FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck the dating who wants a bed buddy

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I do....roll up roll up this is find a bed buddy thread.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

First in line

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Not bed bugs?

Always in the market for a FWB but they're rarer than women who meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sure why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a bed buddy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, I have no time or desire for 'dating' but would like a bed friend. Someone I could build that comfortable familiarity with without having to date.xx

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

Sadly I've already found a much younger stunning size 8 bed buddy... who's a right dirty minx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no quilt hoggers allowed

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Just to clear this up for everyone else.....

What is the difference between friends with benefits, fucky buddy and a bed buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a Local woman or couple for regular erotic sex sessions until we are all worn out and empty

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'll have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do....roll up roll up this is find a bed buddy thread.....

I'd hump your leg.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sadly I've already found a much younger stunning size 8 bed buddy... who's a right dirty minx.

Go you...does a jiggly dance just for you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I do....roll up roll up this is find a bed buddy thread.....

I'd hump your leg.

Hahaha that made me proper laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a husband.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just to clear this up for everyone else.....

What is the difference between friends with benefits, fucky buddy and a bed buddy

They are the same I just hate the term fuck buddy....I like bed buddies

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I have to have the right side of the bed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new bed buddy. Mine has sold her caravan and moved away!

Applications being taken now!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want a husband. "

With a big willy and a clean bum

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a husband. "

Marry me!?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"no quilt hoggers allowed

No snorers for me....I know I snore

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want a husband.

Marry me!? "

Are you a Greek God and got a big willy and like anal done on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a husband.

Marry me!?

Are you a Greek God and got a big willy and like anal done on you?

No and no. But I'd sacrifice my anal virginity just for her

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want a husband.

Marry me!?

Are you a Greek God and got a big willy and like anal done on you?

No and no. But I'd sacrifice my anal virginity just for her

You have no chance if you don't have a big willy I'm afraid to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a bed buddy please! Lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I want a husband. "

Good god why???

I wouldn't mind a house partner/keeper - male or female

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L"

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want a husband.

Good god why???

I wouldn't mind a house partner/keeper - male or female "

I'll share a house with you....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a husband.

Marry me!?

Are you a Greek God and got a big willy and like anal done on you?

No and no. But I'd sacrifice my anal virginity just for her

I am, I have and I do.

I'm married though and prefer to be a girl.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I want a husband.

Good god why???

I wouldn't mind a house partner/keeper - male or female

I'll share a house with you....

You've not met my kids!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

I know right. No hope for us is there. He snores anyway.

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Just to clear this up for everyone else.....

What is the difference between friends with benefits, fucky buddy and a bed buddy

They are the same I just hate the term fuck buddy....I like bed buddies

I'm glad that you have cleared that up for everyone else

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Can I join I'm calling my inbox I know when the forces have new postings as I'm getting them al, in my inbox

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

I know right. No hope for us is there. He snores anyway.

Urrrghhh you can keep him

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Would the person get fed as well?

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over a year ago

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Can we have free membership ? Are shitshags allowed in ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Would the person get fed as well?"

Of course

I love to cook I'll treat him like a king but kick him out of bed once bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like one who doesn't snore,chew my pillow or wake me up in the morning by licking my face..has to be cuter than my puppy though.

And like puppies who snore,chew pillows and face lick.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Can we have free membership ? Are shitshags allowed in ?

The more the merrier!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines got a bath running as I type, back washed, neck rubbed and then spooning in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like one who doesn't snore,chew my pillow or wake me up in the morning by licking my face..has to be cuter than my puppy though.

And like puppies who snore,chew pillows and face lick. "

Impossible, nobody's cuter than a puppy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mines got a bath running as I type, back washed, neck rubbed and then spooning in bed

Meh

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Can I join I'm calling my inbox I know when the forces have new postings as I'm getting them al, in my inbox

Welcome to my town!!! We've had a huge Army invasion from Germany!!! They built a new estate to accommodate them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines got a bath running as I type, back washed, neck rubbed and then spooning in bed

Meh

He'll be a fuck buddy at 5:30am when he alarm goes off but right now I'm knackered

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have one, as long as they're nocturnal

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mines got a bath running as I type, back washed, neck rubbed and then spooning in bed

Meh

He'll be a fuck buddy at 5:30am when he alarm goes off but right now I'm knackered

Hahaha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Can I join I'm calling my inbox I know when the forces have new postings as I'm getting them al, in my inbox

Welcome to my town!!! We've had a huge Army invasion from Germany!!! They built a new estate to accommodate them too "

Oooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only thing I share my bed with atm is my unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Is that for people who like a lot of anal?

