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"It's Thursday. It's rant day. Rant.....  "SHAN'T!! | |||
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 why oh why don't all shoes have tiny little umbrellas | |||
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"Start early don't you! I'm only awake due to having horrible dreams,I'm too tired to rant about it though,trying to stay awake a bit longer incase I fall back into it "Drink Orange Juice it helps something about the vitamin c 
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"It's Thursday. It's rant day. Rant.....
SHAN'T!! "Rebel. Nice boobs though so I'll let you off. | |||
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"I've got tonsillitis!!! Fuck my life in the arse with a rusty dildo "That sounds uncomfortable. That sounds uncomfortable. | |||
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"Happy Thursday to you OP. So here goes I hope you're ready for this because I have been waiting all week, as you know I always play by the thread rules and as such have waited to rant on Thursday. Umbrella shoes why oh why don't all shoes have tiny little umbrellas "Dragons Den. Enough said. | |||
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"Start early don't you! I'm only awake due to having horrible dreams,I'm too tired to rant about it though,trying to stay awake a bit longer incase I fall back into it "Wishing sweet dreams to you..... Sleep well. | |||
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"Boss putting trackers on van... What a cunt.... No more slacking now" Hah!!! Skiver. | |||
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"Shit pens..halfway through writing a word and the fucker stops working...and if by magic,it's off again.Drives me mad" Frustrating. Do you think they make them like that on purpose? | |||
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"Fog ... Nuff said "Drive safe. Don't forget to turn your fog lights off when appropriate. You don't want to be one of "those" drivers. | |||
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"Fucking midgets have crept into my gaff and put cling film over the toilet bowl ! My morning piss was ruined . Along with my slippers....again . "Speak to Knitter, she's marketing umbrella shoes. | |||
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"why do people have to rant. where is the love theae days? oh dear, that may be a rant "A mild rant.  | |||
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"put on bloody weight and woke up still pissed off with it. couldnt sleep much and feel awful. just dont get it.. every single time i religiously stick to it i bloody gain our group lost 128 lb last week and i wasnt part of that.. made me feel worse.. meh " Oh dear...... Shifting a bit of timber isn't easy.  | |||
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"Woke up to damn rain yet again I swear that the next generation will be born with webbed feet " Or part duck..... | |||
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"Fucking midgets have crept into my gaff and put cling film over the toilet bowl ! My morning piss was ruined . Along with my slippers....again .
Speak to Knitter, she's marketing umbrella shoes.
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"Why is every one asking me why I'm up early Ffs says I'm my profile what job i do " There's not a lot of call for steeplejacks these days.... | |||
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Why oh why oh why then do so many people just drop said trash / litter / rubbish (call it what you will) on the floor within inches of the litter bin when it's almost easier to just put in?
Back in my day we'd never dream of just dropping rubbish where we were - when did people become so lazy?? Grrrrrr! | |||
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Or the geniuses who Wink me in the hope that I will look at them... but have a hidden or blank profile
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"Fucking midgets have crept into my gaff and put cling film over the toilet bowl ! My morning piss was ruined . Along with my slippers....again . "See knitter she's onto a winner with umbrella shoes/slippers | |||
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"Fog ... Nuff said
Drive safe. Don't forget to turn your fog lights off when appropriate. You don't want to be one of "those" drivers."Ahh, the "foglight fuckwits" | |||
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"Fucking midgets have crept into my gaff and put cling film over the toilet bowl ! My morning piss was ruined . Along with my slippers....again .
See knitter she's onto a winner with umbrella shoes/slippers "Thank you I will ... Don't know how they keep getting in....sure some fucker musr've fitted a cat flap to my dooor !!!  | |||
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"It's Thursday. It's rant day. Rant.....
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Rebel.
Nice boobs though so I'll let you off. "Ha, that's what they all say | |||
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"Fuckin roadworks! Twenty shiting minutes on my journey that's forty minutes there and back nearly a fuckin hour sitting there with not even a pretty woman to perv at because it's pissing down " Rant approved. Eyes on the road though fella! | |||
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"Those recepticles on most High Streets, you know those things with the word 'Litter' on? They're for depositing your litter (or 'trash' for our transAtlantic friends ) into.
Why oh why oh why then do so many people just drop said trash / litter / rubbish (call it what you will) on the floor within inches of the litter bin when it's almost easier to just put in?
