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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

What is the best "chat up line" you have used/been said to you/heard?

Let the fun begin!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Gizzashagyabitch"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

""Gizzashagyabitch" "

Get yer coat then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the best "chat up line" you have used/been said to you/heard?

Let the fun begin! "

Theres only two ways to get out of here and you aren't going to like either of them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually used "do you fancy a fuck" to a guy in a bar one night. We had 11 happy years together and 2 children..... and a few fucks! So yeah, it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a mirror in your pocket?

'cause I can definitely see myself in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Said on a bet, got a phone number, nothing more came of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used "Would you prefer to dance, or fuck" several times in various late bars, usually took someone home, but I am generally crap at lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ...im big Dave

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""Gizzashagyabitch"

Get yer coat then

Can't you at least act hard to get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back as a bit of a joke me and my mate i was out with decided to shit chat up lines to see who would get a slap first

The one he asked me to use first was 'nice shoes wanna fuck' and to my suprise it worked and she said ok lets go back to yours

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Your cock, my arse?

That one worked.

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Best one I have heard lately is "if you show me your tits, I will show you my tattoos. Tit for Tat!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

""Gizzashagyabitch" "

You must have overheard me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""Gizzashagyabitch"

You must have overheard me

See above. You have him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so fine I would cut my ballsack open in a pool full of piranha while sucking farts out of susan boyles hemorrhoid infected ass for air just to get a chance to walk by the guy who used to be a neighbor of a cousin of a guy who lived within 100 miles of a postman that used to deliver mail to your grandma

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By *ecretDaddy1 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"You are so fine I would cut my ballsack open in a pool full of piranha while sucking farts out of susan boyles hemorrhoid infected ass for air just to get a chance to walk by the guy who used to be a neighbor of a cousin of a guy who lived within 100 miles of a postman that used to deliver mail to your grandma

How romantic!! I will use this in my vows if I ever get married!

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