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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!"

Buy a cow, I can DPD one from Devon if you like?

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!"

I have plenty - milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have it black, or send them out for milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use what's left in their cereal bowls, bit of weetabix will add fibre to your brew....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just use what's left in their cereal bowls, bit of weetabix will add fibre to your brew....

I thought of that, they had shreddies and all that's left are a few semi soggy squares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use what's left in their cereal bowls, bit of weetabix will add fibre to your brew....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!"

Time for new kids....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have it black, or send them out for milk

Have...it...black

I used to like you, sadly you're dead to me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!"

I got tea sugar and milk... I'll even throw in a bacon butty x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cheerios are the way to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!

I got tea sugar and milk... I'll even throw in a bacon butty x"

That's what I'm talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a taller fridge, keep the milk out of reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!

I got tea sugar and milk... I'll even throw in a bacon butty x

That's what I'm talking about!"

Bacon butty fixes everything lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does coffee mate still exist ? You need a jar of that in reserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does coffee mate still exist ? You need a jar of that in reserve. "

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does coffee mate still exist ? You need a jar of that in reserve. "

I have coffee mate, I love the stuff

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck"

Yuk yuk yuk lol x we only have cravendale lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade your kids"help" for a jug of milk with your neighbour, you get a lovely milky cuppa in peace while the neighbour gets their car washed with pan scourers.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Yuk yuk yuk lol x we only have cravendale lol x"

See previous comment re smug gits

(please still send tea and bacon though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Yuk yuk yuk lol x we only have cravendale lol x

See previous comment re smug gits

(please still send tea and bacon though)"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck"

Good luck!

*makes another coffee and looks at the other two pints of milk in the fridge*

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I feel your pain. I woke up and I have all the necessary components for a hot beverage but no one to make it for me.

I'm wondering how long I will have to lie here (it's been 50 minutes) before someone does something!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tesco longlife six pack here .... Smuggy MC smugface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You will all be pleased to know that the almond milk made an *acceptable cup of tea

*it tasted like shit but I drank it any way because I'm British and tea is essential

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Good luck!

*makes another coffee and looks at the other two pints of milk in the fridge*

Remind me to scoff loudly in your hour of need

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Try dog milk .. Apparently it lasts a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your pain. I woke up and I have all the necessary components for a hot beverage but no one to make it for me.

I'm wondering how long I will have to lie here (it's been 50 minutes) before someone does something! "

I made you coffee this morning... all you had to do was come down and drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done the Cost Co run. I have milk by the truckload and muffins. And a large amount of jalapeños for reasons only known to those who shop there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain. I woke up and I have all the necessary components for a hot beverage but no one to make it for me.

I'm wondering how long I will have to lie here (it's been 50 minutes) before someone does something! "

Oi! Dont start high jacking my thread! Get your own whinge thread

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Good luck!

*makes another coffee and looks at the other two pints of milk in the fridge*

Remind me to scoff loudly in your hour of need

I don't run out of essentials!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Good luck!

*makes another coffee and looks at the other two pints of milk in the fridge*

Remind me to scoff loudly in your hour of need

I don't run out of essentials!

*i* didn't, my minions consumed it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Good luck!

*makes another coffee and looks at the other two pints of milk in the fridge*

Remind me to scoff loudly in your hour of need

I don't run out of essentials!

*i* didn't, my minions consumed it"

Who's responsible for the purchasing of said essentials?!

Nice try though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*drinks coffee with frothy milk*

Right all you smug gits can get off my thread.

I found some almond milk in the fridge, I'm going to try that... Wish me luck

Good luck!

*makes another coffee and looks at the other two pints of milk in the fridge*

Remind me to scoff loudly in your hour of need

I don't run out of essentials!

*i* didn't, my minions consumed it

Who's responsible for the purchasing of said essentials?!

Nice try though.

Curse you and your sensible and appropriate apportioning of blame

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine know never to use the last of anything as they are sent to the shop - 300 metres away - to replace it.

Also, I don't drink tea. It's disgusting. Coffee however is lovely & I don't mind drinking it black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine know never to use the last of anything as they are sent to the shop - 300 metres away - to replace it.

Also, I don't drink tea. It's disgusting. Coffee however is lovely & I don't mind drinking it black "

Smug! Get out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the milk!!! Pet hate of mine too.. Sending hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havin run outta milk once I make sure it won't happen again. Would op like some pastrys to cheer him up? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Havin run outta milk once I make sure it won't happen again. Would op like some pastrys to cheer him up? Xxx"

That would go very nicely with the bacon that snowflake said she was sending, although that's taking its time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its ok, panic over. I bought some

Nooooo I forgot the biscuits!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Tesco longlife six pack here .... Smuggy MC smugface

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and choccie digestives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tesco longlife six pack here .... Smuggy MC smugface

and choccie digestives

*resorts to throwing things*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to go work this morning without a brew cause hubby taken over the kitchen cleaning out the Terrapins. Maybe I should have seen if someone would have made me 1 on route

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to go work this morning without a brew cause hubby taken over the kitchen cleaning out the Terrapins. Maybe I should have seen if someone would have made me 1 on route "

Pop round BRING BISCUITS!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!

Buy a cow, I can DPD one from Devon if you like?"

I wondered where my old ex gf ended up living, never thought she would move to devon

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"My kids have used all the milk this morning and left none for my tea. I need assistance!!

Buy a cow, I can DPD one from Devon if you like?

I wondered where my old ex gf ended up living, never thought she would move to devon

I always ask for extra milk if I get coffee in McD's, pop it in the fridge for emergences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to go work this morning without a brew cause hubby taken over the kitchen cleaning out the Terrapins. Maybe I should have seen if someone would have made me 1 on route

Pop round BRING BISCUITS!!"

There's an invite you don't get everyday, don't think you'd want me on your shoulder though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mmmmmm coffee with milk & a biscuit. That was bliss

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Use evaporated milk yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm coffee with milk & a biscuit. That was bliss

That's fine, you're going to hell

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a bikkie

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