Back in my day we'd never dream of just dropping rubbish where we were - when did people become so lazy?? Grrrrrr!"Soooooooo approved. Ticks box. Cunts. Lazy lazy Cunts. | |||
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"oh i have a rant - yesterday my phone battery was almost flat by the time i got home from work - usually half full minimum as i have no signal at work and use it more for the time only etc - comes to plug it in and no charging - plugs it into other charger and zilch - not been dropped or dipped or spilled on but seems that the connection aint doing its thing - daughter has a wireless charger and when she got home tried it and slowly overnight its charged - was 96% on waking - right pissed me off it did - meanwhile i try my old phone and half the apps wont work or upload cos of all sorts of techy updating reasons - i wasnt in the best of mooods last night "Definitely rantable. Feckin technology. Ticks box. | |||
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"Why can't I just be filthy rich so I can just sit about in my mansion with a gaggle of top heavy lovelies all day, every day. Instead of going to work every day "Because, just because.... | |||
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"The geniuses who read through my profile and then glaze over the bit about No Friend Request without chatting.... and then send me an unsolicited Friend Request
Or the geniuses who Wink me in the hope that I will look at them... but have a hidden or blank profile
The Block button is getting some use this week "How very dare they.
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"Fucking midgets have crept into my gaff and put cling film over the toilet bowl ! My morning piss was ruined . Along with my slippers....again .
See knitter she's onto a winner with umbrella shoes/slippers "I've already pointed him in her direction. DOES NO ONE READ MY COMMENTS?????
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"Fog ... Nuff said
Drive safe. Don't forget to turn your fog lights off when appropriate. You don't want to be one of "those" drivers.
Ahh, the "foglight fuckwits" " | |||
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"People who touch in a club without asking !!!!!! How many times do you have to be told!!@! DON'T DO IT !!!!! " I'm going with....at least once more.
Rant approved.
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"I got woken up far too early this morning by someone ringing my bloody phone before 6am. It was a wrong bloody number. I now tired and feel like I've hit over the head! "PPI or had a car accident in the last 3 years? Rant approved. Ticks box. | |||
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"It's Thursday. It's rant day. Rant.....
SHAN'T!!
Rebel.
Nice boobs though so I'll let you off.
Ha, that's what they all say "Nice buns too.
Boobs and buns approved.
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"I'm having a great day! I was awoken at 4am by the neighbours crying baby, then I slept through my morning alarm. So I'm up late, go to iron my clothes and I realise I'm out of iron water. (My clothes have been ironed with normal tap water as a result) Ive missed breakfast and got to work, all be it a little bit late and hungry. Ive got to the front door and realised I've forgotten my work pass so can't even get in the office! So present time, I'm sat out side work, waiting for my boss to come let me in, whilst composing this. I don't know wether to laugh, cry or just go back home! " Just use boiled water from your kettle- you don't need to buy special water x | |||
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"I'm having a great day! I was awoken at 4am by the neighbours crying baby, then I slept through my morning alarm. So I'm up late, go to iron my clothes and I realise I'm out of iron water. (My clothes have been ironed with normal tap water as a result) Ive missed breakfast and got to work, all be it a little bit late and hungry. Ive got to the front door and realised I've forgotten my work pass so can't even get in the office! So present time, I'm sat out side work, waiting for my boss to come let me in, whilst composing this. I don't know wether to laugh, cry or just go back home! Just use boiled water from your kettle- you don't need to buy special water x" This is no place for common sense. | |||
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"I'm having a great day! I was awoken at 4am by the neighbours crying baby, then I slept through my morning alarm. So I'm up late, go to iron my clothes and I realise I'm out of iron water. (My clothes have been ironed with normal tap water as a result) Ive missed breakfast and got to work, all be it a little bit late and hungry. Ive got to the front door and realised I've forgotten my work pass so can't even get in the office! So present time, I'm sat out side work, waiting for my boss to come let me in, whilst composing this. I don't know wether to laugh, cry or just go back home! " Well, we're all laughing. | |||
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"People who touch in a club without asking !!!!!! How many times do you have to be told!!@! DON'T DO IT !!!!! I'm going with....at least once more.
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"People who touch in a club without asking !!!!!! How many times do you have to be told!!@! DON'T DO IT !!!!! I'm going with....at least once more.
Rant approved.
Ticks box.
Why thank you phew "I'm here to serve. I might as well, there's no sexy times on offer. | |||
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"I wish I had a man that earnt alot of money so I didn't have to go to bloody work!! All I expect is gifts, holidays, treats and great sex haha. I'll happily stay at home all day clean and cook. Any takers?? If not guess I best do some work" That's not a rant it's a dream.
