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"Lose the egg and marmite" Where do you propose she lose them 
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"Lose the egg and marmite" they were comic roles...  | |||
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"Lose the egg and marmite Where do you propose she lose them
Evening x"hey miss D..good to see you.i know, cant please some people can you? x | |||
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"Beuno estente
Chicken or roast beef salad if we're talking sarnies "what about rolls 
anyway heres a choccie cake for you..happy birthday to you..blow out ALL your candles and make a wish x | |||
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Chicken or roast beef salad if we're talking sarnies
what about rolls
anyway heres a choccie cake for you..happy birthday to you..blow out ALL your candles and make a wish x"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now 
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"Beuno estente
Chicken or roast beef salad if we're talking sarnies
what about rolls
anyway heres a choccie cake for you..happy birthday to you..blow out ALL your candles and make a wish x
Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off "what a load of old cobblers  make a wish then xx | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!  "see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter... "Love egg mayonnaise sarnies | |||
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"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off "Cobs here too in Derby as well. I still wanna lick that lipstick off yer bonce  | |||
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"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off
Cobs here too in Derby as well. I still wanna lick that lipstick off yer bonce
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx"Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines | |||
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"Lose the egg and marmite Where do you propose she lose them
Evening x
hey miss D..good to see you.i know, cant please some people can you? x"Thought he might at least have instigated a game of hide the egg we'd better gang smear him with marmite so he complies next time  | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx
Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines "i read it at sarnies..the message got through x | |||
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"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off
Cobs here too in Derby as well. I still wanna lick that lipstick off yer bonce
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx" | |||
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"Lose the egg and marmite Where do you propose she lose them
Evening x
hey miss D..good to see you.i know, cant please some people can you? x
Thought he might at least have instigated a game of hide the egg we'd better gang smear him with marmite so he complies next time "mwhahahha....turn him into a twiglet? | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sarnies "With cress....childhood nostalgia moment | |||
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"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off
Cobs here too in Derby as well. I still wanna lick that lipstick off yer bonce
You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot "im sure there have been offers to repeat the look | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx
Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines i read it at sarnies..the message got through x"Girl after my own heart!! | |||
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"Yay "hey rachael..good to see you x how have you been? x | |||
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"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off
Cobs here too in Derby as well. I still wanna lick that lipstick off yer bonce
You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot im sure there have been offers to repeat the look "I'm saying nowt  | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sarnies
With cress....childhood nostalgia moment "did you grow cress in empty eggshells and draw faces on them? | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sarnies
With cress....childhood nostalgia moment "Yes. Loved growing cress on the window sill at home, telling my age now! | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx
Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines i read it at sarnies..the message got through x
Girl after my own heart!! "no one would put sardines and egg together would they?  | |||
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"Yay hey rachael..good to see you x how have you been? x"Really well fucked! Well it is a swingers site | |||
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"You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot "I don't fancy you anymore | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx
Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines "I bet that's quite nice actually...bit of curried mayo with the egg and sardines and it's almost a kedgeree sarni...on a teacake if you're in Yorkshire | |||
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"Rolls? Haven't heard that in ages...damn people call them cobs where I am now
Cant put candles on my cake it will set the fire sprinklers off
Cobs here too in Derby as well. I still wanna lick that lipstick off yer bonce
You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot im sure there have been offers to repeat the look
I'm saying nowt "chuckles..you dark horse | |||
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"Hi Suzy and all you pervs on this thread "Pervs? Us? Nooooooo | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sarnies
With cress....childhood nostalgia moment did you grow cress in empty eggshells and draw faces on them?"Yup so they looked like punks with mohawks | |||
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"Hi Suzy and all you pervs on this thread "hi bold girl..have you had a good day? | |||
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"Evening folks, its a special occasion when I see a nocturnal thread" its nice to see you..did you show up for dans birthday cake?x | |||
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"evening all x" evening AIC..welcome to nocturnal..trust you are well this evening? | |||
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"Yay hey rachael..good to see you x how have you been? x
Really well fucked! Well it is a swingers site "glad you are having fun xx | |||
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"Lose the egg and marmite Where do you propose she lose them
Evening x
hey miss D..good to see you.i know, cant please some people can you? x
Thought he might at least have instigated a game of hide the egg we'd better gang smear him with marmite so he complies next time mwhahahha....turn him into a twiglet? "Licking twiglets is a favourite passtime...chewing them after the flavour's gone, not so much | |||
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"You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot
I don't fancy you anymore " | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sarnies
With cress....childhood nostalgia moment did you grow cress in empty eggshells and draw faces on them?
