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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I recently adopted a Maine Coon cat whose owner had developed an allergy to him. I've had cats before but this guy is the oddest cat I've ever had. Firstly, he's about double the size of a normal cat. Last time he was weighed he was 6.4kgs and that was a while ago. He's still growing so he's probably heavier now.

He doesn't meow he kind of makes quiet chirruping noises. He will beg for treats and will play fetch (when he's in the mood - he's still a cat after all).

Any odd behaviour from your pets?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I had a Border Collie who was a kleptomaniac

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My mum adopted a stray a little while ago, she eats sausage roll pastry ..

-?

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I had a Border Collie who was a kleptomaniac "

Lol bet he was a lot of fun!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My mum adopted a stray a little while ago, she eats sausage roll pastry ..

-?"

A stray what? Dog I assume.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mine thinks she's a dog. She fetches too. And steals my post, runs to the door when the buzzer goes and loves a brush. Weirdo.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"My mum adopted a stray a little while ago, she eats sausage roll pastry ..

-?

A stray what? Dog I assume."

Nope cat..

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Mine thinks she's a dog. She fetches too. And steals my post, runs to the door when the buzzer goes and loves a brush. Weirdo. "

Mine loves a brush to begin with and then turns into a mincing machine! He's very dog like and shakes himself off if he gets wet just like a dog. He doesn't fetch the post though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our two cats opens doors by jumping up at the handles ! She often scares me by appearing on our bed at night.

Another I had as a child used to walk to school with me - hopping across gardens parallel to me on the pavement.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have your bog-standard bag-licking pussy over here!

But she's so fluffy

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"One of our two cats opens doors by jumping up at the handles ! She often scares me by appearing on our bed at night.

Another I had as a child used to walk to school with me - hopping across gardens parallel to me on the pavement.

I think mine's a bit too dim to work out door handles. He paws at them and is certainly tall enough to easily reach them. He just can't figure out how they work.

Sarah "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww. My little Luna grabs my arm n holds it tight so I can't run away from her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my dogs was abused when she was young (we adopted her) and she has tons of weird habits because of it. She will avoid you for hours if you accidentally sneeze or cough because she's terrified of it.

She also likes to lean against a wall instead of standing up for herself.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I had a Border Collie who was a kleptomaniac

Lol bet he was a lot of fun!"

Oh yeah, kept turning up with garden gnomes, jars of fishing bait, kids trousers off washing lines, skittles, and a bicycle pump.

Any random shit really

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Mine thinks she's a dog. She fetches too. And steals my post, runs to the door when the buzzer goes and loves a brush. Weirdo.

Mine loves a brush to begin with and then turns into a mincing machine! He's very dog like and shakes himself off if he gets wet just like a dog. He doesn't fetch the post though!"

Haha! My cat doesn't know how to be a mincing machine. She'd let me rub her tummy all day long and then nudge me for more when I stop. Proper weirdo!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I had a Border Collie who was a kleptomaniac

Lol bet he was a lot of fun!

Oh yeah, kept turning up with garden gnomes, jars of fishing bait, kids trousers off washing lines, skittles, and a bicycle pump.

Any random shit really "

Sounds a proper character! I used to have a Staffie who loved chewing huge rocks and bricks. I could never work out where he was getting them from.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"I recently adopted a Maine Coon cat whose owner had developed an allergy to him. I've had cats before but this guy is the oddest cat I've ever had. Firstly, he's about double the size of a normal cat. Last time he was weighed he was 6.4kgs and that was a while ago. He's still growing so he's probably heavier now.

He doesn't meow he kind of makes quiet chirruping noises. He will beg for treats and will play fetch (when he's in the mood - he's still a cat after all).

Any odd behaviour from your pets?"

I've thought a few times about transitioning but a pussy is for life not just for christmas. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my cats/kittens plays fetch, is always stealing things he shouldn't and wakes me up cleaning my face! I love it when they have personalities but would prefer it if he didn't clean my ears so often! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hamster now lives under our floor in the kitchen due to getting pipes removed and there being a hole in the floor. He comes out at night for food then goes back in . We can hear him in the walls now and again. Can't get the floor fixed till he comes out...been about 3 weeks. We miss you Coconut x

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My hamster now lives under our floor in the kitchen due to getting pipes removed and there being a hole in the floor. He comes out at night for food then goes back in . We can hear him in the walls now and again. Can't get the floor fixed till he comes out...been about 3 weeks. We miss you Coconut x"

Aw have you tried a humane trap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hamster now lives under our floor in the kitchen due to getting pipes removed and there being a hole in the floor. He comes out at night for food then goes back in . We can hear him in the walls now and again. Can't get the floor fixed till he comes out...been about 3 weeks. We miss you Coconut x

Aw have you tried a humane trap?"

