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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok. If you decide to have a party....do you ask people and then find out if they like the other people you have invited....or do you just throw in a mix and sit back and watch the fireworks?????

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Ok. If you decide to have a party....do you ask people and then find out if they like the other people you have invited....or do you just throw in a mix and sit back and watch the fireworks?????"

chuck em in, stand back and watch the fun ...then dive in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol...well that looks like the way forward then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Notts threw me a party for my Birthday once... 6 couples.. Lovely, all the girls got it on together in a big heap.. We were all TOLD to watch...

Then they finished..

Last Time I have a fookin party i'll tell ya lol..... Evil or what lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Notts threw me a party for my Birthday once... 6 couples.. Lovely, all the girls got it on together in a big heap.. We were all TOLD to watch...

Then they finished..

Last Time I have a fookin party i'll tell ya lol..... Evil or what lol?

Don't blame ya m8, what's the point in swinging if you only get to play the lecherous perv while the women have all the fun. Fuck that for a game of soldiers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly... and it was MY party...

Yeah righty fookin O it was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But in answer to the question... If interested, go and say hello... If fails then sit back and play it cool like I don't care lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lmao....ummm was thinking more of a social...although I am not sure they exist...so maybe a social with extras if people want too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh your worried pmsl... On a fishing trip maybe lol..

Sussed ya lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lmao...not worried, never thrown one and only been to one ( and it was a nightmare)...sooo just picking people brains from those in the know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to a good few socials... and generally have a good time chatting to anyone and everyone. Mix and be damned...

Never admit to who we are though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what about house parties though????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????"

Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????

Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol"

sooo no help ther what so ever...ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????

Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol

sooo no help ther what so ever...ffs

What do you wanna know?

How to approach people and ask them to fuck ya brains out?

How to do a good BJ in front of a crowd?

Will ppl want to fuck me if I'm on?

Is it polite to spit cum out in the front room all over the carpet?

What? What? What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?

Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way

tell me to fuck off...their loss lol

dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol

I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????"

Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????

Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol."

why do i have an image of your both dressed as ninja's then?? and is it wrong?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol

approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?

Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way

tell me to fuck off...their loss lol

dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol

I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???"

I'd invite ppl who are fundamental opposites just to see what happens hehehe..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol

approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?

Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way

tell me to fuck off...their loss lol

dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol

I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???

I'd invite ppl who are fundamental opposites just to see what happens hehehe..

and keep the guest list a secret???

I like that idea lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"what about house parties though????

Been to a few good ones, a few not so good ones and never stopped long enough at the bad ones to really comment on them lol

sooo no help ther what so ever...ffs

i tend not to label em as parties as it invariably sets the tone as lots of drinking gassing and eventually arguing or bitchiness...its just a get together or soiree ...but everyone knows it will be about adult fun and laughter rather than boozing in a serious way ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol

approaching them is easy...I just say..wanna fuck?

Dont have a problem with an audience and oral...bloddy good either way

tell me to fuck off...their loss lol

dont have carpet, so quick mop and it clean lol

I just wanted to know...if you throw a party and invite say 20 people you like.... do you then tell everyone who is going , incase they dont get on, or do you go fuck it and just invite them???

I'd invite ppl who are fundamental opposites just to see what happens hehehe..

and keep the guest list a secret???

I like that idea lol

You read my mind girl!! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????

Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol.

why do i have an image of your both dressed as ninja's then?? and is it wrong?? lol"

Noo.. we have been to parties, house parties... Then when the beer flows and the lights go low.. The fuglies try and sneak a sniff... Ewwww!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about house parties though????

Ohhh God.. Ok.. were not so good at house parties, too defensive lol.

why do i have an image of your both dressed as ninja's then?? and is it wrong?? lol

Noo.. we have been to parties, house parties... Then when the beer flows and the lights go low.. The fuglies try and sneak a sniff... Ewwww!