Yup so they looked like punks with mohawks " | |||
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"Yay hey rachael..good to see you x how have you been? x
Really well fucked! Well it is a swingers site
glad you are having fun xx"I'm having a lot of fun! | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx
Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines
I bet that's quite nice actually...bit of curried mayo with the egg and sardines and it's almost a kedgeree sarni...on a teacake if you're in Yorkshire"Nooo, don't like anything fishy!! | |||
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"Lose the egg and marmite Where do you propose she lose them
Evening x
hey miss D..good to see you.i know, cant please some people can you? x
Thought he might at least have instigated a game of hide the egg we'd better gang smear him with marmite so he complies next time mwhahahha....turn him into a twiglet?
Licking twiglets is a favourite passtime...chewing them after the flavour's gone, not so much"love twiglets..not many do, but thats ok..i actually get to eat something i like if i buy them for one of my parties...when everything else is got..guaranteed something to eat | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards "awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx | |||
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"cheese and pickle Ham salad egg marmite ? along with perving and lurking, hope to have some evening canteen banter...
Love egg mayonnaise sardines!!
see, knew id please someone..thanks samis xx
Damn predictive text , should have said sarnies, hate sardines
I bet that's quite nice actually...bit of curried mayo with the egg and sardines and it's almost a kedgeree sarni...on a teacake if you're in Yorkshire
Nooo, don't like anything fishy!! "i like crabs legs in amercian buffets | |||
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"You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot
I don't fancy you anymore "Well if he's not gonna give me head with lippy what do you expect | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx"Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need? | |||
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"You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot
I don't fancy you anymore
Well if he's not gonna give me head with lippy what do you expect "there goes my MMF...lolol  | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need? "i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it | |||
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"Hi Suzy and all you pervs on this thread hi bold girl..have you had a good day?"Lovely thanks. Hope you had too x | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need?
i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it "Oh I luuuuve getting roped properly. Not been tied for ages. Do you get suspended too? | |||
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"Hi Suzy and all you pervs on this thread
Pervs? Us? Nooooooo "Yes, you, birthday boy. Hope you've had a great one. x | |||
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"Hi Suzy and all you pervs on this thread hi bold girl..have you had a good day?
Lovely thanks. Hope you had too x"i hung outwith a friend..sorted my printer out..long overdue.. did chores and went shopping..big paperwork day today now my printer ink is here..not very exciting..but im good x | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need?
i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it
Oh I luuuuve getting roped properly. Not been tied for ages.
Do you get suspended too?"no but i want to be..got to find right person to do it with.. | |||
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"You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot
I don't fancy you anymore
Well if he's not gonna give me head with lippy what do you expect there goes my MMF...lolol "You could lend him some of yours | |||
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"You do know I don't still have it on my head don't you Ace....how easy would I be to spot
I don't fancy you anymore
Well if he's not gonna give me head with lippy what do you expect there goes my MMF...lolol
You could lend him some of yours"not sure hed be up for either idea Ace... | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need?
i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it
Oh I luuuuve getting roped properly. Not been tied for ages.
Do you get suspended too?no but i want to be..got to find right person to do it with.. "Well I'd be happy to be tied to you if you ever fancy it | |||
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"Woooah. My wifey has just throw a crisp packet triangle at the fire bucket; it hit the cat bed and bounced straight into the bucket. Shootin Rasputin.
I missed "hahaha good shot..cmon you try again..too knackered?..lol | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need?
i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it
Oh I luuuuve getting roped properly. Not been tied for ages.
Do you get suspended too?no but i want to be..got to find right person to do it with..