Omg never thought of that....thank you mwah x

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My hamster now lives under our floor in the kitchen due to getting pipes removed and there being a hole in the floor. He comes out at night for food then goes back in . We can hear him in the walls now and again. Can't get the floor fixed till he comes out...been about 3 weeks. We miss you Coconut x

Aw have you tried a humane trap?

Omg never thought of that....thank you mwah x"

Well if he's coming out for food it should be easy. Bait the trap with his food and put it where he normally goes to feed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old fat cat Lola does weird loud meows for ages to go out then I open the door and if there's a slight breeze or hint of wetness she give me a 'fuck that' look and slopes off back to the living room to sleep off the trauma

She does cheer me up with a meow that sounds like a hello every morning though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a cat who chases his tail, goes for the mail, opens the cupboard door and sits at it until we give him his treats, has got to go in to out toilet after we've been in just to check it, but also feels the need to attack me now and again be it my head or clinging on to my back lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old fat cat Lola does weird loud meows for ages to go out then I open the door and if there's a slight breeze or hint of wetness she give me a 'fuck that' look and slopes off back to the living room to sleep off the trauma

She does cheer me up with a meow that sounds like a hello every morning though"

always makes me laugh when they look at you in disgust almost because its raining! Because of course we control the weather!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hamster now lives under our floor in the kitchen due to getting pipes removed and there being a hole in the floor. He comes out at night for food then goes back in . We can hear him in the walls now and again. Can't get the floor fixed till he comes out...been about 3 weeks. We miss you Coconut x

Aw have you tried a humane trap?

Omg never thought of that....thank you mwah x

Well if he's coming out for food it should be easy. Bait the trap with his food and put it where he normally goes to feed."

On my way to B&Q....Thanks again x

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My old fat cat Lola does weird loud meows for ages to go out then I open the door and if there's a slight breeze or hint of wetness she give me a 'fuck that' look and slopes off back to the living room to sleep off the trauma

She does cheer me up with a meow that sounds like a hello every morning though

always makes me laugh when they look at you in disgust almost because its raining! Because of course we control the weather!"

Mine doesn't seem to mind bad weather so much. He actually just sits in the middle of the lawn curled up in the rain. Had a lot of cats but never one this quirky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a border collie who "smiled" and liked beer( probably linked?). Once I had a really bad day at work,got soaked walking to work by a lorry and big puddle combo, then no breaks, finished at 10pm so 15hr day.I Walked home in the snow & drizzle to find my poor mut had crapped in the hall because my son who was staying at his mums at the time had forgotten to come over and let him out! I swore..not at the dog but at the situation... dog ran off thinking he had done wrong paddling crap around the house. 20mins later tidied up crap , disinfected floor and dog feet. Though sod it lets have a pint. So dog fetched his lead and we walk to the pub him off the lead. When we got there I order my pint had a sip then thought hmm I actually need a pee so I put the dog on his lead and tied him to the table. I went for a pee and when I came back the pub was silent but everyone was looking at me and then burst out laughing.. my dog was sitting there I kid you not grinning and wagging his tail having d*unk most of my pint! So soaked, over worked, cold wet, shat on and beer stolen by my dog... not a good day

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

My ginger cat, Harry keeps tapping the glass panel to the side of the front door whenever he want to come in. He does use the cat flap on the back door, he just prefers to be let in this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old fat cat Lola does weird loud meows for ages to go out then I open the door and if there's a slight breeze or hint of wetness she give me a 'fuck that' look and slopes off back to the living room to sleep off the trauma

She does cheer me up with a meow that sounds like a hello every morning though

always makes me laugh when they look at you in disgust almost because its raining! Because of course we control the weather!

Mine doesn't seem to mind bad weather so much. He actually just sits in the middle of the lawn curled up in the rain. Had a lot of cats but never one this quirky."