OMG...were you at the same house party?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oi...even fuglies need lurvin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing against anyone.. but we'd rather play with who we choose not just anyone who manages to sneak in lol..

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"oi...even fuglies need lurvin"

Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oi...even fuglies need lurvin

Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?

lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi...even fuglies need lurvin

Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?

lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao

Can I write my number on your back while we fuck?

You'll have to tell me what it is though, 123 or 124? hehehe

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We're toying with the idea of having a party as we've been to some great ones - we'd invite people we'd met. We know we get on with them and in all probability all would get along and that way there are no nasty surprises!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oi...even fuglies need lurvin

Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?

lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao

Can I write my number on your back while we fuck?

You'll have to tell me what it is though, 123 or 124? hehehe

lmao...can i rest my ashtray on your back when I fuck you???

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"oi...even fuglies need lurvin

Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?

lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao

Thats right lead us on with a promise of a party and pull it away. Gutted so i am!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oi...even fuglies need lurvin

Are you having fireworks at your party? Just asking like and when do i get my invite?

lol I am not saying I am having one... but if your name is not on the list, your not getting in lmao

Thats right lead us on with a promise of a party and pull it away. Gutted so i am!!!"

got to get the lurve shack finished first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?"

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Notts threw me a party for my Birthday once... 6 couples.. Lovely, all the girls got it on together in a big heap.. We were all TOLD to watch...

Then they finished..

Last Time I have a fookin party i'll tell ya lol..... Evil or what lol?

Don't blame ya m8, what's the point in swinging if you only get to play the lecherous perv while the women have all the fun. Fuck that for a game of soldiers!

yo just thought of another thing for my wish list.....fucking a load of soldiers.....something about a miltary man.....

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????"

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????"

My experience of these things are that if you want an event that is purely a social, hold it in a pub where decency laws prevent any naughty shennanigans going on. If you hold it in a house then you have to expect some sex to take place, which may piss off people who thought they were attending a social.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

point taken...cheers.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol"

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

If they are hot.. and we like em.. we'll play... If not, we'd rather have a cup of tea with my Mum lol...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????"

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say. "

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!"

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????"

Well as you asked so nicely.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol"

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

no"

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?"

no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?

Would you settle for sparklers???

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?"

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

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"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

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over a year ago

all over the place

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fuck me you normally do its foreplay to you isnt it

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?

Would you settle for sparklers???"
dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?

Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx

and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measure

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?

Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx

and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measure"
yep ...got one all to myself right here ...and i wanna share!!!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?

Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx

and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measureyep ...got one all to myself right here ...and i wanna share!!!!!!!!!"

mmmmmmh tempting.....

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Penistone

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

no, not at a pub....yes to a house , with fireworks...ffs what is it with the fireworks?

Would you settle for sparklers???dear ruby ....can we come to your party ? we will bring cake and balloons xx

and kaz will even throw in a clown for good measureyep ...got one all to myself right here ...and i wanna share!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmh tempting....."
shouldnt you be putting things away or something????? xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?"

If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in

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over a year ago

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in

we will help you i have a tent hammer somewhere

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over a year ago

Notting

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in

we will help you i have a tent hammer somewhere

ooooh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i like you!!!!!

Can we be friends.....lol

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?"

Noo, it's a rubber insert that you put into your rectum to stop any unwanted attention from arse bandits who get too amorous. You can get fancy ones with a pony tail but that's really for dedicated fetish players into pony play. They're handy for control though, you ever pulled a dog's tail? it runs round in circles trying to bite ya nuts off but gives up when it knows it neck aint long enough. Shit! I've regressed.

WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!

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over a year ago

Notting

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!"

here hunny.

Now dont worry, we will get you sorted

**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**

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over a year ago

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

If you are not sure about it i am sure you will have lots of assistance in ramming it in

we will help you i have a tent hammer somewhere

ooooh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i like you!!!!!

