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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your point is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!! "

That was me too.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

glad you enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I read this. Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab and kinky extraordinary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm beginning to wonder if my brain is playing tricks on me....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's what mixing vodka and fab does.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm hungover and confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does fab have a translate function?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's what mixing vodka and fab does....."

Do you think it was vodka jelly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic. Amazing. Krazy. Ecstatic.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm beginning to wonder if my brain is playing tricks on me...."

3 2 1 You're out of the room

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Translation needed please,well I kinda get the jist,bit early for me

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By *TMA that man againMan
over a year ago

worester


"Fantastic. Amazing. Krazy. Ecstatic."

That was my INITIAL reaction.....brilliant post Vimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought my sex life was good. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

That was me too.

"

If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full stop here and there might help...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY"
if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic. Amazing. Krazy. Ecstatic.

That was my INITIAL reaction.....brilliant post Vimes!"

Haha....someone who got it......read the initials... F.A etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear is someone a little angry this mornig

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it depends upon the grassy noal where the sniper with his rifle in one hand and cock in the other hand just before Christmas came around.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wa yu wan .. Fukin noizi orlal kep mi away all fukin ny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it depends upon the grassy noal where the sniper with his rifle in one hand and cock in the other hand just before Christmas came around....."

These quotes are really making me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full stop here and there might help..."

no..it wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it depends upon the grassy noal where the sniper with his rifle in one hand and cock in the other hand just before Christmas came around....."
couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always enjoyed reading James Joyce, now he's joined fab its so much easier

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty."

So you're on xhamster as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty."
The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else a bit scared?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

That was me too.

If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!! "

Is Paul McCartney dead again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here."
it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly good OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here. it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy "
I'd be offended if it wasn't hard lol.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Is anyone else a bit scared? "

Just don't go to Bedford and you will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist "

Or don't take them all at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here. it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy "
must be really enjoying it to be on your phone at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY if you're still playing with each other then why are you on fab?? I be a bit busy to be able to write on here. it's not that hard when your partner is eating your pussy "

Nothing like a bacon roll for brekkie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

That was me too.

If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!

Is Paul McCartney dead again?"

Well after night shift an logging onto here for mooch before bed this post an thread has baffled me. I hope it's only cos lack of sleep and I've not gone insane

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I think that a combination of the OPs, the two ugly-ass police officers and the angry Vietnamese lady might make for quite a group session.

I'd watch. But I'd call the cops if it got too noisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you don't live next door to me. I'm sound but if someone messes with my sleep when it takes me hours to fall asleep it's like waking a dragon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab has a new `it` couple

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A full stop here and there might help...

no..it wont "

Post of the day goes to Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

That was me too.

If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!

Is Paul McCartney dead again?

Well after night shift an logging onto here for mooch before bed this post an thread has baffled me. I hope it's only cos lack of sleep and I've not gone insane "

I think we've all entered the Twilight Zone!!!

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

So you opened the door to a police officer and spoke to them in a very disrespectful manner..... I'm calling bullshit on all this one of you would of probably been arrested just for being a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call the police too, you don't sound quite right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ my very hair is sore trying to decipher this......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd call the police too, you don't sound quite right. "
I'd call the police and ask them to join in lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated!

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

[Removed by poster at 16/04/16 09:03:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

That was me too.

If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!!

Is Paul McCartney dead again?

Well after night shift an logging onto here for mooch before bed this post an thread has baffled me. I hope it's only cos lack of sleep and I've not gone insane

I think we've all entered the Twilight Zone!!! "

Thank god there is an explanation I was afraid of what my shift done to my brain.

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

I'm still pissed from last night and it all makes sense and totally krystal clear to me!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Maccapacca and upsy daisy are noisy fuckers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying t work out how you typed this if you can't keep your hands off each other.

Sincerely

Puzzled of Cloud Cuckoo Land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still pissed from last night and it all makes sense and totally krystal clear to me! "

Please translate before you sober up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying t work out how you typed this if you can't keep your hands off each other.

Sincerely

Puzzled of Cloud Cuckoo Land "
more or less what I said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.

So you're on xhamster as you "

no chance.I'm on flashacopper, its great..though many users seem to go away for extended times..odd.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Nope not a clue "

You're not alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this many people say it's confusing, I feel better in admitting I didn't understand that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell over a cockwomble this more and I was like you know that this isn't the place to play scrabble landylady was all over it and i couldnt get her jodhpurs off so we had to ride side saddle which meant the the chairwoman of the WI called the militarised arm of teh boy scouts and now i am sat in the tank with a cake stuck to my cheek and the fecking cockwomble in the cell next playing kerplunk with beyonce.