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"I'm having a great day! I was awoken at 4am by the neighbours crying baby, then I slept through my morning alarm. So I'm up late, go to iron my clothes and I realise I'm out of iron water. (My clothes have been ironed with normal tap water as a result) Ive missed breakfast and got to work, all be it a little bit late and hungry. Ive got to the front door and realised I've forgotten my work pass so can't even get in the office! So present time, I'm sat out side work, waiting for my boss to come let me in, whilst composing this. I don't know wether to laugh, cry or just go back home! " Iron water?
You iron?
But iron water? Water for an iron?
Specialist water for an iron?
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"It's Thursday. It's rant day. Rant..... "Thanks for the permission | |||
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"I'm having a great day! I was awoken at 4am by the neighbours crying baby, then I slept through my morning alarm. So I'm up late, go to iron my clothes and I realise I'm out of iron water. (My clothes have been ironed with normal tap water as a result) Ive missed breakfast and got to work, all be it a little bit late and hungry. Ive got to the front door and realised I've forgotten my work pass so can't even get in the office! So present time, I'm sat out side work, waiting for my boss to come let me in, whilst composing this. I don't know wether to laugh, cry or just go back home! Iron water?
You iron?
But iron water? Water for an iron?
Specialist water for an iron?
"Why are you shocked over ironing? And yes ironing water...comfort make it. It smells like flowers | |||
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"I'm having a great day! I was awoken at 4am by the neighbours crying baby, then I slept through my morning alarm. So I'm up late, go to iron my clothes and I realise I'm out of iron water. (My clothes have been ironed with normal tap water as a result) Ive missed breakfast and got to work, all be it a little bit late and hungry. Ive got to the front door and realised I've forgotten my work pass so can't even get in the office! So present time, I'm sat out side work, waiting for my boss to come let me in, whilst composing this. I don't know wether to laugh, cry or just go back home! Iron water?
You iron?
But iron water? Water for an iron?
Specialist water for an iron?
Why are you shocked over ironing? And yes ironing water...comfort make it. It smells like flowers "Lol I don't iron! I do have an iron somewhere. It's just all so alien to me! Haha. | |||
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that's my rant for today as well as people taking me for granted. Had enough!!!!!! | |||
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I have my period and it's more painful than usual, just found out some pretty bad news on the job front where damage recovery for others is going to be key over the next few weeks, and I feel like my vacation is ages away because I have to sort out tons of problems before I head off at the end of April.
It's not so much a rant about anything specific, but I'm ranting about life in general. Fucking hell. I need some cheering up, really. | |||
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"When playing golf why is it people think its funny for a 2 ball to complete 18 holes in 6 hours when a 4 ball can comfortably complete it in 3.5 hours, they need to brush up on the rules which state slower players give way to a faster group regardless of size, or just read the signs placed by the tee boxes and greens. Bloody chavs arrrrggghhhh "You're obviously just better at getting your balls in | |||
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"My rant! And apologies. I've condensed! Recently been made unemployed. Applied for Job seekers. Was told I would be receiving Universal Credit and as I have paid into the system for the last twenty odd years I'd get a little extra. Brilliant. Thank you very much. But I won't get paid for five weeks! Oh and I'm not entitled for the first two weeks of the claim. Also inform your landlord that you will be late with your rent (which will be minus two weeks worth of rent). You will get into debt but here contact this organisation so that you can manage your debt. Have you got a CV? No I say! In my field employers very rarely accept CVs. You apply via application form. You need a CV! What for? What if you apply for this job at Dixie Chicken? Why would I apply for that job? I know nothing about chicken! If you don't apply for this job at Dixie Chicken without a valid reason we will sanction you! But it's only part time! Not a valid reason. Anyway, present them with a CV. This CV is too indepth! But it lists all my experience, qualifications etc. This is not what Dixie Chicken is looking for. So what do you suggest? Condense it. Make it more relatable to a fast food environment etc etc. Don't include your highest qualifications! Why? You're over qualified! Right! Anyway, to cut a long story short applied to Dixie Chicken. Didn't get job! Bloke rang and said whilst I was a little ray of sunshine he didn't feel he had the time to train me for me to just leave! Reported to advisor who asked why I would leave said job that I didn't get. So I said it could be down to five years of hard work at university and twenty years experience in a specialist field which pays well. Okay. Have you seen this job at Shoe Zone? "I've JUST had the exact same conversation! Cock wombles! sitting on a bus for an hour to be patronised and demeaned, I swear its all intended to make you get a job just to get away from them! | |||