Maine coon cats are a wonderful breed, my mum had one.

Very intelligent and definitely not afraid of water! Ours used to sit with his tail in the sink while you tried to wash up then shake his tail at you when you moved him!!

Be careful of the slugs in the tummy fur tho, as they don't mind the rain the tend to pick up a few critters along the way!!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My old fat cat Lola does weird loud meows for ages to go out then I open the door and if there's a slight breeze or hint of wetness she give me a 'fuck that' look and slopes off back to the living room to sleep off the trauma

She does cheer me up with a meow that sounds like a hello every morning though

always makes me laugh when they look at you in disgust almost because its raining! Because of course we control the weather!

Mine doesn't seem to mind bad weather so much. He actually just sits in the middle of the lawn curled up in the rain. Had a lot of cats but never one this quirky.

Maine coon cats are a wonderful breed, my mum had one.

Very intelligent and definitely not afraid of water! Ours used to sit with his tail in the sink while you tried to wash up then shake his tail at you when you moved him!!

Be careful of the slugs in the tummy fur tho, as they don't mind the rain the tend to pick up a few critters along the way!! "

He's a bugger for bringing in huge chunks of garden in his belly fur. Sometimes it's so bad I have to cut it out. I've broken one brush on him already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have three cats and they come when I walk the dog if I don't shut them in! It's like being the pied piper!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Got a cat who loves garlic bread.

And got a new duck at the weekend, Roger, who thinks he is a house duck, he stands waiting at the back door and everytime I leave it open he comes in

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I recently adopted a Maine Coon cat whose owner had developed an allergy to him. I've had cats before but this guy is the oddest cat I've ever had. Firstly, he's about double the size of a normal cat. Last time he was weighed he was 6.4kgs and that was a while ago. He's still growing so he's probably heavier now.

He doesn't meow he kind of makes quiet chirruping noises. He will beg for treats and will play fetch (when he's in the mood - he's still a cat after all).

Any odd behaviour from your pets?"

I have one that is very Maine Coon like. She would follow me in and out of the house round the yard and down the road to the fields like a dog, was very aggressive and territorial and would pin a gun dog down in the corner of the hay room if they dared come in her stables!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my cat is obsessed with cuddling me

my mum has a friend who has four retired greyhounds if he stops to chat the biggest one leans on you .. its so funny

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Got a cat who loves garlic bread.

And got a new duck at the weekend, Roger, who thinks he is a house duck, he stands waiting at the back door and everytime I leave it open he comes in "

Roger the duck? Lol great name! Sounds like an arrestable offence though.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I recently adopted a Maine Coon cat whose owner had developed an allergy to him. I've had cats before but this guy is the oddest cat I've ever had. Firstly, he's about double the size of a normal cat. Last time he was weighed he was 6.4kgs and that was a while ago. He's still growing so he's probably heavier now.

He doesn't meow he kind of makes quiet chirruping noises. He will beg for treats and will play fetch (when he's in the mood - he's still a cat after all).

Any odd behaviour from your pets?

I have one that is very Maine Coon like. She would follow me in and out of the house round the yard and down the road to the fields like a dog, was very aggressive and territorial and would pin a gun dog down in the corner of the hay room if they dared come in her stables! "

Mine's a big softie. He runs away from new people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently adopted a Maine Coon cat whose owner had developed an allergy to him. I've had cats before but this guy is the oddest cat I've ever had. Firstly, he's about double the size of a normal cat. Last time he was weighed he was 6.4kgs and that was a while ago. He's still growing so he's probably heavier now.

I have a Maine coon, completely aloof X

He doesn't meow he kind of makes quiet chirruping noises. He will beg for treats and will play fetch (when he's in the mood - he's still a cat after all).

Any odd behaviour from your pets?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine thinks she's a dog. She fetches too. And steals my post, runs to the door when the buzzer goes and loves a brush. Weirdo. "

Yup! My cat steals my post too.

She also does tricks for treats!

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

My little cat didn't have a very good start in life and has some very strange behaviours as a result. He often wakes me up at night for a cuddle. His latest thing is trying to get into the washing machine for a lie down!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we have a pet skunk that likes to play at silly o clock in the morning. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my cats loves cake and sits and begs for more , the other thinks that post should be on !!!!! It's during me nuts x

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