Well I'd be happy to be tied to you if you ever fancy it "me tie you or you tie me? | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need?
i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it
Oh I luuuuve getting roped properly. Not been tied for ages.
Do you get suspended too?no but i want to be..got to find right person to do it with..
Well I'd be happy to be tied to you if you ever fancy it me tie you or you tie me?"A roper ties us both. Xxx | |||
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"It looks like I have a new boyfriend. Paris and Barcelona are on the cards
awesome..sounds great...glad to see you happy xx
Thank you. And how about you? Getting what you need?
i get tied up occasionally..but no not all of what i want no..but im cheerful with it
Oh I luuuuve getting roped properly. Not been tied for ages.
Do you get suspended too?no but i want to be..got to find right person to do it with..
Well I'd be happy to be tied to you if you ever fancy it me tie you or you tie me?
A roper ties us both. Xxx"sounds good | |||
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"I don't have a Domme bone in me. (Had a few though). " chuckles..im too good at it..i dont like it either | |||
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"clocking in for the night shift" good evening Sha...on time i see..thats good you well? | |||
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"clocking in for the night shift good evening Sha...on time i see..thats good you well?"All the better for seeing you my dear | |||
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"I don't have a Domme bone in me. (Had a few though). chuckles..im too good at it..i dont like it either" I like being 'presented' but I also like it if it hurts. | |||
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"clocking in for the night shift good evening Sha...on time i see..thats good you well?
All the better for seeing you my dear "aww you're sweet ..thank you xx | |||
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"I don't have a Domme bone in me. (Had a few though). chuckles..im too good at it..i dont like it either I like being 'presented' but I also like it if it hurts. " have it how you like it..if you can get it xx | |||
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"Evening all, taxi service has end and my kitchen is truely closed! "good evening..know the feeling . just stopped rushing around at 11:15...hope you can chill out now x | |||
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"Evening everyone, please may I have some of Dan's birthday cake, just a small slice. And I don't want to be unfriendly, but could I sit next to someone who isn't eating egg sarnies or rolls? Apologises but can't stand the smell of egg. Xxx" hi tigger..sure have a slice...and sit where you like x | |||
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"Evening folks, its a special occasion when I see a nocturnal thread its nice to see you..did you show up for dans birthday cake?x" Theres cake? Oooh what kind? | |||
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"Evening folks, its a special occasion when I see a nocturnal thread its nice to see you..did you show up for dans birthday cake?x Theres cake? Oooh what kind?" choccie cake..minus candles | |||
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"Evening, happy birthday dan, excuse me being late had a nap when i got off . ...from work you perves from work "haha...hope you had a good nap..nice to see you..moi a perv? im an angel | |||
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"Joke of the day, Suzy is an angel "hahaha i might be...i might be a good girl. Depends what Sir likes | |||
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"Evening, happy birthday dan, excuse me being late had a nap when i got off . ...from work you perves from work
haha...hope you had a good nap..nice to see you..moi a perv? im an angel "km hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven | |||
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"Evening, happy birthday dan, excuse me being late had a nap when i got off . ...from work you perves from work
haha...hope you had a good nap..nice to see you..moi a perv? im an angel km hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven "they nicked ma wings and lodged my halo around my ankles..shackled i am..shackled i tell you | |||
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"Evening all, taxi service has end and my kitchen is truely closed! good evening..know the feeling . just stopped rushing around at 11:15...hope you can chill out now x"if I hide under the stairs the kids might think I've gone out. | |||
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"Evening, happy birthday dan, excuse me being late had a nap when i got off . ...from work you perves from work
haha...hope you had a good nap..nice to see you..moi a perv? im an angel km hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven
they nicked ma wings and lodged my halo around my ankles..shackled i am..shackled i tell you "put a tiny chain around your collar , lead you around so you can serve sandwich'es to everyone | |||
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"Evening all, taxi service has end and my kitchen is truely closed! good evening..know the feeling . just stopped rushing around at 11:15...hope you can chill out now x
if I hide under the stairs the kids might think I've gone out. "have you not made it into a safe haven already?...hehe | |||
