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I was so naive ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. that I used to think blow jobs involved actually blowing up the tinkle

And that of the wind changed my face really *would* stay like that ..

What did you genuinely believe was true in a more innocent age .. ?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

That money grew on trees

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ate all my crusts I'd get curly hair ....nope never happened .

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

That if you ate apple seeds a tree would grow inside you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Father Christmas existed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That Father Christmas existed"

Wait .. What!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Father Christmas existed

Wait .. What!?! "

Easter bunny emoji needed.

Adminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

I didn't realise F_eddie Mercury was gay until a friend told me after F_eddie's death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Peanuts grew in a bush.. never knew they grew underground

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Up until I was 16 I thought sheep on hillsides were a special breed with two legs shorter than the other. Amazing how parents can tell their kids anything! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me she'd know when I lost my virginity I believed her

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

That the heavy plants crossing signs actually meant that there was big green plants crossing the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Father Christmas existed"

Silly Billy of course he does who puts all the presents under the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there were signposts on the clouds so the pilot's knew witch way to go. Xx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That I would get chillblanes on my feet if I walked on the cold floor barefooted

That my friends mum actually had fairies in her fairy grotto #notinkerbellinsight

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

During an antenatel where they ask all the sexual and health questions, I was asked if I had had oral sex. I asked if that was talking about sex I was only 15

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I believed there was pet cemetery at the back of the factory my dad worked in where he took all our pets when they died.

Can't remember what age I was when I realised he was taking them to work to throw in the skip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan used to tell me if I eat cheese after midnight I would have nighmeres,

And my older brother told me if I look into a mirror at the stroke of midnight I would see dead people

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i thought i was adopted until i was 16 as my parents wouldnt show me my birth certificate....true story

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Up until a few years ago I thoight wine gus had wine in them

So I never ate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate was driving along a moterway with his gf and went passed a factory which was pumping out large amounts of steam from a tower, She asked what's that, And he said oh that place makes clouds, He said she just sta_ed at it for a couple of second with a blank look on her face before saying no it isn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mate was driving along a moterway with his gf and went passed a factory which was pumping out large amounts of steam from a tower, She asked what's that, And he said oh that place makes clouds, He said she just sta_ed at it for a couple of second with a blank look on her face before saying no it isn't

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I was told that too by my Mum as a kiddie and I believed her

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By *ofUs4UCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

My gran used to say she could hear the grass grow. Always when I was pottering about instead of being in bed lol. I'd lie and try to hear it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother told me salt makes your food cold, my sister is 43 now and has a huge salt problem (she is disabled) she just shoves so much salt on her food thanks to that woman!!

G x

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"That money grew on trees

Hahaha"

Technically......it does, well kind of!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents used to say to me if I got out of bed the boogy man would get me .used to hide under my duvet for years.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"If I ate all my crusts I'd get curly hair ....nope never happened ."

Maybe you missed one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up until I was 16 I thought sheep on hillsides were a special breed with two legs shorter than the other. Amazing how parents can tell their kids anything! Xx"

No that's haggis! Furry little things with two long legs and two short legs for running round mountains. It weally weally twue!

Mrs rsc

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

That if you swallowed chewing gum it would stick to your ribs..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had a wee in the swimming pool the water would turn pink and everyone would know .. it worked as I never did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I ate all my crusts I'd get curly hair ....nope never happened .

Maybe you missed one?"

Most of missed loads then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up until I was 16 I thought sheep on hillsides were a special breed with two legs shorter than the other. Amazing how parents can tell their kids anything! Xx

No that's haggis! Furry little things with two long legs and two short legs for running round mountains. It weally weally twue!

Mrs rsc"

My dad told me that about haggis. I thought it was great until I stood up in class 1 day (about 6/7) abd told the whole class to which the teacher thought it was hilarious I tried it with my kids but it never worked lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Basically adults lie to children

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Basically adults lie to children"

...whilst telling children to be honest to adults. It makes no sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you play with yourself you'll go blind.

