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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Saturday. Im up with the lark. Bathed and dressed and smiling ... waiting for a workie man........ NO SHOW. Bastard.

Today. Im up with a pigeon. Dressed and smiling waiting for a workie man they said 9 - 12...... he's got one minute and then he's a BASTARD.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Did he come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he come?"

Or just arrive?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Did he come?

Or just arrive? "

I meant that I wouldn't for a minute suggest Granny would get up to naughty shenanigans with a workie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know he's not coming unless you're laying in bed in your curlers, and you have to open the door to him with death breath,sleepy eyes and your holey dressing gown. There will be a nice,steaming lump of cat/dog poop perfuming the air too.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I had this recently.

The appointment I was offered was on a day I was on the late shift. I was promised first appointment of 8am. No one came. I rang the woman who arranged it, for her to say she doesn't recall arranging the 8am one.

I then arranged for it to be done on the day I was off....that wasn't passed on either!!!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Sounds like you have dont turnupei men.

Have you been naughty and broken the last workie man that was sent to you?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He didn't come. BASTARD.

I'm sending a bill for my 3 hours.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sounds like you have dont turnupei men.

Have you been naughty and broken the last workie man that was sent to you?

"

I had a turnupei man last week but I wanted at least 3 so that I could compare quotes.

Looks like he'll get the job and I don't know if he's any good

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

or whether his quote is fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you have dont turnupei men.

Have you been naughty and broken the last workie man that was sent to you?

"

Word goes around quickly amongst the building trade

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm just a poor old pensioner.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sounds like you have dont turnupei men.

Have you been naughty and broken the last workie man that was sent to you?

Word goes around quickly amongst the building trade "

Behave. I'm a good customer. Great in fact my feedback says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a poor old pensioner. "

Just because people are old doesn't mean they are nice

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm just a poor old pensioner.

Just because people are old doesn't mean they are nice "

You are right. Good job I am tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob the builder....can he fix it?

Nevermind that,can he even manage to turn up!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bob the builder....can he fix it?

Nevermind that,can he even manage to turn up!"

Well .... let's hope Jim the Builder can. Cos he's going to get the job it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saturday. Im up with the lark. Bathed and dressed and smiling ... waiting for a workie man........ NO SHOW. Bastard.

Today. Im up with a pigeon. Dressed and smiling waiting for a workie man they said 9 - 12...... he's got one minute and then he's a BASTARD.

"

Ha ha ha love it, the bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bob the builder....can he fix it?

Nevermind that,can he even manage to turn up!

Well .... let's hope Jim the Builder can. Cos he's going to get the job it seems."

Well better luck with Jim the builder.....I hope he doesn't spend to long scratching his chin n humming n hawwing through gritted teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saturday. Im up with the lark. Bathed and dressed and smiling ... waiting for a workie man........ NO SHOW. Bastard.

Today. Im up with a pigeon. Dressed and smiling waiting for a workie man they said 9 - 12...... he's got one minute and then he's a BASTARD.

"

It isnt only on FAB that you get stood up you know..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Saturday. Im up with the lark. Bathed and dressed and smiling ... waiting for a workie man........ NO SHOW. Bastard.

Today. Im up with a pigeon. Dressed and smiling waiting for a workie man they said 9 - 12...... he's got one minute and then he's a BASTARD.

It isnt only on FAB that you get stood up you know.."

I've never been stood up on Fat TD. Maybe I should offer the builder a shag.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We keep getting parcels arrive mid shenanigans - I swear they do it on purpose !

Sarah

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Saturday. Im up with the lark. Bathed and dressed and smiling ... waiting for a workie man........ NO SHOW. Bastard.

Today. Im up with a pigeon. Dressed and smiling waiting for a workie man they said 9 - 12...... he's got one minute and then he's a BASTARD.

"

You are the best granny crumpet

Most of the time I'm just searching in the forum for your threads and posts. They are hilarious

Mrs.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him there's a gallon of tea waiting and a viccy sponge.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Tell him there's a gallon of tea waiting and a viccy sponge. "

Bacon and egg sandwich would swing it for me, I don't drink tea and I'm not that keen on cake.

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