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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why not tell us an interesting fact about yourself...

Level of and opinion of 'interesting' may vary...

I'll start...

I was once fishing off the Island of Iona (where I grew up) and our boat was visited by a group of about 6/7 Basking sharks : )

And a Minkie Whale swam under the boat too...Nature is epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not very interesting.....fact

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I met someone interesting once.

It wasn't a reciprocal arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to dive competitively,One n a half somersaults,tuck,pike,twist n all that.

Was 8th best in Scotland at one point.....then turned into a teenage tearaway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 100% terrible at running and just end up throwing up, I'm ridiculously fast at swimming though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once co-piloted a Lamborghini Gallardo on the Gumball3000 rally round Europe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep bees

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By *ugbyguy01Man
over a year ago

Bristol

A week after getting my driving licence I drove 2500 miles across Europe through 7 countries on a rally in 5 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to dive competitively,One n a half somersaults,tuck,pike,twist n all that.

Was 8th best in Scotland at one point.....then turned into a teenage tearaway!"

Sounds familiar, was picked for the Scotland team then found night clubs and men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 100% terrible at running and just end up throwing up, I'm ridiculously fast at swimming though."

I love swimming go 2.3 times a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head"

I still can

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I keep bees

good man x

im officially something..im sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been engaged to the same guy three times but never married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head

I still can

I can put mine behind someone elses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head"

My brother can do that lol. I've tried but can't do it yet. Hopefully I'll start yoga at some point in the future so watch this space

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep bees

That's cool! Do you get stung often though? And what do they do in the winter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't blow my nose

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I failed to become chief taster for walkers crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't blow my nose"

That's peculiar. You just breath out through your nose quite hard basically. I've heard it's better to sniff than blow anyway..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I failed to become chief taster for walkers crisps

Just get out. And don't come back. You bring shame on all of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a sex toy tester for love honey.

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I boxed former wbc boxing champion Robin Reid in the amateurs. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to be a sex toy tester for love honey. "

Ooo Matron

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I boxed former wbc boxing champion Robin Reid in the amateurs. ."

Shweet..

I'm hopefully starting Kickboxing this summer followed closely by Gracie Jujitsu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head

My brother can do that lol. I've tried but can't do it yet. Hopefully I'll start yoga at some point in the future so watch this space

I cant do it anymore im 52 now, and i could do the splits front and side ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I boxed former wbc boxing champion Robin Reid in the amateurs. .

Shweet..

I'm hopefully starting Kickboxing this summer followed closely by Gracie Jujitsu "

I thaiboxed for 14 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned down a role in where the heart is and was in a film with Alan Rickman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head

My brother can do that lol. I've tried but can't do it yet. Hopefully I'll start yoga at some point in the future so watch this space

I cant do it anymore im 52 now, and i could do the splits front and side ways

My aim is to one day be able to do the splits too and touch my toes without bending my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm performing in a Burlesque show a week on Saturday eek!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I once passed myself off as a Lord at the Supreme Court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I boxed former wbc boxing champion Robin Reid in the amateurs. .

Shweet..

I'm hopefully starting Kickboxing this summer followed closely by Gracie Jujitsu

I thaiboxed for 14 years"

Muay Thai?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've blagged my way in to Lambeth Palace pretending to be an itinerant scholar

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Used to dive competitively,One n a half somersaults,tuck,pike,twist n all that.

Was 8th best in Scotland at one point.....then turned into a teenage tearaway!"

Oh that explains the fit body akin to the ones I've had the pleasure of watching at the commonwealth pool. Best out of the water than in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm performing in a Burlesque show a week on Saturday eek!

I wish you all the best in your performance and hope it goes well

Must be a bit nerve racking! Go get 'em!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I asked Price William to sign my mum's Mothers Day card (which was in poor taste in retrospect)

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I was once a receptionist in a brothel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel "

Did you ever have gangsters come in to try and steal the money?

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"I turned down a role in where the heart is and was in a film with Alan Rickman "
Blimey Bruce Willis is here!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel "

Pfft.

I've escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges.

Nerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm performing in a Burlesque show a week on Saturday eek!

I wish you all the best in your performance and hope it goes well

Must be a bit nerve racking! Go get 'em!"

Ta very much...It is but the rush afterwards is amazing!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm performing in a Burlesque show a week on Saturday eek!

"
nice!! good luck you

i do burlesque fitness and yoga ..i shall start pole..later in the year xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't blow my nose"
Neither can I! (Mine, not yours!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I boxed former wbc boxing champion Robin Reid in the amateurs. .

Shweet..

I'm hopefully starting Kickboxing this summer followed closely by Gracie Jujitsu

I thaiboxed for 14 years

Muay Thai? "

Yes and tought at my own club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm performing in a Burlesque show a week on Saturday eek!

