FabSwingers.com forum: Over the edge

By *obwithkilt OP Man
over a year ago

Belton

After work we had drinks because a colleague was leaving. ..it got slightly messy

how do you know you have gone to far? The fact that I can type says I'm not too far gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start telling people how much i love them

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If I have more than one pint.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When I can't feel my face I know I am too far gone. Usually.

A couple of weeks ago I'd only had a handful of vegetables and not enough water to drink. Lots of sex in a hot club and one bottle of cider and I was literally legless. I had to make my friend go and get the car as I couldn't walk.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I want to snigger at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Devon you know you have gone too far when you end up in Cornwall.....

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

When I wake up in a hedge somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I ain't got a clue how I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep usually when I can't feel my face is when I've over steered the cider bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can't walk in my heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your bollock naked waiting for the bus home

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I know my limits, sadly I don't always stick to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife's gone to far when every single guy who mails us is on a promise for the night after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start crying about how I'm going to be alone forever. Only when drinking Gin though.

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By *obwithkilt OP Man
over a year ago

Belton

"I start telling people how much i love them

Another couple of rounds and I would have been at this stage

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By *obwithkilt OP Man
over a year ago

Belton

"When I ain't got a clue how I got home

Been there! Last time I woke up next to a cute blonde who just casualy mentioned that I could have at least taken her boots off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to sleep with everyone...... And I do just that; sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I test myself to see how much Guinness I can drink ! It gets me pissed/messy/dangerous

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have seen the light and have forsaken all stimulants

A clean life is a natural high

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When I ask them to put Jason Derulo Talk Dirty To Me on and launch into a zumba routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall asleep...which is a vast improvement, it used to be I'd vent the entire contents if my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a kebab

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I think the last time I knew I'd got truly legless was on christmas eve. I went out with my brother. All I know is, there are photos of us both rolling around on the kitchen floor, inexplicably topless, having some sort of fight involving mini cheddars. My mum took the photos, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the last time I knew I'd got truly legless was on christmas eve. I went out with my brother. All I know is, there are photos of us both rolling around on the kitchen floor, inexplicably topless, having some sort of fight involving mini cheddars. My mum took the photos, apparently. "

And they're fucking hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I start telling people how much I like them & that we must go out more often.

along with finding everything funny, especially myself

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

And they're fucking hilarious!

I knew you'd appreciate them. Did I send them to you on Christmas Day?

I know that mum had a massive tube of cheddars, I just can't work out when or why we both took our shirts off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very flirty and want to dirty dance with every sexy man in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they're fucking hilarious!

I knew you'd appreciate them. Did I send them to you on Christmas Day?

I know that mum had a massive tube of cheddars, I just can't work out when or why we both took our shirts off....."

Yes, I got them right after eating my dinner. Cracked me up.

Say cheeeeeeeeeese!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"The wife's gone to far when every single guy who mails us is on a promise for the night after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got d*unk and danced with a young girl. I looked down and tapped her stomach and said. " Awww " she stormed off. I then realised she was not pregnant

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

When I start looking for an unknown person called Ian?!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"When I ask them to put Jason Derulo Talk Dirty To Me on and launch into a zumba routine

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i do a burlesque routine to that one sober

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I once got d*unk and danced with a young girl. I looked down and tapped her stomach and said. " Awww " she stormed off. I then realised she was not pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall over X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I wake up in a hedge somewhere "

I agree,I once woke up and I was in the bucket of a JCB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm making new friends, and treating them like best friends I have known for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This says it all for me!!!!! Hmmmm ifs Friday night

I've had a little bit too much, much

All of the people start to rush.

Start to rush by.

A dizzy twister dance

Can't find my drink or man.

Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone.

What's going on, on the floor?

I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore.

Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?

I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get on a table and start dancing pmsl!! X

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By *obwithkilt OP Man
over a year ago

Belton

"I get on a table and start dancing pmsl!! X"

me dancing is usually way over the edge!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If I have more than one pint. "

*cheap date alert ladies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When I wake up in a hedge somewhere

I agree,I once woke up and I was in the bucket of a JCB."

I once woke up in a Dodgem Car, I think the JCB bucket would possible have been more comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can't walk in my heels "

When I try and walk in a pair of heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get on a table and start dancing pmsl!! X

me dancing is usually way over the edge!!"

That bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can't walk in my heels

When I try and walk in a pair of heels

When I try to walk in your heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep! Hence why if fun is planned I am careful!! Lol

Sara

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When I can't walk in my heels

When I try and walk in a pair of heels

When I try to walk in your heels

I look like a cross between Dick Emery & Kenny Everett when I walk in mine

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