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"Evening, happy birthday dan, excuse me being late had a nap when i got off . ...from work you perves from work
haha...hope you had a good nap..nice to see you..moi a perv? im an angel km hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven
they nicked ma wings and lodged my halo around my ankles..shackled i am..shackled i tell you put a tiny chain around your collar , lead you around so you can serve sandwich'es to everyone "i wish.... | |||
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"Fuck the sandwiches Bill, I have more devious plans afoot for this young lady "oh goodie | |||
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"Fuck the sandwiches Bill, I have more devious plans afoot for this young lady "i do to, want everyone else's hands busy first hee-hee | |||
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"Evening "hey lovely..hope youre not getting too wet (in the rain ) if you are outside, which i presume you are xx nice to see you..are you well? | |||
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"Fuck the sandwiches Bill, I have more devious plans afoot for this young lady i do to, want everyone else's hands busy first hee-hee"clever...very clever...smart man x | |||
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"Howdy peeps .. Wide awake & kinda bored !! "evening Laura..welcome to nocturnal...come along in and join in, if you like x are you well apart from being wide awake? | |||
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"L/O's awake for feeding so lurking (perving) until he settles "ahhh. well good evening...trust the little one will settle down soon enough for you xx | |||
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"yeah he's normally pretty good. but he has no patience when he want feeding,
didnt realise a 4 week old can actually get Angry"yeah...i had big babies they got really annoyed if they couldnt feed immediately and then got annoyed when tried not to feed them solids too soon..i ignored the midwifes advice..milk didnt satisfy them for long....greedy sods | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x"what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x
what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man "Don't say that, I'm a good boy lol x | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything?" yeah i forgot snacks when i went shopping..some crisps please..BBQ hula hoops or cheese and onion walkers..ta xx | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x
what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man
Don't say that, I'm a good boy lol x"pity | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything?" Sausage rolls and pickled onions as I'm on my tod please | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x
what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man
Don't say that, I'm a good boy lol x
pity "Hold on, let me adjust those knickers for you ( as you anticipate imminent entry) | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything? yeah i forgot snacks when i went shopping..some crisps please..BBQ hula hoops or cheese and onion walkers..ta xx" no snogging you after cheese and onion ha ha, kettle chips for me the sea salt ones | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x
what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man
Don't say that, I'm a good boy lol x
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything? yeah i forgot snacks when i went shopping..some crisps please..BBQ hula hoops or cheese and onion walkers..ta xx no snogging you after cheese and onion ha ha, kettle chips for me the sea salt ones "no im on my own..as usual, no snogging for me tonight..its all good | |||
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"Fuck the sandwiches Bill, I have more devious plans afoot for this young lady "Eugh you'd get butter on your bell end if you fucked a sandwich | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything? yeah i forgot snacks when i went shopping..some crisps please..BBQ hula hoops or cheese and onion walkers..ta xx no snogging you after cheese and onion ha ha, kettle chips for me the sea salt ones
no im on my own..as usual, no
snogging for me tonight..its all good "damn there goes my stiffy hahahaha | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything? yeah i forgot snacks when i went shopping..some crisps please..BBQ hula hoops or cheese and onion walkers..ta xx no snogging you after cheese and onion ha ha, kettle chips for me the sea salt ones
no im on my own..as usual, no
snogging for me tonight..its all good damn there goes my stiffy hahahaha" | |||
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"Fuck the sandwiches Bill, I have more devious plans afoot for this young lady
Eugh you'd get butter on your bell end if you fucked a sandwich "he is using the butter for anal last tango in paris style | |||
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"Evening all, taxi service has end and my kitchen is truely closed! good evening..know the feeling . just stopped rushing around at 11:15...hope you can chill out now x
if I hide under the stairs the kids might think I've gone out. have you not made it into a safe haven already?...hehe "Padded with whale music hehe | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x
what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man
Don't say that, I'm a good boy lol x
pity
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i knew you had potential "Oh really you just want my pickled onions!!! | |||
