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aplicants wanted please, must be tall good looking fit as fekk and not afraid of hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fook im out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm bed time i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds too much like hard work

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Mr Sheen and duster at the ready xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

"

You Called

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

You Called "

morning breville, get the scones on!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

"

Or ya could just lie back an think a Scotland xx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Failed the test! Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

You Called

morning breville, get the scones on!!!!"

Scones are a weekend baking session.....but i have to cut back...it's either that or i get elasticated waistbands on my breeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got the perfect work-out for you Stu......mind and bring yer marigolds and bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect work-out for you Stu......mind and bring yer marigolds and bleach. "

marigolds and bleach all packed.....will start swimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect work-out for you Stu......mind and bring yer marigolds and bleach.

marigolds and bleach all packed.....will start swimming "

I'll get the kettle on, you'll want a cuppa when you get here. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the perfect work-out for you Stu......mind and bring yer marigolds and bleach. "

marigolds and bleach all packed.....will start swimming

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

"

no matter,how poetic,you'r advert laine.

no matter,how you butter it up.

you'r looking for a dogsbody.

i can do 3 hours,tuesdays and thursdays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

no matter,how poetic,you'r advert laine.

no matter,how you butter it up.

you'r looking for a dogsbody.

i can do 3 hours,tuesdays and thursdays. "

Your hired!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

"

I am sorry.... you lost me at pur....

pur.....

pur......

That first word!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

no matter,how poetic,you'r advert laine.

no matter,how you butter it up.

you'r looking for a dogsbody.

i can do 3 hours,tuesdays and thursdays.

Your hired! "

see you tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a............

Purgative,

ablutionary,

Clean-up revolutionary,

Kim or Aggie or Neil or Harry,

Manifestly sanitary,

Grab your squeegee,

grab your mop,

Shake your tail and shimmy to...

the Duster Muster

Duster Muster

Duster Muster.................

"

oooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laine - we should tap into the fetish market, you and I will don our leathers, whips at the ready, charge someone say £50 an hour to dress like a maid and come round and clean our houses.

I'll be happy to spank when they miss a bit!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"laine - we should tap into the fetish market, you and I will don our leathers, whips at the ready, charge someone say £50 an hour to dress like a maid and come round and clean our houses.

I'll be happy to spank when they miss a bit!!

"

ffs i've not even started yet,and i've got a bonus.

this must be how a banker feels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"laine - we should tap into the fetish market, you and I will don our leathers, whips at the ready, charge someone say £50 an hour to dress like a maid and come round and clean our houses.

I'll be happy to spank when they miss a bit!!

"

Like your thinking....they pay us for the privilege of sookin up our fluff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so dislike housework

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