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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Doesn't have to be from a film. Just your favourite quotes that you've heard.

Couple of mine are:

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination" - John Lennon

"The good thing about music is - when it hits you feel no pain" - Bob Marley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes too much to drink is never enough- Mark Twain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom - William Blake

Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine. - Nikola Tesla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One drink is too many , a thousand isn't enough . Eric Clapton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Marvin to John Vernon

We are both bastards, in my case it was an accident of birth, but you my friend are a self made man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mean to be an uptight , American asshole who makes a big deal out of everything , but i am . Evan Dando

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

From the film 'So I married an axe murderer'

Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?

Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?"

"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe"

- both Denis Leary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the any key - Homer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Rickman in Diehard, when he fell out of the window

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Wheres the any key - Homer Simpson"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Rousseau: all men are born free but everywhere they are in chains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alan Rickman in Diehard, when he fell out of the window

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh "

I truly honestly and truly laughed out loud at that....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Choose life.

Choose a job.

Choose a career.

Choose a family.

Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.

Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life...

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of our pocket wisdom is conceived for the use of mediocre people, to discourage them from ambitious attempts, and generally console them in their mediocrity.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Harold, Battle of Hastings in 1066

Watch where you're shooting them arrows, you'll have some fuckers eye out

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

General Sedgewick;

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for 5 minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice."

Steven Wright

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Christ, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978.

Renton.

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Youre a lomg time dead!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I hate being Scottish.

We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

Some people hate the English, but I don't.

They're just wankers.

We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers.

We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes.

It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.

Renton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you got any of that cheese me like'

Rastamouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were only supposed to flow the bloody doors off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what to say really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives. It all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play, till we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch at a time.

Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces, and I think... I mean I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me, and lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know when you get old in life, things get taken from you. That's part of life. But you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life's this game of inches. And so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean... one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow too fast, you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this - in any fight, its the guy whose willing to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what living is! The 6 inches in front of your face...

Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him.

That's a team, gentlemen. And either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die, as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you going to do?

Any Given Sunday

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You were only supposed to flow the bloody doors off! "

Flow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You were only supposed to flow the bloody doors off!

Flow?"

Betty..after hours in the Rovers return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You were only supposed to flow the bloody doors off!

Flow?"

watertight ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

Woody Allen.

Lifes a bitch and then you marry one

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. – Rita Rudner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ye see, Rab, it's due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it's up our arses. That's where it all goes. It makes sense. That's why we're obsessed with anal jokes, anal sex, anal hobbies...the arsehole - not the brain, not space - is the last frontier. That's what makes us revolutionaries."

— Irvine Welsh (Porno)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me after a night in the pub

"ooo me fookin 'ed"

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people.

You know what perfect is?

Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all.

Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway.

You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can ...drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.

~Stephen Manes, Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!

Love it!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

homer simpson

"Operator!Quick give me the number for 911"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

Where did all these fucking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877

Any fucking idiot could understand that. - Einstein, 1938

It does so fucking look like her! - Picasso, 1926

How the fuck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC

You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566

Scattered fucking showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"homer simpson

"Operator!Quick give me the number for 911"!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night." - Bill Hicks

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

My current favourite.....

immature love says i love you because i need you,mature love says i need you because i love you.Erich Frome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current favourite.....

immature love says i love you because i need you,mature love says i need you because i love you.Erich Frome.

"

i'm having that

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"My current favourite.....

immature love says i love you because i need you,mature love says i need you because i love you.Erich Frome.

i'm having that "

It's yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.

Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

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