I feel you're pain OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this many people say it's confusing, I feel better in admitting I didn't understand that too "

If you had understood it, you should panic and seek immediate help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golly gosh,,how odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does fab have a translate function?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pssssssst right listen they've been offline for 20 mins now, everybody hide and they might think weve all gone unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fell over a cockwomble this more and I was like you know that this isn't the place to play scrabble landylady was all over it and i couldnt get her jodhpurs off so we had to ride side saddle which meant the the chairwoman of the WI called the militarised arm of teh boy scouts and now i am sat in the tank with a cake stuck to my cheek and the fecking cockwomble in the cell next playing kerplunk with beyonce.

I feel you're pain OP "

*your

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm trying t work out how you typed this if you can't keep your hands off each other.

Sincerely

Puzzled of Cloud Cuckoo Land "

Double puzzled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fell over a cockwomble this more and I was like you know that this isn't the place to play scrabble landylady was all over it and i couldnt get her jodhpurs off so we had to ride side saddle which meant the the chairwoman of the WI called the militarised arm of teh boy scouts and now i am sat in the tank with a cake stuck to my cheek and the fecking cockwomble in the cell next playing kerplunk with beyonce.

I feel you're pain OP

*your"

telling me i dont weather you are being cheeky but i dont no were you live so thats lucky where all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a Salvador dali painting, bit with words.......

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill


"Pssssssst right listen they've been offline for 20 mins now, everybody hide and they might think weve all gone unlos "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist "
yeah tones of viagra tablets and 40,000 Adderall 100mg tabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand the words but the order you've put them in confuses the fuck out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the moral of the story is try to get urself arrested while the cops speak to ur neighbour, thus promoting open sexuality and challenging ugly peoples perception of beauty.The moral of the story is don't forget to pick your meds up from the chemist yeah tones of viagra tablets and 40,000 Adderall 100mg tabs "

can't be tones of viagra; I like the taupe ones myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pssssssst right listen they've been offline for 20 mins now, everybody hide and they might think weve all gone unlos "

Or we could try to not respond to their posts! But it's just sooo hard and I don't know why???

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill


"Pssssssst right listen they've been offline for 20 mins now, everybody hide and they might think weve all gone unlos

Or we could try to not respond to their posts! But it's just sooo hard and I don't know why??? "

Ok so I'll go first

My name is Ang and I'm addicted to this dribble!!!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Golly gosh,,how odd "

Fuck me, that would sound so much sexier in a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made my day, you peeps are such a funny bunch and you all make it SO worth it spending time in the forums, thanks you good people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread made my day, you peeps are such a funny bunch and you all make it SO worth it spending time in the forums, thanks you good people!"

Awww group hug xxxx

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By *outhern ComfortCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

This is why the aliens won't visit us

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated! "

Well, I think I need medical attention, as I had a blow to the head yesterday, and this makes perfect sense to me?

They fucked each other noisily last night... all night, and their very ugly Vietnamese neighbour called the Police, and one of the pair answered the door to them in the buff, asking them (the police) if they wanted a shag, thus scaring the coppers away.

Shocking behaviour..... I'm off to A&E lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why the aliens won't visit us "

Or evidence they already have

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Having notifold the confusehead scratchy browfrown of tsticky nose fellow fabulisesers .. I wil l try to makit krystel clear easy understand most trannny slaters... It seems there were two Engagy mouth part slavering slurp slurp ooo folly folly .. And totally enjoyfold with a whoop and a hollermost .. Deep joy ... But hark .. Goodmoaning Vietnam veteran ancient biddy sticky nose dripper took shock horror at the carry on screaming and hoist bat signal ..attracting old bill cop rozzers to their abode .. Ooo folly folly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why the aliens won't visit us

Or evidence they already have "

Well they have certainly probed these guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated!

Well, I think I need medical attention, as I had a blow to the head yesterday, and this makes perfect sense to me?

They fucked each other noisily last night... all night, and their very ugly Vietnamese neighbour called the Police, and one of the pair answered the door to them in the buff, asking them (the police) if they wanted a shag, thus scaring the coppers away.

Shocking behaviour..... I'm off to A&E lol! "
thanks for that, Im in the queue in the Gwent sth, I dont know if i need medical or psychotherapy, all i know is my head hurts lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone provide a synopsis please? I'm confuddlegated!

Well, I think I need medical attention, as I had a blow to the head yesterday, and this makes perfect sense to me?

They fucked each other noisily last night... all night, and their very ugly Vietnamese neighbour called the Police, and one of the pair answered the door to them in the buff, asking them (the police) if they wanted a shag, thus scaring the coppers away.