Well that defo doesn't happen

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"My mother told me salt makes your food cold, my sister is 43 now and has a huge salt problem (she is disabled) she just shoves so much salt on her food thanks to that woman!!

G x"

Oh my God, my nan used that on us!!!!! lol I went the other way,I hardly use salt

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I used to think when I was a kid that when people used to say they don't drink, I thought they didn't drink anything even water, didn't think they meant alcohol

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I used to think as a kid when a man and a woman wanted a baby they had to go to hospital and go to a special room and kiss for 1 hour for 1 baby, 2 hours for 2 & so on lol how nieve was I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you swallowed chewing gum you would fart bubbles x

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"If you swallowed chewing gum you would fart bubbles x"

Sitting on the train laughing like a loon at this

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN


"That if you play with yourself you'll go blind.

Well that defo doesn't happen "

Can I have that in Braille please

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"If you swallowed chewing gum you would fart bubbles x

Sitting on the train laughing like a loon at this "

i can just imagine that lol and its a sod is chewing gum to get out of your trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother told me salt makes your food cold, my sister is 43 now and has a huge salt problem (she is disabled) she just shoves so much salt on her food thanks to that woman!!

G x

Oh my God, my nan used that on us!!!!! lol I went the other way,I hardly use salt"

Really?! I thought it was just my mother!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refused to drink water as a kid, so my grandparents gave me "H20" instead of water.......

They also told me that monsters lived in muddy puddles and if I stepped in one it would suck me down and spit out my bones.

They were also responsible for telling me that the ice cream van only played music to let the children know he had run out of ice cream...

If I swallowed apple seeds a tree would grow in my belly and the branches would grow out of my mouth and bottom.

If I didn't was potatoes would grow in my ears..

That aside my grandparents were awesome!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I used work with someone who thought bulls could be milked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and forget that I used to go on holiday regularly with them to Wales, and I asked what Araf was when I saw it written on the road. They told me it was a warning about nasty furry creatures like rats but the size of dogs that lived in Wales, and I shouldn't wander off from an adult in case an Araf got me...

Was I an abused child??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wanking made yer go blond .. oh I meant blind. I could not find my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought i was adopted until i was 16 as my parents wouldnt show me my birth certificate....true story"

Me too! There's a reasonable age gap between me and my older sibling. And my birth certificate doesn't have my parents names on (or any names) and my brother's does. Apparently they got the short birth certificate for me and the long, full one for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was so naive that I never used to know that replying to a post that hadn't had any responses for four hours was a blatant way of bumping your own thread back to the top of the forum ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate was driving along a moterway with his gf and went passed a factory which was pumping out large amounts of steam from a tower, She asked what's that, And he said oh that place makes clouds, He said she just sta_ed at it for a couple of second with a blank look on her face before saying no it isn't

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I told my kids the same thing . I do hope they don't believe me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could get pregnant from toilet seats?! And yes a blow job involved blowing! X

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That screwing was literally...screwing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a kiddie I used to call people a 'dildo' as a mild insult without actually realising what a dildo was and not understanding why my Mum was so upset about me saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off .

Though I am still not willing to try it

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I used work with someone who thought bulls could be milked "

Well they can how do you think they get the seamen for artificial insemination.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off .

Though I am still not willing to try it "

Haha you need a special screw driver for it to work.. That's what I told my kids

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I used to think the world was black and white in the olden days and colour had only been around for a century or so. I think the Wizard of Oz was responsible for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to think the world was black and white in the olden days and colour had only been around for a century or so. I think the Wizard of Oz was responsible for that."

This made pooch and I chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you swallowed chewing gum it would wrap around your heart and you'd die.

That everything was black and white until they invented colour.

That if you brushed your hair exactly 100 ttimes in front of a mirror you'd see a ghost.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They were also responsible for telling me that the ice cream van only played music to let the children know he had run out of ice cream..."

Like that one,if I were a parent I'd mentally file it away for future use

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