FabSwingers.com forum: Contraception Slogans

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Funny or Filthy do your worst

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a slag but use a bag.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Be a slag but use a bag."

Brilliant

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Buy me and stop one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every sperm is sacred; start a collection"

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

If you want to love it, make sure you glove it.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Don't be a fool, cover that tool

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By *alnsanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 14/04/16 22:10:12]

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

If all else fails, a monster munch bag will do! ??

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

No glove no love....

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"No glove no love...."

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

Prefer silk ones myself....

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Before you slip it in, remember to slap on a condom and slop on the lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

haha i got a picture of a guy with 5 dicks...

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

Prefer silk ones myself...."

So my marigolds won't be to your liking then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep your cock bonny and wear a Johny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember roll before you rock

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

haha i got a picture of a guy with 5 dicks...

You wish

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

Prefer silk ones myself....

So my marigolds won't be to your liking then ?

Fur line and trim ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put safety first

Or come off the worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap your erection in contraception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

haha i got a picture of a guy with 5 dicks...

You wish

wouldn't know what to do with them all.

this fantasy has got weird for me now.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

Prefer silk ones myself....

So my marigolds won't be to your liking then ?

Fur line and trim ?

I've just ordered 6 boxes off amazon,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid a hefty CSA bill by making sure she takes her pill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep syphilis at bay with new Durex play

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"Avoid a hefty CSA bill by making sure she takes her pill."
That should be a two way thing, if a man don't wear too, expect to become a father, not just the ladies responsibility.

Ms muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid a hefty CSA bill by making sure she takes her pill.That should be a two way thing, if a man don't wear too, expect to become a father, not just the ladies responsibility.

Ms muffin"

True, it's just a bit of fun though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid a hefty CSA bill by making sure she takes her pill.That should be a two way thing, if a man don't wear too, expect to become a father, not just the ladies responsibility.

Ms muffin"

That's a bit long for a slogan

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

"Avoid a hefty CSA bill by making sure she takes her pill.That should be a two way thing, if a man don't wear too, expect to become a father, not just the ladies responsibility.

Ms muffin

That's a bit long for a slogan

"
my autobiography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're not gunna wrap it go home and whack it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're not gunna wrap it go home and whack it "

with a hammer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're not gunna wrap it go home and whack it

with a hammer ? "
if that's what floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid the wreath, wear a sheath.

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Wrap it up before you wack it up

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By *hereTheWildThingsAreCouple
over a year ago

london/(nyc sometimes)

A gentleman always dresses for the occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

haha i got a picture of a guy with 5 dicks...

You wish

wouldn't know what to do with them all.

this fantasy has got weird for me now."

OMG :-hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No glove no love....

I've got an image in my mind of a guy wearing a gardeners glove on his cock now

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avoid a hefty CSA bill by making sure she takes her pill.That should be a two way thing, if a man don't wear too, expect to become a father, not just the ladies responsibility.

Ms muffin"

That's a mouthful.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover That cock ,with a sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In days of old

When knights were bold, and jonnies weren't invented

They put a sock

Upon they're cock and babies were prevented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small price to pay...to prevent CSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In days of old

When knights were bold, and jonnies weren't invented

They put a sock

Upon they're cock and babies were prevented

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Up the bum, no harm done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear me and no more ugly children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a coil, having more children it will foil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a johnny when you bang her,so later there's no need for a rusty coat hanger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a johnny when you bang her,so later there's no need for a rusty coat hanger!

That's made me cross my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a Blob to do the Job, if Not Maybe 9 months Baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the genuine slogan for Jiffy condoms...

Real men come in a Jiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a johnny when you bang her,so later there's no need for a rusty coat hanger!

That's made me cross my legs.

Sorry,lowering the tone is my speciality.....my bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't wear a sack, you'll have to spunk up her back

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Wrap your willy wrap him well

As A green one hurts and tends to smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the back entrance.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Shows pic of device for removing blobby knob.

THIS OR THIS

Shows condom....

(pictures speak a thousand words)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be a prick

Put a cover on your dick.

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By *campos69Woman
over a year ago

ontario

Plan B but I call it breakfast in bed lol

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By *hereTheWildThingsAreCouple
over a year ago

london/(nyc sometimes)

How about designing some condoms that look like the Dr's tardis:

"It looks bigger inside a tardis"

;)

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"I remember the genuine slogan for Jiffy condoms...

Real men come in a Jiffy"

Or...

If you get a stiffy wear a Jiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/04/16 19:31:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Durex

Because you don't know where she's been

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't you cry..don't you blubber take control.. Wear a rubber

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