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FARTS is this the end of the honeymoon and romance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

reet we all do em they sneak out and we all parp n queek

does the first fart kill the honeymoon period and romance or do we just accept we hold the buggers in until that cough sneeze opps it crept out moment that makes us all want to curl up and die

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

There's a lot of farting threads lately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mabe we are all in windy citys lol

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/

My Exe's first slipped out as I brought her to her first orgasm orally: being an adult & long in the tooth, I just laughed it off & kept going til she exhuastedly fell asleep! Later on: I was scared to light a match around her for fear of burning the house down! Yeay: Fabreeze air freshener!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took me an age to take a number two at ads house, weeks in fact, I used to go all weekend without taking a dump because I didn't want him smelling it but now I burp, fart in front of him (always says 'oh baby' too me and laughs) and I can now take the odd poo when I stay!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's actually the start. Because once you can fart comfortably in front of your partner then it's a sign that comfortable in the relationship. X

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

If it's the start of a relationship, what is it when the girl uses the toilet infront of u with the door left open (both number 1 and 2) and you end up having farting wars in bed when your trying to sleep?

Or is that just not normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's the start of a relationship, what is it when the girl uses the toilet infront of u with the door left open (both number 1 and 2) and you end up having farting wars in bed when your trying to sleep?

Or is that just not normal?"

Love lol x

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Chemical warfare is not love. I had to sleep with a gas mask on.. was getting ridiculous..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chemical warfare is not love. I had to sleep with a gas mask on.. was getting ridiculous.."

Must be love if you stayed lol x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have a fart off.. Fight fire with fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i go the toilet in front of partners, and them with me. nt purposely but if someone needs the bathroom while one of us is in their then it happens.

i don't believe in all this mystery when you're involved with someone. i'm a realist. people pee and poop, no need to pretend they don't.

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