Shocking behaviour..... I'm off to A&E lol! thanks for that, Im in the queue in the Gwent sth, I dont know if i need medical or psychotherapy, all i know is my head hurts lol!"
we've just drank a litre of Vodka each and it all makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaypEojjKQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is this an ad for a channel 5 series?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having notifold the confusehead scratchy browfrown of tsticky nose fellow fabulisesers .. I wil l try to makit krystel clear easy understand most trannny slaters... It seems there were two Engagy mouth part slavering slurp slurp ooo folly folly .. And totally enjoyfold with a whoop and a hollermost .. Deep joy ... But hark .. Goodmoaning Vietnam veteran ancient biddy sticky nose dripper took shock horror at the carry on screaming and hoist bat signal ..attracting old bill cop rozzers to their abode .. Ooo folly folly "
You speak their language???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I hadn't discovered the green arrow, its taken me on a very very strange journey!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I hope I krystelised the basic facts for you

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Google translate doesn't help

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the feck is this?! I've posted some dribble but what on earth have I just read?!?!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Different Planet comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the feck is this?! I've posted some dribble but what on earth have I just read?!?!"

If only we had the answer you seek!!

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Does fab have a translate function?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?! "

I think they might be one hit wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What a lovely couple "

Yes indeed ....

I wonder if the spate of recent posts has led to a mass of meets for them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?! "

I think your either bang on correct or near abouts

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think they might be one hit wonders "

Have a press of the green arrow to see the other threads they've started - I double dare you!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think your either bang on correct or near abouts "

Should rename their profile BREAKING MAD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this some sort of new nonsense poetry or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think they might be one hit wonders

Have a press of the green arrow to see the other threads they've started - I double dare you!! "
I've got a headache now lol. Are they for real or admins having a laugh with us pmsl.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think they might be one hit wonders "

Nope. You need to touch the green arrow. Cautiously

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think they might be one hit wonders

Nope. You need to touch the green arrow. Cautiously "

Oooo, you bad girl... no, don't do it, remove that pointer from the green arrow and step away from the keyboard... trust me, its for your own good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think they might be one hit wonders

Have a press of the green arrow to see the other threads they've started - I double dare you!! "

Oh yeah I've seen those ~ I'll rephrase to one day wonders

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Given the threads . ..I was hoping for something more from their status.. .they could have made my hot list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Krystal is actually meaning meth as opposed to a name - may make more sense then?!

I think your either bang on correct or near abouts

Should rename their profile BREAKING MAD! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one!! I've just spent the last few hours trying to unravel your last post!!!

That was me too.

If you read it backwards it makes just as much sense as it does forward...amazing!! "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Odds bodkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And found no traces of intelligent life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being respectful? She opened the door naked. That was disrespectful imo.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaypEojjKQ"

Oi, stop nicking my tunes

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

This is still going? Goody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our thread has been deleted

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Femmefatale is left cold but she is glad you had fun!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being respectful? She opened the door naked. That was disrespectful imo. "
wow this is actually still going strong um thanks for our crappie god damn fan club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our thread has been deleted "
GOOOOOOOD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our thread has been deleted GOOOOOOOD "

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

How many profiles?!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"How many profiles?!"

I've counted 2 so far.

Is that permitted?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It feels like I've fallen through the rabbit hole and ended up in a parallel universe.

Weren't you called something else last night?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"It feels like I've fallen through the rabbit hole and ended up in a parallel universe.

Weren't you called something else last night?

"

They have 2 different profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our thread has been deleted GOOOOOOOD "

Ahh come on, don't be like that, we're all friends here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It feels like I've fallen through the rabbit hole and ended up in a parallel universe.

Weren't you called something else last night?

They have 2 different profiles."

Same shit, different names.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY"

Well you seem to be the epitome of respectful neighbours I have to say. Not to mention polite to callers at your door. It's so refreshing to see such manners and decorum displayed so effortlessly, keep up the good work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oral sex last night and still playing with each other now we haven't been able to take our hands off each other we shagged four hours last night the neighbour Vietnamese bitch with her jealous little self because she is so ugly people run away from her and the bad she called the police two ugly ass police officers standing outside of the front door Krystal being the true slag she is opened the door absolutely fucking naked and said why do you want to fuck us as well they took one look and fucked off well being respectful don't cost a penny so if you have the same problem like this just open up to you will find someone that is not very fucking interested GAY

Well you seem to be the epitome of respectful neighbours I have to say. Not to mention polite to callers at your door. It's so refreshing to see such manners and decorum displayed so effortlessly, keep up the good work."

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