FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Confessional

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.

Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.

Sarah

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My sins are many, I fear that this morning I feel beyond absolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me alt and argo

For I have sinned . It's been 44 years since my last confession.

I got up this morning . Switched on kettle

Went to fridge for milk and to my disgust ........

Had put the empty milk carton in fridge last night

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once given hand relief with another man's semen used as lube....and I LIKED IT! I prostrate myself at your feet in the hope of forum mercy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck feck feck

Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once given hand relief with another man's semen used as lube....and I LIKED IT! I prostrate myself at your feet in the hope of forum mercy!!

If I was a real priest I'd join in next time - nothing to forgive.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feck feck feck

Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!"

You've made me laugh Chilli.

What about a cookie confession ?????

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sins are many, I fear that this morning I feel beyond absolution "

Get it all off your chest ? Veet will do it.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once given hand relief with another man's semen used as lube....and I LIKED IT! I prostrate myself at your feet in the hope of forum mercy!!

If I was a real priest I'd join in next time - nothing to forgive.

Sarah

Phew! Forgiveness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once given hand relief with another man's semen used as lube....and I LIKED IT! I prostrate myself at your feet in the hope of forum mercy!!

Mmmmmmm very sexy oh and of course sinful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck feck feck

Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!

You've made me laugh Chilli.

What about a cookie confession ?????

Sarah

I have nothing to confess I'm a good girl but I heard someone say cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in my office and the most productive thing I've done so far is make two cups of spiced apple tea and browse the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)...."

Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....

Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea

Hey I was promised forgiveness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck feck feck

Looks like I need to confess another..... I didn't not check my p_edictive text Galt!!!! I meant Galt!!!!!

You've made me laugh Chilli.

What about a cookie confession ?????

Sarah

I have nothing to confess I'm a good girl but I heard someone say cookie"

Ah the cookies !!!! Oh how I've missed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....

Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea

Hey I was promised forgiveness!! "

You would only be forgiven if you had sha_ed the chocolate with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stayed at my sisters recently and ate the back half of each of her easter eggs (so they still look whole in the box)....

Sorry, but that is waaaaay beyond forgiveness. But what a brilliant idea

Hey I was promised forgiveness!!

You would only be forgiven if you had sha_ed the chocolate with me lol"

That can be arranged. Didn't know this was scientology and I had to buy forgiveness (read the small print Paul.. read the small print)

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Forgive me alt and argo

For I have sinned . It's been 44 years since my last confession.

I got up this morning . Switched on kettle

Went to fridge for milk and to my disgust ........

Had put the empty milk carton in fridge last night

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh "
that's not a sin.. That's just a mistake.. The kind you make as you get ol.... Errr wait, no, let's call it a sin

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I am in my office and the most productive thing I've done so far is make two cups of spiced apple tea and browse the forum. "

Sounds like you're the boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at work ,drinking coffee and going between fab and a petition website and signing way too many petitions .then texting people I know telling them to sign the petitions. Really must work .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.

Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.

Sarah

I have nothing to confess, I am a paragon of virtue.

Priests knock on my door asking for advice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless me father for I have sinned.It is two weeks since I last had a swinging session.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My work PC is having updates done.

They actually finished 30 mins ago but I don't want to take the divert off my phone so my colleagues are still taking my calls

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not such a secret (as in just about to blab it) but you sexy ladies have given me a hardon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update: fifth cup of spiced apple tea, still no work but I'm much more up to speed with current affairs, sudoku, local tanning salons and Victoria Secret bikinis than when I came into "work" this morning. Perhaps I should put myself through some sort of disciplinary???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update: fifth cup of spiced apple tea, still no work but I'm much more up to speed with current affairs, sudoku, local tanning salons and Victoria Secret bikinis than when I came into "work" this morning. Perhaps I should put myself through some sort of disciplinary??? "

*Volunteers to assist in aforementioned "disciplinary"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still sleep with a teddy bear on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still sleep with a teddy bear on the bed

**chucks out teddy and jumps in**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still sleep with a teddy bear on the bed

**chucks out teddy and jumps in**"

Sorry Ted, I've found a new squeeze!

He'll be gutted mind!

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

My three year old just asked for his last maltesers bunny. I told him he had already eaten them all, but in reality I scoffed it this morning with my cuppa while I made the kids breakfast.

Cracking parent me

Sassy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd like to tell you but I can't in public...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to tell you but I can't in public...

PM?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a glass bottle in the non-recycling bin..

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If i confess my sins you would need to start another thread,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess I got so shitfaced last Saturday I'm still receiving messages along the lines of but more pissed off than... 'So I saw you on Saturday...you were a mess'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.

Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.

Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.

Sarah

I'm thankful that I can honestly say I've never heard that song in my life, my sin is watching bedknobs and broomsticks and thoroughly enjoying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too

Don't worry Sarah I still have mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too

There are some things that are beyond forgiveness. Now bend over ....

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too

Don't worry Sarah I still have mine

Nothing to forgive here - all is well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My three year old just asked for his last maltesers bunny. I told him he had already eaten them all, but in reality I scoffed it this morning with my cuppa while I made the kids breakfast.

