FabSwingers.com forum: Bloody cat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is determined I ain't getting any meets- every time I chat to someone, she stomps all over the keyboard, sending random half messages to people!

Shall I turn her into a handbag or gloves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is determined I ain't getting any meets- every time I chat to someone, she stomps all over the keyboard, sending random half messages to people!

Shall I turn her into a handbag or gloves?"

pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

purrs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fatten her up an make some slippers out of her so you always have something to rememeber her by lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Give her to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's only lickle- pants wouldn't fit me, neither would a hat......but if mix her and her sister- I could get a nice bag...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give her to me

not sure you can make a decent pair of shoes out of a cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give her to me

You can't feed her to the pup- I need the fur!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Give her to me

not sure you can make a decent pair of shoes out of a cat

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im a pussy lover il have you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give her to me

not sure you can make a decent pair of shoes out of a cat

Slippers maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Slippers maybe

Fluffy flip flops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Flip flops need to flip and flop- fur dampens the sensation

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

remember you do not own a cat the cat owns you

the sooner you understrand that fact the better for both of you

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By *hatsthisMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

just how many pets could a Lady want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"remember you do not own a cat the cat owns you

the sooner you understrand that fact the better for both of you"

I feed the cats though- they can't yet work a tin opener, so they have to be nice to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just how many pets could a Lady want "

Always room for one more

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Is determined I ain't getting any meets- every time I chat to someone, she stomps all over the keyboard, sending random half messages to people!

Shall I turn her into a handbag or gloves?"

She hasn`t sent me a message

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I think we should have a cats forum, to tell the wonderful adventures of all our cats headed by supercat penny lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is determined I ain't getting any meets- every time I chat to someone, she stomps all over the keyboard, sending random half messages to people!

Shall I turn her into a handbag or gloves?

She hasn`t sent me a message

Who? The cat? She only ruins messages!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

You need a Cat Carrier... Check the first 2 pictures on Google Images to see exactly what I mean

You'll have no more feline-related problems then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flip flops need to flip and flop- fur dampens the sensation

Oh flip!! A night of damp fur could rarely be considered a flop!!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

seems there are a few cat lovers here, look uo 'confesions of a mad cat diary'

read them al it wil make you laughj an make you cry as a cat lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need a Cat Carrier... Check the first 2 pictures on Google Images to see exactly what I mean

You'll have no more feline-related problems then!"

Think that'll stop the wee buggers? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless the OP's cat!

My pets have the tendency to want a cuddle as soon as I power up the laptop, and the cat likes to walk allover the keyboard too.

Luckily, they are happy to go back to their normal places on the sofa and leave me and the lappy alone after a good cuddle.

And having them on my lap purring/snoozing away is very relaxing for me!

Bless them!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Is determined I ain't getting any meets- every time I chat to someone, she stomps all over the keyboard, sending random half messages to people!

Shall I turn her into a handbag or gloves?"

I get that when the bugger is hungry. If its determined it sits on my mouse

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

cats make an absolutely brilliant Davey Crockett hat

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

my cats do that too its as if they know mum is flirting and want to join in

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