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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make up a lie about the person above you on the thread, play nice folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make up a lie about the person above you on the thread, play nice folks"

Asked me to go and see some puppies with him

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nicest guy I have met on fab

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licked my arse last night

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Make up a lie about the person above you on the thread, play nice folks

Asked me to go and see some puppies with him

Really a hairy manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't own a toothbrush

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Strips the dead skin from anchovies and ties them macrame style into a cloak to wear whilst flying on a broomstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cares not for balls of yarn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn"

Has part timeshared his house with a group of Filipino house painters, when they have the house he shares with Guy Richie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn"

Is Spiderman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn

Is Spiderman"

Actually only has half a face.

True story.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Cares not for balls of yarn

Is Spiderman"

Holds the British spacehopper long jump record

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They never change the bed sheets (crusty is their password on most accounts), and they use the same tea bag for at least 5 cups of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn

Is Spiderman"

Has an outstanding patent suit with apple for their ipad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn

Is Spiderman

Actually only has half a face.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn

Is Spiderman

Actually only has half a face.

True story.

Lives in Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of played cricket at county level but decided to work in catering instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cares not for balls of yarn

Is Spiderman

Actually only has half a face.

True story.

Lives in Devon"

Invented strawberry lube accidentally after falling in a vat of jelly with a dildo.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Could of played cricket at county level but decided to work in catering instead."

Teaches children the difference between "of" and "have" inbetween umpiring for Somerset in county cricket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a pretty good winger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holds the world record for throwing cheese....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holds the world record for throwing cheese.... "

Hides Nice biscuits in the crack of his arse hence the name.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Keeps ants as pets, has seven hundred thousand, six hundred and twenty eight and calls them all Anthony.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ace winger is a woman from Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keeps ants as pets, has seven hundred thousand, six hundred and twenty eight and calls them all Anthony."

Came up with the original concept of 'britains got talent' however in the final the winner was sacrificed to the god of teaspoons in an effort to curry favour with his ex. He lost the rights in a dance battle with Simon Cowell when he failed to accurately execute a worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ace winger is a woman from Glasgow "

Red is a size 0 and natural blonde

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Is banned from every Burger King outlet in the UK for attempting to use a Whopper as a prop to break into the top fabbed pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is looking for single guys

Has an obsession with badgers and can perform the full mating call so accurately that most nights he has an mbbb

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Completed the great Wall of China while bouncing on a space hopper in his gap year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is looking for single guys

Has an obsession with badgers and can perform the full mating call so accurately that most nights he has an mbbb"

Happiness used to play the pink power ranger is the TV series.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Is looking for single guys

Has an obsession with badgers and can perform the full mating call so accurately that most nights he has an mbbb

Happiness used to play the pink power ranger is the TV series.

Was given that username after an orgy with 59men!

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Completed the great Wall of China while bouncing on a space hopper in his gap year. "

Took my virginity then gave me a slap and I didn't even ask

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Has a degree in quantum theology and once wrote a thesis on how string theory can affect the flavour of licorice bootlaces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a degree in quantum theology and once wrote a thesis on how string theory can affect the flavour of licorice bootlaces"

Is really a female romantic fiction writer called Hillary who moonlights the problem page at Sink Hole Monthly.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Holds secret fight clubs where yuppies put midgets in pillow cases and beat each other round the head with them in a visceral pillow fight . And when the midgets inevitably die , sells the corpses to kebab shops . Evil !

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Holds secret fight clubs where yuppies put midgets in pillow cases and beat each other round the head with them in a visceral pillow fight . And when the midgets inevitably die , sells the corpses to kebab shops . Evil !

Once took a crap in the Queens bedroom.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns a sandwich shop that only sells peanut butter on seeded granary.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Breeds slugs and dips them in goose fat for a tasty mid morning treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once took a crap in the Queens bedroom..... "

Is the Prince of Wales fluffer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tried to join the Salvation Army but failed the interview when it was later discovered that the tambourine was stolen from a Salvation Army shop in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never has sex on Tuesdays

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Trains rabbits to do agility courses

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Once crept into a church at night in order to be first in line for confession....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sings in a new age country and reggae covers band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her hair is naturally pink, she dyes her body hair though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her hair is naturally pink, she dyes her body hair though

Is actually called Maurice and makes lime pickle without using limes, instead he uses unripened satsumas

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Trains rabbits to do agility courses "

Has a fetish for butter covered bald men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was heavily involved with the x-men but they kicked him out for being too kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trains rabbits to do agility courses

Has a fetish for butter covered bald men

Is still not toilet trained

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Invented Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invented Marmite"

Doesn't like hats.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Once took a crap in the Queens bedroom..... "
True....got photos .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Invented Marmite"

Owns the patent for left shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unable to tie own shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unable to tie own shoes "

Stole my Antelope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unable to tie own shoes

Stole my Antelope"

Stole my cookies

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Once barged onto the Star Wars premier in London and dragged their arse across the red carpet like a Jack Russell in front of Dame Judy Dench . Disgusting !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Doesn't use toilet paper owing to cultural reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really does work for MI6 however it's only a 12 month contract as an assassin !!

Mwah

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has life size cut outs of one direction in his bedroom... Tells everyone Harry is his favourite.. Its Zane really.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Once asked Stephen Gately for a snog before knowing he was gay.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Worked in a restaurant, and decided to experiment with a shoe pastry.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Saving up for plastic surgery to become a Steven Gately lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a bat but no cave

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Saving up for plastic surgery to become a Steven Gately lookalike"

Works for the Queens secret service

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanky Panky .... Really has three breasts and is involved in government programmes on milk production....

Mwah

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Knits her own lingerie.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Makes paella from toenail clippings

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Has a bat but no cave

Is the world Crochet Champion, but is colourblind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took my virginity in an alley in Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can smell purple

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Makes paella from toenail clippings"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a fetish for Lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a fetish for Lions"

Like a Kangaroo can produce different types of breast milk.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Sells lighters , 3 for a pound .

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

"Sells lighters , 3 for a pound . "

Hates mirror shots

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Sells lighters , 3 for a pound . "

Washes used condoms and resells them to durex

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

World class dredger

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Has a nose picking fetish

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sucks pickled onions before every meet.

Insists on kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sells lighters , 3 for a pound . "

They are a quality lighter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks pickled onions before every meet.

Insists on kissing"

Always keeps a pickled wally up there bum for those special moments.

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