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"Evening all, taxi service has end and my kitchen is truely closed! good evening..know the feeling . just stopped rushing around at 11:15...hope you can chill out now x
if I hide under the stairs the kids might think I've gone out. have you not made it into a safe haven already?...hehe
Padded with whale music hehe " | |||
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"Evening suzy, can I enter the nocturnal night call x
what you calling for Macca..you very naughty man
Don't say that, I'm a good boy lol x
pity
Hold on, let me adjust those knickers for you ( as you anticipate imminent entry)
i knew you had potential
Oh really you just want my pickled onions!!! "you think id be satisfied with pickled onions? | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything?" If ya did it's too late, I've brought Neil back instead. Shame he's straight though | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything? If ya did it's too late, I've brought Neil back instead. Shame he's straight though "Boooooo | |||
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"Am nipping to the 24/7 over the road, anyone want anything?" Two dwarfs, lube, chocolate oh and don't forget the duck tape. | |||
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"no im on my own..as usual, no snogging for me tonight..its all good damn there goes my stiffy hahahaha"What's up with you man, snogging is good | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos?" Joe can sort you out | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos? Joe can sort you out "should i message him then..or has he done a thread for asking or what? x | |||
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"Hello "hey gorgeous..how are you feeling this evening? x | |||
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"Hello hey gorgeous..how are you feeling this evening? x"I'm good. Just can't sleep. I'm too hot/too cold. Hope you're cool too? | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos? Joe can sort you out should i message him then..or has he done a thread for asking or what? x"As he doesn't get many messages, I'm sure he would be glad of some female attention | |||
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"Hello hey gorgeous..how are you feeling this evening? x
I'm good. Just can't sleep. I'm too hot/too cold.
Hope you're cool too?
"well hope you relax soon so you can drift off..me im good thanks..ive just turned my heater on..im cold ..but i shall be off to sleep soon no doubt..busy day tomorrow x | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos? Joe can sort you out should i message him then..or has he done a thread for asking or what? x
As he doesn't get many messages, I'm sure he would be glad of some female attention "who Joe D?..course he gets messages dont be daft... | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos? Joe can sort you out should i message him then..or has he done a thread for asking or what? x
As he doesn't get many messages, I'm sure he would be glad of some female attention
who Joe D?..course he gets messages dont be daft... "Yeah, everyone who was anyone had a Top Trump avatar at the time, I'm not a slag though so I resisted the urge | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos? Joe can sort you out should i message him then..or has he done a thread for asking or what? x
As he doesn't get many messages, I'm sure he would be glad of some female attention
who Joe D?..course he gets messages dont be daft...
Yeah, everyone who was anyone had a Top Trump avatar at the time, I'm not a slag though so I resisted the urge "chuckles..ive been away x | |||
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"ok how do you get one of those 'top trump' photos? Joe can sort you out should i message him then..or has he done a thread for asking or what? x
As he doesn't get many messages, I'm sure he would be glad of some female attention
who Joe D?..course he gets messages dont be daft...
Yeah, everyone who was anyone had a Top Trump avatar at the time, I'm not a slag though so I resisted the urge chuckles..ive been away x"I didn't have a Top Trump avatar! | |||
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"How are the fairies doing btw OP
found a few pixies but there are always trolls and gnomes to be avoided..found a few of those too.they waste time as they know they are immortal... "My Border Collie once brought someones garden gnome. I never did find out who the owner was | |||
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"Anyone home??? And alone, fancy joining me? I could do with some company "Sorry got carried away reading silly threads. How are you? | |||
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"Anyone home??? And alone, fancy joining me? I could do with some company
Sorry got carried away reading silly threads. How are you? "At work which I seem to see more of than home | |||
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"Awwww have a hug. Im considering raiding the fridge I'm hungry "Go for it | |||
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"Awwww have a hug. Im considering raiding the fridge I'm hungry
Go for it "Its like your arse...pretty bare | |||
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"Anyone home??? And alone, fancy joining me? I could do with some company
Sorry got carried away reading silly threads. How are you? "Sort of ok, am thinking about attacking the unopened tub of Neapolitan Ice Cream that is lurking in ma freezer though | |||
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