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US bus passenger cracks one off for three hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

spotted at The Register:

A passenger aboard a Megabus service to Coralville, Iowa, was cuffed on arrival on Sunday after cracking one off for three hours in the mistaken belief that a female fellow traveller appreciated his marathon five-knuckle shuffle.

Telly Shadell Corey, 41, allegedly kicked off by playing with his todger in his sweatpants but "ended up exposing his penis and masturbating for up to three hours because he thought the victim was enjoying it", according to the police report.

Unsurprisingly, the victim was actually "terrified", and The Smoking Gun reports Corey was "arrested for indecent exposure and booked into the Johnson County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $2,500 bond".

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Stupid wanker

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Could be an alternative verse for the wheels on the bus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first experience with seeing a guy jacking off was on the NYC subway. It was an express train so the length between stops was looooong.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

OP are you sure his name wasn't Master Bates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's been watching too much porn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spotted at The Register:

A passenger aboard a Megabus service to Coralville, Iowa, was cuffed on arrival on Sunday after cracking one off for three hours in the mistaken belief that a female fellow traveller appreciated his marathon five-knuckle shuffle.

Telly Shadell Corey, 41, allegedly kicked off by playing with his todger in his sweatpants but "ended up exposing his penis and masturbating for up to three hours because he thought the victim was enjoying it", according to the police report.

Unsurprisingly, the victim was actually "terrified", and The Smoking Gun reports Corey was "arrested for indecent exposure and booked into the Johnson County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $2,500 bond".

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Who says men aren't good at reading signals!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

woder if there's any mileage in a defence of " well there were only No Smoking signs not No Wanking signs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stupid wanker "

Bus wanker!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"spotted at The Register:

A passenger aboard a Megabus service to Coralville, Iowa, was cuffed on arrival on Sunday after cracking one off for three hours in the mistaken belief that a female fellow traveller appreciated his marathon five-knuckle shuffle.

Telly Shadell Corey, 41, allegedly kicked off by playing with his todger in his sweatpants but "ended up exposing his penis and masturbating for up to three hours because he thought the victim was enjoying it", according to the police report.

Unsurprisingly, the victim was actually "terrified", and The Smoking Gun reports Corey was "arrested for indecent exposure and booked into the Johnson County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $2,500 bond".

"

Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Johnson"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Happened to me on a commuter train when I was about 19 and I was bloody terrified, even though he was not exposed, he hid himself behind a briefcase.

My Geordie boyfriend met me off the train and there would have been blood on the tracks if he had still been in sight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happened to me on a commuter train when I was about 19 and I was bloody terrified, even though he was not exposed, he hid himself behind a briefcase.

My Geordie boyfriend met me off the train and there would have been blood on the tracks if he had still been in sight. "

+++++

Genuinely curious Miss Mare.

If the same thing happened tomorrow what would you do now?

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