FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst veri you could leave someone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get creative.

I was thinking just "Meh".

Or "He paid the agreed fee but never left a tip".

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

He turned up ... unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get creative.

I was thinking just "Meh".

Or "He paid the agreed fee but never left a tip".

" Ever such a nice guy. We met in the queue at the clinic" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dad was so much better..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a fanny like a butchers bucket

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've had "She's OK but I've had better" in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a fucking picnic..... c*@t"

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""His dad was so much better...""

That is just plain wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as they arrived. We left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'he should change his name to Justin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adequate.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

She sucks cock like a starving piranha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooo I can't believe people have had proper bad veris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had more fun painting the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad. I can't believe you are cheating on Mum on a swingers site.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Gave me crabs

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Stole my crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather like a McDonalds; quick, but not nearly as satisfying as I had hoped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching the PowerPoint slide show of his previous fab conquests was quite possibly the 2nd worst experience of my life, the worst experience of my life was when he pulled down his pants and said "sign my cast""

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

couldn't even unzip the jeans..ended up in A+E instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left a little something in there for you - pass it on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a let down" lol.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Their spouse now knows about their profile on here...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

This person is highly sought after

By the police

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

You need patience lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a shit shag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was like chucking a sausage up an alleyway

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

harrogate

"Rather like a McDonalds; quick, but not nearly as satisfying as I had hoped. "

And still needing more after u finished it ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ever contact me again, stay away from my house, freak"

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

harrogate

David...I'm taking out a super injunction on you !

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Thatcher would have been sexier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to piss razor blades then I strongly suggest that you take this girl out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better in photo than in the flesh.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Please get him away from me! Ever wonde_ed if a scabby dick feels any different inside - now you can find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're as good a father as you are a shag.. See you in a few months

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Erm......

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

That rash.....

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've had "She's OK but I've had better" in the past.

I had an almost identical message...'You look good but seen and had better'!!!!!!

Needless to say.... I declined the invitation after he back peddled! I wouldn't have minded if the photo of his cock wasn't the size of a fun size Mars bar...... when hard! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C-

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've had "She's OK but I've had better" in the past.

I had an almost identical message...'You look good but seen and had better'!!!!!!

Needless to say.... I declined the invitation after he back peddled! I wouldn't have minded if the photo of his cock wasn't the size of a fun size Mars bar...... when hard! !!

I should add. ... I never MET this guy! That was just a message he sent me! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say you where thongs I have seen smaller granny pants

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

"I wasn't expecting him to be wearing lingerie that was sexier than mine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry you arent my best meet.

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By *oadkillMan
over a year ago

SW/Mida

A bit of a mushroom, kept in the dark and feed shit!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"bless"

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Her arse had its own postcode but I am desperate so bring on round 2

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Dont look much but pussys tight

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

I've seen more shit on a shovel

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By *ichaelxx11Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Rather like a McDonalds; quick, but not nearly as satisfying as I had hoped. "

OMG she is so beautiful. Ravishingly hot. Super attractive.

She must be a prototype for angels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better tha a wank

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

""His dad was so much better...""

His son was so much better

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

He brought his mum along

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"He brought his mum along

His mum was so much better

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I've still not found that condom.....

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

_edditch

The meet went well then I saw her pussy looked like a badly wrapped kebab

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Not a bad shag for an old git"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

""Not a bad shag for an old git"

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oi .. Have you been reading my veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get creative.

I was thinking just "Meh".

Or "He paid the agreed fee but never left a tip".

Was hoping for a racing pulse but got a flat liner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""His dad was so much better...""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her arse had its own postcode but I am desperate so bring on round 2"

She came in wearing heels and left wearing flats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crying did make it a little awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this genuine professional person deserves respect and i want to keep them all to myself- do not pass them by

id be gutted to get oneof these

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""Not a bad shag for an old git"

oi .. Have you been reading my veris

Lol, no I wrote that one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

""Not a bad shag for an old git"

oi .. Have you been reading my veris

Lol, no I wrote that one

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.. They all did

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By *ute_n_sweetWoman
over a year ago

battersea

Like the SAS...in and out with nobody noticing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one that just says nice lady lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent service but product was faulty and started to leak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I had to leave early....I had school in the morning x

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I was d*unk but I'm sure I must have had fun

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"'he should change his name to Justin'

Any smaller he'd be called TinTin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""His dad was so much better...""

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Possibly slightly better than going to my grave as a virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much any of my veris.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

It's taken men longer to write this veri than he lasted in bed. And that's Including the time it took him to remove his socks and the time it took for him to wipe his knob on my curtains

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"btw, that rash i spotted on you at the end of our meet, well, I got a text from the clinic saying i'm positive now

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of tried harder ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He turned up ... unfortunately."

Laughed way too hard at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks Mum.

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

If sex was an Olympic sport he would be would be on the teams reserve bench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If sex was an Olympic sport he would be would be on the teams reserve bench. "

that's quite good innit?

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"If sex was an Olympic sport he would be would be on the teams reserve bench.

that's quite good innit?"

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 second wonder, good job I'm good at diy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If sex was an Olympic sport he would be would be on the teams reserve bench.

that's quite good innit?

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooo I can't believe people have had proper bad veris?

I left a VERY frank veri for a guy a few months ago!

