only. 10 -20 women I knackered with one What....? What did I do?
If this work I am going UNLOS" | |||
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"Why is my gangbang turning into a teaparty. Forum users don't meet, we're all talk & cake
I like pie and juice"What kind of juice....... | |||
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"Why is my gangbang turning into a teaparty. Forum users don't meet, we're all talk & cake
I like pie and juice
What kind of juice....... "pie juice of course! | |||
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"I want sausage rolls "Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs... Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Wrong....not every single male "Yeah.She sounded very nice didn't she.. | |||
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"i'll bring the haribos "Yeah but which haribos? Only Tangfastics for me x | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Only if they are Greggs "Got to be greggs | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now"You can't have- I messaged you yesterday! | |||
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"So I am looking for 10 to 20 women to come and gangbang me at a hotel in the south west at the end of May. Protected sex only. All attendees are required to pay an entry fee to cover costs (lube, condoms, viagra, defibrillator, smelling salts etc.) Please no no-shows, genuine applicants only. What....? What did I do?
If this work I am going UNLOS"Think you should change this to a social picnic | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now
You can't have- I messaged you yesterday! "Shhh (that was reverse psychology!). An assortment of haribos (except "fun mix" never memtion "fun" on fab) Greggs? What the feck is a Greggs? | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now
You can't have- I messaged you yesterday!
Shhh (that was reverse psychology!).
An assortment of haribos (except "fun mix" never memtion "fun" on fab)
Greggs? What the feck is a Greggs?"Blasphemor! | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now
You can't have- I messaged you yesterday! "Fibber.... | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now
You can't have- I messaged you yesterday!
Shhh (that was reverse psychology!).
An assortment of haribos (except "fun mix" never memtion "fun" on fab)
Greggs? What the feck is a Greggs?"What's a Greggs, your joking right | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now
You can't have- I messaged you yesterday!
Shhh (that was reverse psychology!).
An assortment of haribos (except "fun mix" never memtion "fun" on fab)
Greggs? What the feck is a Greggs?"Oops sorry! 
No picnic unless it warms up!
Will there be a hottub?
Or shall I just bring baked beans for Cheeky to make her own in the bath? | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Wrong....not every single male
Yeah.She sounded very nice didn't she.."No not every single male is desperate, true. Joking aside, host a big fuck-off party, invite couples and SF's plus a few 'select' SM's You'll never look back. | |||
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"I want sausage rolls
Really? I am not Paul Hollywood ffs...
Just realised I had blocked single femmes from contacting me. It's okay. The filter is off now
You can't have- I messaged you yesterday!
Shhh (that was reverse psychology!).
An assortment of haribos (except "fun mix" never memtion "fun" on fab)
Greggs? What the feck is a Greggs?
Blasphemor! "Greggs man fuckin greggs! | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. " Not all single males desperate | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Not all single males desperate " Now now. Let's imagine the comment was tongue in cheek and we can all move past this.. ....there will be a raffle. The main prize is a dildo that has been moulded from.my manhood. (See lovehoney for more details) | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Not all single males desperate Now now. Let's imagine the comment was tongue in cheek and we can all move past this.. ....there will be a raffle. The main prize is a dildo that has been moulded from.my manhood. (See lovehoney for more details)" Iv got one but iv never used it | |||
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"Beans? This isn't a telethon... what the hell happened to my gangbang. It's turning into fabs spring barbeque" As long as there's a sausage fest! | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Not all single males desperate Now now. Let's imagine the comment was tongue in cheek and we can all move past this.. ....there will be a raffle. The main prize is a dildo that has been moulded from.my manhood. (See lovehoney for more details)" Oh that mini clit stim, | |||
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"Beans? This isn't a telethon... what the hell happened to my gangbang. It's turning into fabs spring barbeque As long as there's a sausage fest! "Bad woman | |||
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"Beans? This isn't a telethon... what the hell happened to my gangbang. It's turning into fabs spring barbeque As long as there's a sausage fest! "Tes I don't think you understand this meeting. Please read original post again! | |||
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"I do these type of gangbangs once a month. Single Women pay £60 each, to cover the cost of the room. Last time 70 turned up. I was really sore afterwards. " But did you have cake? | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Not all single males desperate Now now. Let's imagine the comment was tongue in cheek and we can all move past this.. ....there will be a raffle. The main prize is a dildo that has been moulded from.my manhood. (See lovehoney for more details) Oh that mini clit stim, "Oi!..... alright fair play. Kudos  | |||
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"Aha Only 3 weeks on here. Give it a couple of months and you'll be as desperate and wheedling as every other SM on fab. Not all single males desperate Now now. Let's imagine the comment was tongue in cheek and we can all move past this.. ....there will be a raffle. The main prize is a dildo that has been moulded from.my manhood. (See lovehoney for more details) Oh that mini clit stim,
Oi!..... alright fair play. Kudos "Sorry couldn't resist | |||
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"How much ? Site rules forbid me naming a price for my services... I mean to cover costs and no.. you can't go first on the defibrillator... I meant how much more of this shit are you going to write ? "Pure gold Granny, pure Gold. | |||
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"oh, make sure they pay upfront a few months beforehand, nobody likes the non-serious timewasting fantasists,this will secure genuine the genuine ones a place. remember to book that holiday too..as you go unlos" Bank Transfer only- what's your account number and sort code?  | |||
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"oh, make sure they pay upfront a few months beforehand, nobody likes the non-serious timewasting fantasists,this will secure genuine the genuine ones a place. remember to book that holiday too..as you go unlos" Do you think asking for a payment into my PayPal account is too much? Okay. As it's been a slow (but steady, i dont want you feel that i am desperate here) start to signups... I am prepared to let Greggs (whoever the feck he is) do the catering | |||
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"I do these type of gangbangs once a month. Single Women pay £60 each, to cover the cost of the room. Last time 70 turned up. I was really sore afterwards. But did you have cake?" This made me lol so much that I woke the dog up x | |||
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"Fuck it I'll put my name down "Yes!!! I mean... I will see if there are places left. Having reviewed the list I am able (one time only) to offer some free places... say the first 20 (or so) | |||
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"I am willing to run the Candy Floss machine OR Sell the Merchandise but not both ..... I have a great line in T shirts and Cod pieces. ( not edible and no chips ) " No salty pork this time eh? It didn't go down well before. And it's good to have you on board. If I suffer a priapism, you can send out a cutting remark | |||
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