I'll get my coat on the way out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a bed buddy,

Could I get a 630 wake up blow job please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my name in the hat

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"the only thing I share my bed with atm is my unicorn

And what a lovely unicorn it is

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Is that for people who like a lot of anal?

I'll get my coat on the way out!!"

What on your way to grey peas and bacon land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would the person get fed as well?

Of course

I love to cook I'll treat him like a king but kick him out of bed once bored

Love it!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need one too!

Did I mention I'm in the UK soon?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need one too!

Did I mention I'm in the UK soon?

I bloody hope you head down to the Midlands

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By *ohno86Man
over a year ago

salford

I need a bed buddy...

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'll take one. No Dutch Ovens though...

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

"Sadly I've already found a much younger stunning size 8 bed buddy... who's a right dirty minx.

Go you...does a jiggly dance just for you

Why thank you.

She's wearing me out though, I'm to old for 8 hour sessions and now she wants to try a woman.

It's a struggle... but i'll cope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could use a spooning buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need one too!

Did I mention I'm in the UK soon?

I bloody hope you head down to the Midlands

I'll be in London....but I may take a summer trip!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I've gone the other way...I'm concentrating on dating...I need a long term bed buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do....roll up roll up this is find a bed buddy thread.....

Where do I sign..........

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If any ladies in west Yorkshire would like a friend with benefits.. please get in touch.

No snoring and I'm always warm in bed just right for your cold tootsies... house trained.. Toilet seat put down after use.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Anyone prepared to put up with farting , snoring and star fishing abilities way beyond the realms of possibilitiy , sign on the dotted line...................

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I need one too!

Did I mention I'm in the UK soon?

Wow...

It's gonna be like a (depraved)version of the arrival of the Queen of Sheba.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've gone the other way...I'm concentrating on dating...I need a long term bed buddy

I'm not looking I can't be arsed I just want a good regular shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want someone who doesn't eat his own poo,then try to lick my face

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I just want someone who doesn't eat his own poo,then try to lick my face

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a husband.

Marry me!?

Are you a Greek God and got a big willy and like anal done on you?

No and no. But I'd sacrifice my anal virginity just for her

You have no chance if you don't have a big willy I'm afraid to say

Haha can you be my PA and vet all my messages please?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want a husband.

Marry me!?

Are you a Greek God and got a big willy and like anal done on you?

No and no. But I'd sacrifice my anal virginity just for her

You have no chance if you don't have a big willy I'm afraid to say

Haha can you be my PA and vet all my messages please?

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! As always lol

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I'll have one please

But only on a Tuesday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First in line

Let's do gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to offer you my hubby for the night so I can do some starfishing, but I just can't bring myself to do it because I would miss him too much.

Damn it.

Soppy Mrs L

Bloody charming and you call yourself swingers

Testarossa & I are setting up a rival site - shitswingers

Is that for people who like a lot of anal?

I'll get my coat on the way out!!

What on your way to grey peas and bacon land?

Of course....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone found anything yet?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Having a FB is fine to start with but when it starts turning into a relationship without realising they tell you to stop going on fab, meeting, no swinging with them etc etc and I met a few like that on here, had to stop, so be careful it could happen to you!

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Anyone want to be mine when j is out with a guy. Can't sleep on my own

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Having a FB is fine to start with but when it starts turning into a relationship without realising they tell you to stop going on fab, meeting, no swinging with them etc etc and I met a few like that on here, had to stop, so be careful it could happen to you!"

I doubt it will happen to me

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

would love a bed buddy or a FWB when i'm in the UK..

form an orderly queue... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a good club night there's nothing like snuggle fucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone found anything yet?

Nope. I'll have to make do with a fuck instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But where would the cat sleep?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Anyone found anything yet?

My inbox remains empty,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone found anything yet?

Yes- half the armed forces in my inbox and apparently I am a Shots winger who has a propensity for anal, oh and I don't snore, Do cook and don't hog the covers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shots* autocarrot= shit!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone found anything yet?

Tumbles here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, would be fun, but I want to sleep on the right side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to find a spooning partner!

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Can I have more than one or is that just being too blooming greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get one of those?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd love to find a spooning partner! "

Aww I love a good spoon

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'd love to find a spooning partner!

Aww I love a good spoon

I prefer a good fork myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather a bed buddy than date.

I like being single but miss some things now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a "bed" buddy I want a man who will come round fuck me n then politely leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the same bed buddy for 6years we have amaxing times together we had a ten till four session ysterday mmmmm

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I need some new local friends

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in!

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"If any ladies in west Yorkshire would like a friend with benefits.. please get in touch.

No snoring and I'm always warm in bed just right for your cold tootsies... house trained.. Toilet seat put down after use.

You can have me

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