FabSwingers.com forum: Eating when stressed

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

After a tough day yesterday I was in dire need of some comfort food and was headed past a chip shop. As I got close a car pulled up and deliberately blocked two spaces. I took this as karma and carried on. All of a sudden I spied a kebab shop a little further along the road with plenty of space outside. The stressful urge to eat was becoming unbearable and I found myself compelled to pull over and go in. I had enough money on me for a greasy diner kebab and that is what I ordered with chilli sauce obviously. I took the first bite and regretted it but the urge to devour this elephants leg and salad had completely overwhelmed me. It was like a form of self harming, despising the situation and yet taking satisfaction from gorging on the evil food I held in both my hands. I could feel the onions and hot chilli sauce tearing at my insides as I forced each mouthful down. I can honestly say I only enjoyed one mouthful of the evil concoction, it was one of my last bites and the flavours on that single mouthful were most satisfying.

I suffered later, in the way that only someone who has ordered a kebab while truly sober can

understand.

I have paid my penance and am now in a state of enlightenment and on the way to achieving true nirvana.

May your chakras be aligned for a fulfilling weekend to one and all

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Must have been a dodgy kebab house....I always have then sober and never suffered from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a kebab.

Courtesy of the useless information department.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Blimey the sacred kebab experience strikes again. I had a similar epiphany recently when I ate a bar of chocolate, drank some red wine then went to bed.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

On a diet atm and wow choc and spicey food just calls like Sirens

Luring onto the coral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat kebabs sober. Makes no difference, still takes like shit with same digestive repercussions

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The experience has made me a better person. I no longer wish I'll of others. It has been the source of my enlightenment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too feel for you op. I scoffed a big fat choccy eclair whilst naked at 1.30am and I videoed it. The recipient of the video was delighted at my nawty gluttony.

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over a year ago

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Late night consuming truly is a force of darkness.

I wish you strength and positivity that only the sunlight that warms our very beings can bring

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Just bought a jam sponge

I know I'm going to hell, so I will make sure I am worthy of that space

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Savour the flavour but in small amounts otherwise it will lay heavy upon your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought a jam sponge

I know I'm going to hell, so I will make sure I am worthy of that space

Know the feeling having pizza

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yep eat and drink far too much when stressed. Chippy tea and now booze... No good for the diet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know exactly what you mean. I too comfort eat when stressed, although don't realise it at the time. Have given up booze for a bit, so at least that's a few calories saved

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've never had a kebab.

Courtesy of the useless information department."

Oi, I never gave you an interview to join my department

See me in my office tomorrow

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Do you carry a Doner card?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I was a heavenly being earlier and had sushi for diner which compensated for the maltesers for lunch

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Doner is just evil. Even looks like toilet food.

Unless it's got lots of mayo and chilli sauce on it..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Now I want a donor pizza!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Now I want a donor pizza!

Without any blood and gore!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Now I want a donor pizza!

Surely it's possible to make your own 'healthy' donner meat, it's just squished lamb meat isn't it?

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By *rish BeastMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere port

Definitely a nightmare. Need to diet and get muscles back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tried a donner kebab, they look so rank

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I've never tried a donner kebab, they look so rank

But it's so nice with a bit garlic mayo!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A doner is the dinner of darkness and dastardly deeds. Deny yourself it's dreadful intent to drag you down to the depths of Armageddon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't have a Donner party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortunately for me my stomach can't digest crap food like doner kebabs and kfc. I have salad with pitta if anyone gets kebabs. I can sit in McDonalds with a bottle of water while the kids eat their Mc Crappy meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cant beat a kebab, d*unk or sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the best fake aways.

Everyone is invited

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Any humous?

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