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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ever kinda thought of something and just knew it was gonna go badly,, then you watch the awful event.. but notice how it happens in slow motion??

perhaps im odd :D

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yeah pretty much the last three Sunderland games

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah pretty much the last three Sunderland games "

i went to school with a sunderland goalkeeper :D x

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yeah pretty much the last three Sunderland games "

Think you may have left 'decades' out of that sentence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might have superpowers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i will elaborate.. i was driving and saw a woman cross the road and stop in the island in the middle of the road,, but something inside me said 'that numb nutts is gonna carry on and walk infront of me'.. the woman even saw me driving towards her,, low and behold she walked straight out. Slammed on my breaks immediately, narrowly missed her by swerving.. and yes the air was VERY VERY blue :D

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Yeah pretty much the last three Sunderland games

Think you may have left 'decades' out of that sentence..."

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! Cheeky twat!

Cheeky and accurate twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaaaat?! You seem too sweet and innocent to use such foul language

The slow mo thing happened to me when I crashed my bike going down a hill. And when I say bike, I mean a bicycle, not a cool harley or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ever kinda thought of something and just knew it was gonna go badly,, then you watch the awful event.. but notice how it happens in slow motion??

perhaps im odd :D "

yep....was cycling into Tamworth....some dipstick in a 7 tonne lorry drove out of a side road as I was passing....just watched him coming, right up until he hit me....seemed to take forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whaaaat?! You seem too sweet and innocent to use such foul language

The slow mo thing happened to me when I crashed my bike going down a hill. And when I say bike, I mean a bicycle, not a cool harley or something!"

id have got out and seriously had words with her if the car behind me ended up hitting me, my daughter was in the car. If id have hit her id have been the one in the shit, even though it was blatantly her fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ever kinda thought of something and just knew it was gonna go badly,, then you watch the awful event.. but notice how it happens in slow motion??

perhaps im odd :D

yep....was cycling into Tamworth....some dipstick in a 7 tonne lorry drove out of a side road as I was passing....just watched him coming, right up until he hit me....seemed to take forever "

Had a similar experience while in Germany.....was riding my scooter along the cycle lane of the road, saw a car pull up to a junction in front of me, he hadn't seen me. He pulled out, I tried to stop but kept going in slo-mo. I was cursing the fat bastard and calling him for everything as I was sailing over his car bonnet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

also watched a cat get run over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also watched a cat get run over "

couldn't have been penny...would have got back up & shredded the car before dispatching the driver....all in slow motion of course

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aye but Penny is a feckin psycho!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aye but Penny is a feckin psycho!!!!!!"

aaahhh.....but is my psycho

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

and you are mine, pmsl!!! xxxx get dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and you are mine, pmsl!!! xxxx get dancing"

am SSCHWINGGING these hips

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw sto-ooo-oooo-oooo I've missed that schwing xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wtf have i missed?? haha

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