Awesome!

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

I trained in Muay Thai for 11 years . And when I broke my little toe doing it......got no sympathy off the doctor whatsoever . Bah !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I trained in Muay Thai for 11 years . And when I broke my little toe doing it......got no sympathy off the doctor whatsoever . Bah !

Tisk tisk to the doctor. Martial Arts can teach us a lot of things that can have benefits in different aspects of life, like self discipline etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the smell of my own farts but nobody else's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the smell of my own farts but nobody else's!"

Give us a sniff haha

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I like the smell of my own farts but nobody else's!"

That is the same for everyone pretty much.

I bet your farts smell of flowers and perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few well known people through my work but I'm not going to tell you who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger."

So are mine, that makes us normal

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I was once a model on MTV's Headbangers Ball with my shoulder length hair in a french plait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger."

That cannot be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I boxed former wbc boxing champion Robin Reid in the amateurs. .

Shweet..

I'm hopefully starting Kickboxing this summer followed closely by Gracie Jujitsu

I thaiboxed for 14 years

Muay Thai?

Yes and tought at my own club"

I had to quit when I was pregnant and never went back as the class moved too far away to travel to booo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger.

So are mine, that makes us normal

How are you measuring them?

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"I trained in Muay Thai for 11 years . And when I broke my little toe doing it......got no sympathy off the doctor whatsoever . Bah !

Tisk tisk to the doctor. Martial Arts can teach us a lot of things that can have benefits in different aspects of life, like self discipline etc..."
I know ! He just told me to strap it to the next one and sent me on me way .... A fella in a boozer would've give me that advice . Upon mature reflection....should've went the boozer first .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a big cock. I just don't have an inclination to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger.

So are mine, that makes us normal

How are you measuring them?"

each are 8 buttons of the remote long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toes are in the wrong order on my right foot.

I was given Mrs Hill's pit pass to get into the pits.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first time I got into a plane I flew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no fear WHATSOEVER

Scares me sometimes

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm incapable of screaming.

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By *iptopcoolMan
over a year ago

mid

I can eat 3 weetabix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head

I still can

Wow would love to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can eat 3 weetabix

FUCKIN LIAR!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did used too be able to put both my legs behind my head

I still can

Wow would love to see that

It's best if he's really close

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel

Did you ever have gangsters come in to try and steal the money? "

Nah, we had two guys on security. Though they spent most of their time doing speed in the kitchen

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel

Pfft.

I've escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges.

Nerrr

Not a competition Joe.

Though I have directed porn and fisted a high up politician

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel

Pfft.

I've escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges.

Nerrr

Not a competition Joe.

Though I have directed porn and fisted a high up politician

"
Oh please tell me it was Maggie Thatcher and you smashed your fist repeatedly into her evil face ?

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

I once complimented a lady for doing such a good job of dressing up like Debbie Harry. Turned out that the lady was the real Debbie Harry. Oops!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

On a swingers site , but not meeting anyone by my choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stayed in the same hotel as the Dalai Lama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was walking along Blackpool with the ex wife when I seen Noel Gallagher. I turned to my ex wife and said loud enough for Noel to hear "there's that guitarist from the feeling" to which he replied "f#vk off you wanker".

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel

Pfft.

I've escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges.

Nerrr

Not a competition Joe.

Though I have directed porn and fisted a high up politician

Oh please tell me it was Maggie Thatcher and you smashed your fist repeatedly into her evil face ?

If only!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I once complimented a lady for doing such a good job of dressing up like Debbie Harry. Turned out that the lady was the real Debbie Harry. Oops! "

I used to have a poster of her on my bedroom wall

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I'm an ex nearly professional footballer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm an ex nearly professional footballer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatted up by duncan from blue..... im not sure how i feel about this!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I was chatted up by duncan from blue..... im not sure how i feel about this! "

Change your profile to bi curious

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By *ock2screwUMan
over a year ago

abingdon

Well your welcome2use mine if u like..i have incliation4u2xxx

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By *ock2screwUMan
over a year ago

abingdon

I bought a fleshlight last week..i love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to dive competitively,One n a half somersaults,tuck,pike,twist n all that.

Was 8th best in Scotland at one point.....then turned into a teenage tearaway!

Oh that explains the fit body akin to the ones I've had the pleasure of watching at the commonwealth pool. Best out of the water than in

I was 12 the last time I did any diving n was a skinny wee runt!It's my work that's sculpted my body over the last 17 years.

Thanks though,awesome figure you have yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to dive competitively,One n a half somersaults,tuck,pike,twist n all that.

