FabSwingers.com forum: Kate Middleton owes me sex !

By *ali 69 OP Man
over a year ago

jersey

If a lady would like money off a man towards the upbringing of her children to be enforced by law , the prerequisite is usually that the man in question would have actually impregnated her . Through my taxes , I am forced against my will to pay for the upbringing of kate's kids . I have had wild nights out at parties , but I am almost certain that I haven't been doing horizontal gymnastics with that lady . Which brings me to the conclusion that Kate Middleton owes me two romps in the hay . So I've ironed me string vest and spashed Old Spice all over and got a few dog biscuits in me pocket in case the Corgis turn nasty .Can any fabbers please tell me the royal protocol for " While you're down there ? "

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they owe you a 3sum really coz she didn't make them kids by herself.

By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Get in the queue.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

us ladies paying her too then - this is going to be complex

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's cut to the chase here. Given the OPs logic, the entire Royal family needs to be laid out across Hyde Park, with their butt in the air so that the entire working, adult population can gang bang them?

Just how much sex do you get from a hooked for 56pence? That's the annual cost of the royal family per person per year...

By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Let's cut to the chase here. Given the OPs logic, the entire Royal family needs to be laid out across Hyde Park, with their butt in the air so that the entire working, adult population can gang bang them?

Also by the OP logic any lady in receipt of state funded child benefits or tax relief would be joining them. Could be one helluva party.... Hope the neighbours in the posh Flats Don't complain....