Can we be friends.....lol

mmmm sounds good to us thanks

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!

here hunny.

Now dont worry, we will get you sorted

**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**"

Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!

here hunny.

Now dont worry, we will get you sorted

**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**

Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height.

heheehehe

Neigh its not.

Its acrylic as i stole it off My Little Pony....lol

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over a year ago

"so, you cant have a party that is purely a social, even if all on the list are swingers?

What's the point in that? Might as well pop round me mum's for a cup of tea!

The reason I asked as in my naivety I attended what was called a social house party....soooooooo was not and it was not nice lol.

So can you not have a party where it is a social, but if you want to fuck each others brains out you can without making it an ordeal for those who want to just meet people socially????

so lets get this right. There is no party, never ever and no booze and no latex and no fireworks?

Got to say im gutted truly gutted.

if i have one, there will be latex, a fully stocked bar and just for you...fireworks lol

Is me and my rocket invited to this firework display then?

do you want to fuck????

Depends if there is a cue? not onto cues i have to say.

dont think i will be beating them off with a big stick!

fookin HUUUUGE stick i think!!!

nahhh its not a kinky party lol

So your doing a social?

At a pub?

With fireworks?

a party? at a house, without fireworks?

With my look id drop my struddies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!

here hunny.

Now dont worry, we will get you sorted

**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**

Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height.

heheehehe

Neigh its not.

Its acrylic as i stole it off My Little Pony....lol"

You think that's funny huh?.. Stealing my cousin's fookin tail! She's been in bits about that! I put in a strongly worded letter of complaint to Mattel but they just told me to get stuffed, at which point I felt I had to remonstrate that I was a proper pony and not from the Cuddly Toy section. They just laughed and had me mounted on the wall in the boardroom next to Buzz Lightyear. (He's a noisy c**t I'll have you know, never shuts up ffs!!)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"dies bend over for mi socks and get a low flying rocket up my Rolph Harris!

Don't take preventative measures when attending these things? Like wear a butt plug. Stops anyone going anywhere they shouldn't!

A butt what??? that one of them Chinese things?

WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!!!!!

here hunny.

Now dont worry, we will get you sorted

**runs off to cupboard to attatch pont tail to butt plug...**

Is it a proper one with real pony hair, I was a Shetland Pony in a former life which is why I can't stand people taking the piss outta my height.

heheehehe

Neigh its not.

Its acrylic as i stole it off My Little Pony....lol

Tell him to Buzz off then!!!

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over a year ago

I only got a fookin hoof! He's got a ray gun ffs! I'll bide my time and when he aint looking I'll undo the straps on his pack back and the fucker will fall like feckin stone when he tries to fly out the window ... muuuuuuhhaaaaa!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I only got a fookin hoof! He's got a ray gun ffs! I'll bide my time and when he aint looking I'll undo the straps on his pack back and the fucker will fall like feckin stone when he tries to fly out the window ... muuuuuuhhaaaaa!

He is useless without his friends anyways.

Poof!!!

lol

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over a year ago

"Ok. If you decide to have a party....do you ask people and then find out if they like the other people you have invited....or do you just throw in a mix and sit back and watch the fireworks?????"

If I knew a party was going to be full of people I did'nt like I would'nt bother going

If I did'nt know who was going and turned up to find lots of people I did'nt like Id go home

Hav'nt ever been anywhere though where we hav'nt found people we can have a laugh with though

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We attend socials quite a bit, and also house parties. When we go to a social meet, we do so in the knowledge that its in a public place and therefor no naughties takes place, but sometimes ppl then invite you to go on to a party after, and usually that means to play.

If we get invited to a house party, the first thing we ask is "Is it a swinging party?", and if its a yes we ask who else might be going, and usually we find out that there are a few friends in the group, so we go knowing we can play with them if no-one else takes our fancy.

If there was someone on the list we didnt like, we would still go, as we dont intend to let others dictate where, when, or how we play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry im late but who's having a party

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