Was 8th best in Scotland at one point.....then turned into a teenage tearaway!

Sounds familiar, was picked for the Scotland team then found night clubs and men. "

Coulda been a contender Charlie!

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By *ock2screwUMan
over a year ago

abingdon

I find welsh accents fkn Horny..instant erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had more hours at the controls of aircraft than of cars

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I have a stab wound in the middle of my back from a jealous ex lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to ride for a living

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'm scared of bubble wrap! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to ride for a living "

Now you just ride for orgasms?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I'm incapable of screaming."

Knowing which city centre you were in a few days before last Christmas, I find that impossible to believe

I can't think of an interesting titbit about myself

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By *i amy cdTV/TS
over a year ago

leicester

I'm an ex pro footballer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm an ex pro footballer for Aston Villa"

There's no wonder there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw the women I loved has a teenager ( Philippa Forrester ) filming and fell down a hole.

She run over helped me out and gave me a cuddle

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I knew an interesting fact once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck my thumb (yes im almost 30 and i dont care)

When i was little i had birthmark in the shape of postman pat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been clinically dead on three occasions in my life.

True!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a massive leeds rhinos fan .

. I have a season ticket and travel to Leeds every home game on my own from Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a swingers club in my spare time

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I can do the splits

Mrs

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I love Sci fi films from the 50s - the really bad ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was strolling through the grounds of the

Derwent manor hotel

when i got chatting to a couple of guys it wasnt until i walked away that i realised that id been chatting to

Robson Green

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

I assisted in taking a woman's face off....

(this was reconstruction of her face not a film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger.

That cannot be true "

It is true. I would take a picture and put it up but people would think I'm strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was strolling through the grounds of the

Derwent manor hotel

when i got chatting to a couple of guys it wasnt until i walked away that i realised that id been chatting to

Robson Green

I've been there.. very nice

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I once lost to the dark destroyer on the chase

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I'm a massive leeds rhinos fan .

. I have a season ticket and travel to Leeds every home game on my own from Doncaster "

I feel your pain..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I used to date (many moons ago) a lady who's now an actress in emmerdale.

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By *ee76Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I recommended cheeses to Luciano Pavarotti in a midtown nyc deli. I'm allergic to cheese. I swear this is a true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work at the holiday camp where they filmed Hi de Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I built a wall and it's still up now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave a lecture at the United States Naval Postgraduate School in Monterrey but know nothing about shippy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the proud owner of a Blue Peter badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my feet ar different sizes!!a 4 and a7!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once dated a channel 5 new reader.

And been out on drinking (on separate occasions) with the Beautiful South, and the Lighthouse Family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been an extra in several TV shows and movies. Soldier Soldier ( I was actually a soldier at the time )

Doc Martin.

Broadchurch.

Local Hero.

And a few others.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I used to date (many moons ago) a lady who's now an actress in emmerdale.

Spill!

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

I have very long legs and a tight pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was regularly on TV , racing motorbikes.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I won lots of medals for Irish dancing.

I'm not really a spy.

My mum was chosen to play for the England ladies football team in the 70's and was 1 of the 1st female FA refs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you interesting things about me. But then I'd have to kill you.

I used to be 5'10 though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have abnormally long thumbs...they are as long as my pointer finger."

Are you a relative of E.T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my feet ar different sizes!!a 4 and a7!!!

If you go swimming do you end up going round in circles

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I've cooked for the queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran a marathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw discus and was about to try out for the England national team but decided to go on the booze and missed it. Got dropped from the squad for not showing enough dedication. Shame as I was throwing 10 to 15 metres more than the rest. Just thought I was gonna piss my place and as a stupid teenager I thought I knew best. Still regret it now. Every time I watch any now I think if only. But booze,teenage hormones and big knob head attitude when your a kid always makes for a bad combination.

Ah well at least I can still throw wellies the furthest in the kids sports day! And I can out do anyone throwing stones the furthest into the sea from the beach so not all wasted

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Visited Fraser Island off the coast of Queensland last summer and saw dingos in the wild. Apparently it's the only place left where there are pure wild dingos left. They're scrawny looking things but quite dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make candles for a living... It's the only semi interesting thing about me these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits lol

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I'm an ex nearly professional footballer

Haha oh I wish I still had the fitness and I probably would!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to date (many moons ago) a lady who's now an actress in emmerdale.

I've dated two ex Emmerdale actress's .

But I think quite a few guys went through them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ran a marathon "

Me too... ??

Never again!!!! The pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep bees

Would love too.... One of my bucket list items... ??!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I was once a receptionist in a brothel

Pfft.

I've escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges.

Nerrr

Not a competition Joe.

Though I have directed porn and fisted a high up politician

You're right, it's not a competition.