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"Everything has been rather blissful in Legend's world over the last couple of weeks so no cannon fodder. Well until yesterday when I woke up feeling like death, almost flu like symptoms or possibly a hangover. My sinuses were up. I ached, all my senses went into overdrive so noise, smell and light made me nauseas. Now erring on the side of caution, I did have a couple of small bottles of Becks with my Thai Massaman curry made with steak mince the night before which I must say you have to try, it's essence. So a couple of pints of water and two paracetamol and I thought away we go. Oh, but no, an hour later and still the same, if not getting worse as I was now feeling lethargic even though I had had breakfast. So off to work I go, stopping to pick up some Lucozade sport thinking maybe as I was dehydrated I need electrolytes. This should have almost an instant affect. Did it bollocks! Now the only thing in the back of my mind was that the weather has been pretty shit this year with rain, but the last two days have been glorious. I knew it. It was the l bloody trees deciding to procreate and dump pollon everywhere as they hadn't had the chance. I sometimes get an allergy this time of year but never disguised like this. So after taking a hayfever tablet within an hour I was back to usual self. Bastard allergies can't you just manifest normally so I know what we are playing with. Rant endexed. " Ms Myth won't be happy if you're still under the weather at the weekend. Allegedly | |||
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"My building site was visited by a friendly neighbourhood arsonist. Hello 4am starts. Police, Fire brigade, Health and Safety Exec, all of my company directors, smelly smoky clothes and the wrong time to quit coffee. " Not a great start to the day. Well worth a rant for sure. | |||
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"Rant day Thursday ??? Rant day Thursday ??? You seriously don't want to hear me rant, lol xxxxx Suzi "We do, we do...... | |||
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"My rant! And apologies. I've condensed! Recently been made unemployed. Applied for Job seekers. Was told I would be receiving Universal Credit and as I have paid into the system for the last twenty odd years I'd get a little extra. Brilliant. Thank you very much. But I won't get paid for five weeks! Oh and I'm not entitled for the first two weeks of the claim. Also inform your landlord that you will be late with your rent (which will be minus two weeks worth of rent). You will get into debt but here contact this organisation so that you can manage your debt. Have you got a CV? No I say! In my field employers very rarely accept CVs. You apply via application form. You need a CV! What for? What if you apply for this job at Dixie Chicken? Why would I apply for that job? I know nothing about chicken! If you don't apply for this job at Dixie Chicken without a valid reason we will sanction you! But it's only part time! Not a valid reason. Anyway, present them with a CV. This CV is too indepth! But it lists all my experience, qualifications etc. This is not what Dixie Chicken is looking for. So what do you suggest? Condense it. Make it more relatable to a fast food environment etc etc. Don't include your highest qualifications! Why? You're over qualified! Right! Anyway, to cut a long story short applied to Dixie Chicken. Didn't get job! Bloke rang and said whilst I was a little ray of sunshine he didn't feel he had the time to train me for me to just leave! Reported to advisor who asked why I would leave said job that I didn't get. So I said it could be down to five years of hard work at university and twenty years experience in a specialist field which pays well. Okay. Have you seen this job at Shoe Zone? "Been there and feel your pain. Rant most definitely approved. | |||
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"Are you ready? Ok. Stupid, STUPID, moronic and insensitive "people with a lot of power" who've managed to nicely screw up my life, my kids and my husband's for an entire year. Physically, mentally and emotionally. I warned them and warned them, and then begged them. And instead of helping they have put is through hell, made us jump through untold hoops, and I REALLY enjoy doing tons of admin and reading loads of legal documents in my spare time. My face has internally been like Edvard Munch's "The Scream" for the last year. Words fail me. You wouldn't even believe it until it happens to you! Hoes it's legal, I don't even know. " Although I have no idea of the circumstances I can heartily endorse the rant. Officialdom and hoops, unwelcome bedfellows. | |||
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"Trying to sort my security checks for a new job that's turning into a full time job on its own. Starting to wonder if all the stress is actually going to be worth it that's my rant for today as well as people taking me for granted. Had enough!!!!!!"Mine took 14 months and 5 interviews, I empathise. | |||
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"Today is horrible.
I have my period and it's more painful than usual, just found out some pretty bad news on the job front where damage recovery for others is going to be key over the next few weeks, and I feel like my vacation is ages away because I have to sort out tons of problems before I head off at the end of April.
It's not so much a rant about anything specific, but I'm ranting about life in general. Fucking hell. I need some cheering up, really."General life stuff rants are acceptable. I hope you feel better soon. The end of April isn't far away. | |||
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"When playing golf why is it people think its funny for a 2 ball to complete 18 holes in 6 hours when a 4 ball can comfortably complete it in 3.5 hours, they need to brush up on the rules which state slower players give way to a faster group regardless of size, or just read the signs placed by the tee boxes and greens. Bloody chavs arrrrggghhhh "Was beer involved? | |||
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