FabSwingers.com forum: If you could reprogram Stephen Hawking's voice box

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What voice would you give him?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What voice would you give him?"

Joe Pasquale's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daffy Duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James.....T.....Kirk!

Live Long And Prosper

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Something more Oxbridge!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Father Jack Hackett

Mr ddc

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Cilla

Surprise surprise in a broad scouse accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What voice would you give him?"

I'd give him Snoop dogg's voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A less pretentious one, he's English, and he speaks with an American accent

How about Julian clairy

Matter that gets to close to a black hole gets sucked in, I would know, I've been sucked into many a black hole in my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Connory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe pascalies with darth vader effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ozzy Osborne's it would be great to hear him doing a long speech on Astro physics in a broad brummie accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orville the Duck

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Jimmy Stewart's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr T

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Baker.....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The same voice, but every sentence is concluded with Batfink saying 'my wings are like a shield of steel'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

!!!!!

I'd probably give her caterpillar tracks or some sort of hover function

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

My year old niece. Let's be real here

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Morgan Freeman's or James Earl Jones'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yoda

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

BRIAN BLESSED OF COURSE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

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Micky Rourke's face...

Emu's legs.

Go have a drink FFS! Have a look down the back of the sofa.... You seem to have lost your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

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Micky Rourke's face...

Emu's legs.

Go have a drink FFS! Have a look down the back of the sofa.... You seem to have lost your sense of humour

Emus legs?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Zsa zsa gabor

This game could never get old

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

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Tweety pies voice

Jim Carey in the Mask

Kenneth Branaghs legs from the Wild Wild West

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Elmer Fudds voice

A big penis hat as a distraction

And I'd still have heather mills with 1 leg but I'd make it usain bolts. To be fair

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"BRIAN BLESSED OF COURSE!!!!"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What voice would you give him?"

Dalek

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Gandhi

And I'd make him wear sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry White with extra Base.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

!!!!!

Micky Rourke's face...

Emu's legs.

Go have a drink FFS! Have a look down the back of the sofa.... You seem to have lost your sense of humour

I'm on my 2nd gin and tonic, girl in the wine bar in a wheel chair - I will go and tip her out of it

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By *ay BrowerMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Stewie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you saying that's not his real voice?

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

I'd give him a clanger voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He deserves the voice of Richard Burton

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Roger rabbit

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

A constant helium voice

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I'd give him a decent pair of hands

Then he could type quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just smash his bottom teeth in with a hammer whilst your all at it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Why don't you just smash his bottom teeth in with a hammer whilst your all at it

Because that is not funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Danny Dyer

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Speedy Gonzales

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Why don't you just smash his bottom teeth in with a hammer whilst your all at it

Eh robots don't have teeth

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

barry white's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the only one so far who gave him a gorgeous voice he deserves.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Jesse pinkmans

"Science yeah bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vince McMahon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voice he really deserves is his own.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"The voice he really deserves is his own."

That's a bit cruel

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"barry white's"

If Barry White saved your life

Or got you back with your ex wife

Sing Barry White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The voice he really deserves is his own.

That's a bit cruel

What ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The voice he really deserves is his own.

That's a bit cruel

What ?

His own and original voice he had before he was unable to speak is the voice I mean ......

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

[Removed by poster at 12/04/16 21:03:02]

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"The voice he really deserves is his own.

That's a bit cruel

What ?

His own and original voice he had before he was unable to speak is the voice I mean ......

Ah right I get you now

He sounded a bit like Eddie redmayne

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ooh. Barry White and Tom Baker have been my favourites so far. Dyer would be hilarious too(we need a thread with some of his verbal nuggets at some point).

WHat's that girl's name from Little VOice? Jane Horrocks?

Or Joanna Lumley.

Rab C Nesbit?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Ooh. Barry White and Tom Baker have been my favourites so far. Dyer would be hilarious too(we need a thread with some of his verbal nuggets at some point).

WHat's that girl's name from Little VOice? Jane Horrocks?

Or Joanna Lumley.

Rab C Nesbit?"

Stephen hawkings nuggets? Does he have any

Iv only seen him on the Big Bang theory and I think that was a puppet

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Professor brian cox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher Walken

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

davros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He deserves the voice of Richard Burton

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Chris Eubank.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Chris Eubank."

And his monacle. The one he wore in celeb jungle made with a bottletop

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Frank Bruno

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

Try looking on you tube steven hawking lecture on bridgwater

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"Father Jack Hackett

Mr ddc"
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shame mad Jack (Frank Kelly) died recently.

He was a fantastic character.

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

Maybe road runner or the brilliantly talented

IM RONNIE ****ING PICKERING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forest Gumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh Let's make fun at other disabled people,

Simon weston Who's face would you transplant onto his head.

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

!!!!!

Micky Rourke's face...

Emu's legs.

Go have a drink FFS! Have a look down the back of the sofa.... You seem to have lost your sense of humour

I'm on my 2nd gin and tonic, girl in the wine bar in a wheel chair - I will go and tip her out of it

Steven hawking has a brilliant sense of humour, but I think even he would fail to see the funny side of tipping someone out if their wheelchair, you went to far with that

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Heather Mills, what comedy legs would suit her best

Zebedee's spring, from the Magic Roundabout.

"Time for bed, Mr ddc"

"I thought you'd never ask, Heather"...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny people.

I am usually all for ripping the piss out of people and rarely hold back.

But draw the line taking the piss out of disabled people.

Not only that but show some respect he is one of the most brilliant mind's that's ever lived.

Yes I know he takes the piss out of himself.

But taking the piss out yourself and others taking the piss out of you is two different things.

Sorry to put a downer on the thread but just needed to say.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Not funny people.

I am usually all for ripping the piss out of people and rarely hold back.

But draw the line taking the piss out of disabled people.

Not only that but show some respect he is one of the most brilliant mind's that's ever lived.

Yes I know he takes the piss out of himself.

But taking the piss out yourself and others taking the piss out of you is two different things.

Sorry to put a downer on the thread but just needed to say. "

Good for you to have an opinion, but tomorrow is for Evangelism.

Personally I have been through enough to have understand the power of a sense of humour and the danger of allowing other people to stand up on my behalf.

Mr ddc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The funniest people are those who take the piss out of themselves as do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not funny people.

I am usually all for ripping the piss out of people and rarely hold back.

But draw the line taking the piss out of disabled people.

Not only that but show some respect he is one of the most brilliant mind's that's ever lived.

Yes I know he takes the piss out of himself.

But taking the piss out yourself and others taking the piss out of you is two different things.

Sorry to put a downer on the thread but just needed to say. "

They're not taking the piss out of Stephen Hawking or the disabled...they're taking the piss out of the speech synthesizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family guys very own Herbert the pervert...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never accept anything he said if his voice was any different.

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