I've shaken Ron Jeremy's hand (God knows how many people he's fisted) AND asked Prince William to sign my mum's Mother's Day card (which, in retrospect, was in poor taste).

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The oldest book I own is from 1685

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to date (many moons ago) a lady who's now an actress in emmerdale.

I've dated two ex Emmerdale actress's .

But I think quite a few guys went through them too.

You mean like a lot of the women on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The oldest book I own is from 1685"

A cook book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got 2. First one sat in a pub next to a guy i thought i reconized. Was only after he left i found out is was the late Alvin Stardust. RIP

Second standing in reception at BBC Pebble Mill when in came the lead singer of Dr Hook

Oh i also used to be a session drummer at my local recording studio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have at least half a dozen celebrity phone numbers in my phone under pseudonyms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a parachute jump 2 years ago for charity ... was top of my bucket list even though I thought I would be so paralysed with fear I'd die of heart attack .. turned out to be the best thing I have ever done ... best confidence booster so if u think you can't 'Feel the fear and do it anyway'

always worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married on the south pacific island of Fiji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a parachute jump 2 years ago for charity ... was top of my bucket list even though I thought I would be so paralysed with fear I'd die of heart attack .. turned out to be the best thing I have ever done ... best confidence booster so if u think you can't 'Feel the fear and do it anyway'

always worth it "

good effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have at least half a dozen celebrity phone numbers in my phone under pseudonyms. "

I feel a update message on your profile coming soon

500

Messages. Be patient lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a published writer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The oldest book I own is from 1685

A cook book?"

No, it's a 1685 Dutch print of Tacitus Annales, with the Orations of the Philosophers. All in Latin, dark leather binding, red marbled edges and has bookworm.

The frontispiece is magnificent.

Found it in a junk shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can stick my tongue up my nose

When can we meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The oldest book I own is from 1685

A cook book?

No, it's a 1685 Dutch print of Tacitus Annales, with the Orations of the Philosophers. All in Latin, dark leather binding, red marbled edges and has bookworm.

The frontispiece is magnificent.

Found it in a junk shop. "

wow...I'm a complete bibliophile ...

I'm always pootling around the book cases in junk shops...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though I have directed porn and fisted a high up politician

The plot thickens!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do the splits lol

I'm jealous! How do you do that?? One of my mini ambitions is to become flexible enough to do splits and touch toes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

always worth it "

Love that 'feel the fear and do it anyway' way of living

It is motivating

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I stopped wearing a bra a few months ago. No-one noticed. Today I had a conversation with someone at work and his eyes kept wandering! I decided that it might be wise to go get a new bra for the work trip next week. I went to Bravissimo on the way home and tried one on.

I left without a purchase and thought fuck it, let them stare.

I feel quite liberated!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stopped wearing a bra a few months ago. No-one noticed. Today I had a conversation with someone at work and his eyes kept wandering! I decided that it might be wise to go get a new bra for the work trip next week. I went to Bravissimo on the way home and tried one on.

I left without a purchase and thought fuck it, let them stare.

I feel quite liberated! "

You go girl!!

*clicks fingers wildly in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked a girl in the royal box at the Tyne Theatre and Opera house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat green food except pea and unless it comes on a kebab. X

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I left without a purchase and thought fuck it, let them stare.

I feel quite liberated!

You go girl!!

*clicks fingers wildly in the air"

I know... I'm a total rebel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played professional rugby for about 3 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to be on the school tiddlywink team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I left without a purchase and thought fuck it, let them stare.

I feel quite liberated!

You go girl!!

*clicks fingers wildly in the air

I know... I'm a total rebel!

If only more women would allow us to stare at their boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left without a purchase and thought fuck it, let them stare.

I feel quite liberated! "

ive not worn one for years - i hate the things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with Paul Weller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've grabbed low hanging power lines when I was a kid, it was a dare by my cousin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've swam the English Channel.....

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...twice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've swam the English Channel.....

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...twice!"

That's impressive. I'm a bit funny with the sea. I like the idea but I'd be worrying about rogue sharks and jelly fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good at rifle target shooting.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I left without a purchase and thought fuck it, let them stare.

I feel quite liberated!

ive not worn one for years - i hate the things"

I'm okay as long as I don't run for the bus!!

Fortunately gravity has been kind!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm in the bath drinking mae Wests

Yesterday I was filming a pro mo video for a local company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really good at rifle target shooting.

In other words, if you arrange a meeting with this woman...show up! Or she'll get you!!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

I (Mr) has appeared on stage in a West End musical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the full monty for a living.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have seen the error if my ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to have the last word on threads before they close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to have the last word on threads before they close."

See?

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