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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not much of a drinker nowadays but when I was younger and used to get piddled on nights out, my tolerance level to alcohol was quite high. I could easily drink a whole bottle of wine without being blind d*unk and that was before leaving the house. I rarely suffered hangovers either.

How much does it take to get you pissed ? Do you get a hangover ?

What is the most embarassing thing you have done under the influence ?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I haven't eaten a few pints gets me tipsy and if I drink beer especially bottled beer all night I always have a hangover,

I can't think of any embarrassing things I have done while d*unk,

Maybe flirted with someone I shouldn't have

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Since my enlightenment, I have forsaken alcohol and all its evil aspirations

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I dont drink that often, but takes me a fair amount to get d*unk..... d*unken calls possibly the worst ive done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh when I first joined fab I did go on cam and wank a few times while d*unk

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When I was a young woman I got so d*unk on mad Halloween cocktails that I decided the only way that I could get a taxi to take me home was to take off all my clothes.

It did work but thankfully it was a lovely older cabbie who didn't charge me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst thing I've done after a heavy night was have a wager between 5 mates £50 each I didn't have the bottle to run through Manchester Piccadilly gardens stark bollock naked. So had a mate grab my clothes run with me across the gardens. Literally 40 seconds after I got my clothes back on which I might add was a challenge because I couldn't really stand up properly lol the police drove past so I was really lucky!!. So I went home with £250 in my pocket!. That was after easily a good bottle and a bit of Jack Daniels!!. When I say run it was rather entertaining as I fell over 3 times, cut my arm and shoulder open. Another occasion i stripped off outside the printworks and the door men caught me but laughed as I told them it was a dare!!. Never been one from backing down from a dare!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole bottle of wine / prosecco during the course of a night would get me pissed, wouldn't give me a hangover though, that comes from mixing drinks.

Embarrassing things whilst d*unk, way too many & some I don't remember.

One that comes to mind, walking into a lampost resulting in 2 black eyes, classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was a young woman I got so d*unk on mad Halloween cocktails that I decided the only way that I could get a taxi to take me home was to take off all my clothes.

It did work but thankfully it was a lovely older cabbie who didn't charge me.

"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does one night stands with Women you normally wouldn't have sex with count

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A whole bottle of wine / prosecco during the course of a night would get me pissed, wouldn't give me a hangover though, that comes from mixing drinks.

Embarrassing things whilst d*unk, way too many & some I don't remember.

One that comes to mind, walking into a lampost resulting in 2 black eyes, classy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does one night stands with Women you normally wouldn't have sex with count "

Uh huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does one night stands with Women you normally wouldn't have sex with count "

That's called a 4am bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lightweight and it dosnt take me long to get rather tipsy. I never get d*unk though and the most embarrassing thing I've done is send stupid texts

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

A baby boy with his whiskers on, sure I've never seen before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does one night stands with Women you normally wouldn't have sex with count

That's called a 4am bird. "

Where I'm from its called the beer goggles bargain basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does one night stands with Women you normally wouldn't have sex with count

That's called a 4am bird.

Where I'm from its called the beer goggles bargain basement "

She was probably thinking the same about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since my enlightenment, I have forsaken alcohol and all its evil aspirations "

Are you on antibiotics??

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Oh when I first joined fab I did go on cam and wank a few times while d*unk

"

Let us know when you get d*unk again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be able to drink a fair amount when I was younger, still can, just the hangovers are a lot worse. They last 2 days instead of 1.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Does one night stands with Women you normally wouldn't have sex with count

That's called a 4am bird. We have a black bird around here at present at that time part of the dawn chorus..

Where I'm from its called the beer goggles bargain basement "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get hangovers now I've given up the larger.

I'm a Guinness and whisky man now.

I'm not a silly d*unk but I have woken up in the bath having wrapped the shower curtain around me before.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't get hangovers now I've given up the larger.

I'm a Guinness and whisky man now.

I'm not a silly d*unk but I have woken up in the bath having wrapped the shower curtain around me before.

"

So you were sober enough to ensure you had a blankie, of sorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get d*unk and fuck any of my friends that were closest. Amorous and happy. I don't remember the last time I was d*unk, I miss the social side of it.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Since my enlightenment, I have forsaken alcohol and all its evil aspirations

Are you on antibiotics?? "

I refer you to my kebab thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as think as you d*unk I am!

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'm quite good with alcohol, however, its been known to creep up on me...got into trouble a few times. I'm one bottle down now...but off to bed x

Mrs C x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not as think as you d*unk I am!"

hic hic nor me

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'm not as think as you d*unk I am!"
Rephrase that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not as think as you d*unk I am!Rephrase that... "

Erm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get hangovers now I've given up the larger.

I'm a Guinness and whisky man now.

I'm not a silly d*unk but I have woken up in the bath having wrapped the shower curtain around me before.

So you were sober enough to ensure you had a blankie, of sorts. "

I can't sleep unless there's something on top of me.

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