Super mug here picked him up from his sister's street so he didn't need to pick his car up, paid £30 for us to get in the party I'd invited him to (his wallet was in his car - oops!). We had four minutes of pure pleasure at the party before he came - then we were chatted up by a couple with a hot wife an an older (but quite attractive) guy! They invited us back to their hotel!

I watched the guy I was with screw the woman for a lot longer than my 4 minutes (I wasn't invited to join them) whilst her impotent (yep - they kept that one quiet!) husband gently fondled me whilst staring adoringly at his gorgeous wife!

When they'd finished she made it clear that she wanted a round two with him after a short break - so I bugge_ed off and left them to it!

Oddly enough, he didn't publish the verification I left him!!

See guys? - but you're thrilled to learn it's not just men who get screwed over on here!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a fantastic time and the rash soon clea_ed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to sweaty for a fat bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He tried hes best...bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm?? Did we have sex

yawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two wiggles a squirt rolled over farted and fell asleep ....charming

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Adequate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the smell.......

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

I expect his mother loves him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

da old tart fuckin luvs 2 suk cock lol waz balls fuck1n deep in her gob shot my load so fast down her throat she farted cum lol made me lol so hard i ripped my cock out and got her false teeth stuck on ma dik lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just laid there and thought of England. More life in my dead dog and she's been buried 6 years!! (That was after I found out she wasn't swinging but genuinely cheating on my brother that I hadn't been introduced to yet and didn't know until afterwards when she saw my id). Be a understatement to say she's never spoke so fast in her life

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By *attoodGent90Man
over a year ago

Cambs

Words could not describe how beautiful she was... but numbers could

6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words could not describe how beautiful she was... but numbers could

6/10"

"Worse shag than subdivided....didn't think it was possible"

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By *attoodGent90Man
over a year ago

Cambs

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice chubby lady, she's quite noisy though. Bring earplugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't have the heart to tell him at the time but no it wasn't in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to look for my tweezers and the magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen better in farmfoods

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By *ustinC_edible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Should of had a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen better in farmfoods "

I just did a little wee

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By *rnice14uMan
over a year ago

south woodford

Unbelievable meet! Will never forget it due to the weekly visits I now have to take to the STD clinic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for using your visit on me. See you when you get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson. Went down on her for hours. Don't pass her by. Treat her with respect and you will be rewarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancied her ever since I saw her on Loose Women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a veri recently but bottled it and couldn't send it. I just unfriended him. It read:

For a first meet this guy completely traumatised me. His pictures are definitely not recent. He brought his ex wife's pink latex catsuit with him? I'm not a midget and trying to squeeze me into it was no fun and embarrassed me, I should have refused to even try. Then the bag of ropes etc came out; that just sca_ed me as although I like bdsm, I never agreed nor suggested it.

I then had to witness the drug taking, the panic set in and I was so glad to leave him to it.

If you want to be freaked out by a total weirdo ladies.... he's your guy. Oh, and the body aint great either... Worst Meet Ever Ever and I'm so upset about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks cock like a starving piranha "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try parking a lorry in a valley it still looks small!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen better in farmfoods

I just did a little wee

Haha clean up in aisle 4 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be sure to bring a plank and tie it to the back of your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote a veri recently but bottled it and couldn't send it. I just unfriended him. It read:

I then had to witness the drug taking, the panic set in and I was so glad to leave him to it.

If you want to be freaked out by a total weirdo ladies.... he's your guy. Oh, and the body aint great either... Worst Meet Ever Ever and I'm so upset about it!

Feck me!! I am glad you never posted that, I would never get a meet again, and it wasn't my ex-eifes catsuit, it was "borrowed" from the set of starwars...jeezzze BLOCKED!!

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

I hope you have a shit....and fall back in it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote a veri recently but bottled it and couldn't send it. I just unfriended him. It read:

I then had to witness the drug taking, the panic set in and I was so glad to leave him to it.

If you want to be freaked out by a total weirdo ladies.... he's your guy. Oh, and the body aint great either... Worst Meet Ever Ever and I'm so upset about it!

Feck me!! I am glad you never posted that, I would never get a meet again, and it wasn't my ex-eifes catsuit, it was "borrowed" from the set of starwars...jeezzze BLOCKED!!"

I want my fucking catsuit back !

On a serious note though what a horrible experience.

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

It was so nice seeing my brother again!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I left one the other day that read:

"I spunked in his face and he called me a cunt. AND I showed him the stars! *tuts*"

(Good lad, up for a rematch, if yr reading this

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Blimey that arse was like a clowns pocket!!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

pm me for a truthful verification

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her face had more hair than Mick Foley. Her arse was the same

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Her face had more hair than Mick Foley. Her arse was the same"

And same number of teeth

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Some prick who bothe_ed me once too often had his meet decided on the flip of a coin. No reciprocation bj.

I left a verification (2 months later)

"If you want it badly then that' how you'll get it"

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I never want to have sex ever again!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I had to wash at least 20 times before the smell started to go away. On what planet did he think a surprise like that would go down well? i nearly threw up when I found out what they were and left immediately!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

""I wasn't expecting him to be wearing lingerie that was sexier than mine"

Oh god I've had that happen to me. Blocked proto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meet was like something out of Cradle Of Fear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She had my pet rabbit in the saucepan before we even got started

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"'he should change his name to Justin'

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