Cracking parent me

Sassy"

You were saving their teeth. You're forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to tell you but I can't in public...

PM?

Yes pm then we can decide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.

Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad

Is there Tuna on the pizza ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.

Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad

Is there Tuna on the pizza ? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.

Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad

Is there Tuna on the pizza ?

Nope

Are you sharing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

I've been so bad I can't b forgiven by anyone trust me x but thanks any way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me because this morning I shamelessly woke a sleepy man (before dawn) with a blow job and then chambe_ed on board and selfishly took my pleasure!

Then turfed him out with a fresh brew in his hand and went back to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???

Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I open the biscuits eat some and return them to the cupboard open end inwards so others think they are still closed and leave them alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me mistress and master for I sinned a lot of years ago. My son wanted some of my ice cream.......

Aforementioned ice cream was homemade from a special shop....

I told him it was onion ice cream as I knew he hated onions!!!!!

Oopsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I skipped the gym this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???

Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky

I believe it's only a single if she doesn't actually on said thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???

Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky

I believe it's only a single if she doesn't actually on said thoughts

But is it a sin If I want her to act on said thoughts

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

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I believe it's only a sin if she doesn't act on said thoughts

Not necessarily.

The old priest who came to hear our confessions used to insist on hearing all of our impure thoughts in great detail, including how they made us feel.

So surely there must be 'devil in the detail' on occasion?

(Of course, being boys, there then developed a competition to see who could come up with the one that turned his face _eddest, and sco_ed the highest number of 'Hail Mary's'

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

How does this work? Can I just confess then carry on doing it???

Ha Sarah is this a sin or just down right cheeky

I believe it's only a single if she doesn't actually on said thoughts

But is it a sin If I want her to act on said thoughts

That's not a sin, it's a bonus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I need to get some thing off my chest.

Ive spent £30 on dominos for lunch when today was supposed to be tuna and salad

Is there Tuna on the pizza ?

Nope

Are you sharing ? "

What?! My god no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left work early and am at home in bed about to have deliciously lazy afternoon sleep .......but distracted by the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me Alt and Argo for i have sinned.. i gave in to gluttony and i ate ALL THE COOKIES!!! i also ate Chilli's cookies too

There are some things that are beyond forgiveness. Now bend over ....

Sarah

Ok if i must be punished i will take it like a man, "bends over" seeing as i am being punished anyway.. "steals and devours one of Knitters cookies".

P.S i also confess too impure thoughts about, Chilli, Knitter and your beautiful self Sarah... grits teeth.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

So, OP.

Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to having impure thoughts about chilli and knitter

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I believe it's only a sin if she doesn't act on said thoughts

Not necessarily.

The old priest who came to hear our confessions used to insist on hearing all of our impure thoughts in great detail, including how they made us feel.

So surely there must be 'devil in the detail' on occasion?

(Of course, being boys, there then developed a competition to see who could come up with the one that turned his face _eddest, and sco_ed the highest number of 'Hail Mary's'

Mr ddc"

Ummmm a priest wanting to hear in detail the thoughts of an impure mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a diet.

I sneaked out to the Co Op and brought two packets of hula hoops and ate them in the car and hid the empty packets under the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on a diet.

I sneaked out to the Co Op and brought two packets of hula hoops and ate them in the car and hid the empty packets under the seat

Naughty...at least it wasn't a full pack of cookies

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So, OP.

Do I win?

*coffs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, OP.

Do I win?

*coffs*

For your private confession - yes without a doubt .....

Sarah

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Confess your sins here and we will absolve them in the Lounge.

Mine is terrible - I was singing along loudly to History by One Direction in the car this morning.

Sarah

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I was singing infinity rather loudly on the school run this morn

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"So, OP.

Do I win?

*coffs*

For your private confession - yes without a doubt .....

Sarah "

Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?

A golden willy ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?

A golden willy ? "

I can't put *that* as a status update, woman! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?

A golden willy ?

I can't put *that* as a status update, woman! LOL"

Now my whole office wonders why I'm laughing at my desk ....

I'll have a ponder ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take the Golden Willy!!! oh wait that sounds awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get an award, something I can put up as a status update or summat?

A golden willy ?

I can't put *that* as a status update, woman! LOL

Now my whole office wonders why I'm laughing at my desk ....

I'll have a ponder ...

I'd suggest "Sensitive soul in need of cuddles please apply here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout at rocksmith ( bit like guitar hero but you use a real guitar and it teacher you how to play) when it tells me I played a song wrong when I know I didn't x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This thread sucks.

Not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread sucks.

Not impressed

Hey! I tried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout at rocksmith ( bit like guitar hero but you use a real guitar and it teacher you how to play) when it tells me I played a song wrong when I know I didn't x"

Ok, let's try that again..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread sucks.

Not impressed

I've been out ...... Helping other sinners.

You already know you were the greatest sinner today - would you like your own priest to confess to? Shall he wear just a dog collar ?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Forgive me because this morning I shamelessly woke a sleepy man (before dawn) with a blow job and then chambe_ed on board and selfishly took my pleasure!

Then turfed him out with a fresh brew in his hand and went back to bed!

Nothing to confess here.. You sound like a bloomin angel

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