FabSwingers.com forum: I don't bite....

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No shit, I hope you don't bite but why do people say this phrase...what phrases grate on your bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day .......

Sarah

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No offence...

With respect...

Fuck off to both!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not unless you want me too .. bite that is. he he..

grr.. cant think I will get back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 100% genuine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The ones that get on my nerves are the ones ive picked up and cant stop saying like who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will fill in later

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with the respect she deserves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

Exactly. Who knows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid back and down to earth bug me a little, they don't really mean anything.

Seeing mmmmmmmmmm or hehehe makes me cringe.

Banter. I hate that word.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Lol at dirty girl your post was the 3rd post and I thought you were referring to the two posts above.

My pet hate is "it is what it is". And an old army one was "your in your own time now".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shit, I hope you don't bite but why do people say this phrase...what phrases grate on your bits

Thing is, I do bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be "I'll be there in a moment" now every one is saying "I'll be there in a minute, petty I know,but irritating to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid back and down to earth bug me a little, they don't really mean anything.

Seeing mmmmmmmmmm or hehehe makes me cringe.

Banter. I hate that word."

When people message mmmmmmmmmmmm it does not convey sexy to us. It's just old fashioned carry on perviness

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

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a genuine cunt lots of those about lol

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By *ee039025Man
over a year ago

I'm not desperate

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

a genuine cunt lots of those about lol"

Lol I have to be mindful of using the C word on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shit, I hope you don't bite but why do people say this phrase...what phrases grate on your bits

No Time wasters, like they know who they are and the classic BBCs only.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

a genuine cunt lots of those about lol

Lol I have to be mindful of using the C word on here

"
cant we say it anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if we're being picky now - I LOATHE the phrase LOL! Did anyone REALLY laugh out loud when the used the phrase??

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Professional....oh deary me . The difference between an amateur and a professional ... Is being paid . A bin man is paid , a sewer worker is paid and a minimum wage kebab shop worker is paid . But no , we all know the message being sent here kiddies , don't we ? You work in an office and are virtually royalty and the rest of us pond scum should thank our lucky stars they are allowing us to fuck them ..... Oh deary me...

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

'no drama' guarantees the opposite

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

a genuine cunt lots of those about lol

Lol I have to be mindful of using the C word on here

cant we say it anymore?"

I got told I wasn't a lady if I use the C word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that made me laugh in a profile ages ago was "I'm a like minded person".

Like minded with who?!

He must've read so many profiles asking for like minded people, he thought he'd be one.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well if we're being picky now - I LOATHE the phrase LOL! Did anyone REALLY laugh out loud when the used the phrase??

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own, everyone seems to quote this before or after putting the person down about whatever the subject matter is.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I bite

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I think on here 'each to their own' has become the new 'no offence, but...'

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I'm 100% genuine

What is genuine though...you can still be genuine and be a cunt....

a genuine cunt lots of those about lol

Lol I have to be mindful of using the C word on here

It's fitting for some tho! Know one or two genuine cunts too

I'll let you know is one of mine. No can you just make your mind up please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with the respect she deserves!

I've seen that on so many veris!

Sarah

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lol at dirty girl your post was the 3rd post and I thought you were referring to the two posts above.

My pet hate is "it is what it is". And an old army one was "your in your own time now"."

Hahaha! Shit now I read it I see it!

I was of course referring to my own comment!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Heading to ......are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional....oh deary me . The difference between an amateur and a professional ... Is being paid . A bin man is paid , a sewer worker is paid and a minimum wage kebab shop worker is paid . But no , we all know the message being sent here kiddies , don't we ? You work in an office and are virtually royalty and the rest of us pond scum should thank our lucky stars they are allowing us to fuck them ..... Oh deary me...

This all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have their pet phrases. I say things that I wish I didn't.

However....

We particularly dislike 'down to earth' and 'genuine' as they don't really mean anything. And honestly..? We prefer not down to earth people. We prefer the away with the fairies people, the actors and poets and dreamers, the scoundrels and whores, pirates and courtesans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional....

You work in an office and are virtually royalty and the rest of us pond scum should thank our lucky stars they are allowing us to fuck them ..... Oh deary me...

Wait - what? I work in an office - nobody told me I got to pick who fucks me! Maybe this is why my manager keeps calling me unprofessional...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid back and down to earth bug me a little, they don't really mean anything.

Seeing mmmmmmmmmm or hehehe makes me cringe.

Banter. I hate that word.

When people message mmmmmmmmmmmm it does not convey sexy to us. It's just old fashioned carry on perviness "

I agree, it's really not sexy. It always makes me think it's just creepy.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"People have their pet phrases. I say things that I wish I didn't.

However....

That would be me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"People have their pet phrases. I say things that I wish I didn't.

However....

I'm just a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much, just moany bastards in general.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not much, just moany bastards in general.

Haha touché.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In conversational language, the widespread and fucking retarded use of "literally"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't sort this out I will. Well just do it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People have their pet phrases. I say things that I wish I didn't.

However....

I'm just a perv

I'll add perv to the list. We love those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have died.

Usually used in an embarrassing situation but although I'm not a doctor I'm fairly confident in saying nobody has ever died of embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with the respect she deserves!

I've seen that on so many veris!

Sarah "

Yep!most of them!

Unless someone puts that on our veris, we're clearly not deserving of respect!

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"Professional....

You work in an office and are virtually royalty and the rest of us pond scum should thank our lucky stars they are allowing us to fuck them ..... Oh deary me...

Wait - what? I work in an office - nobody told me I got to pick who fucks me! Maybe this is why my manager keeps calling me unprofessional... "

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"People have their pet phrases. I say things that I wish I didn't.

However....

I'm just a perv

I'll add perv to the list. We love those too"

Me too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people who message and say 'if you want to know anything, just ask'...

or 'if you want to know anything, check out the profile'....and then you look and there is fook all on the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate people who message and say 'if you want to know anything, just ask'...

or 'if you want to know anything, check out the profile'....and then you look and there is fook all on the profile

Not as bad as the people who message without actually reading the profile though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate people who message and say 'if you want to know anything, just ask'...

or 'if you want to know anything, check out the profile'....and then you look and there is fook all on the profile

Not as bad as the people who message without actually reading the profile though

ahhh....but that's for another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shit, I hope you don't bite but why do people say this phrase...what phrases grate on your bits

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" are you in a vanilla relationship" that grates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who say "I'm not looking to have sex with half the site. " there's about 40.000 blokes on here you would be pretty sore if yer did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men who say 'I'm not looking for notches on bedposts'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who say 'I'm not looking for notches on bedposts'

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Do guys really put notches on there bedposts ?

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown

Use of the word 'defiantly '!!

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By *ee039025Man
over a year ago

FabulousMsFox, your sexy as fuck!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"men who say 'I'm not looking for notches on bedposts'

Do guys really put notches on there bedposts ? "

It depends on the type of handcuffs they use...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousMsFox, your sexy as fuck!!!"

I concur with this statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who say 'I'm not looking for notches on bedposts'

Do guys really put notches on there bedposts ?

It depends on the type of handcuffs they use..."
good answer. Drifts off into a fantasy

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

No, that just means you don't know the difference between a noun and an adjective. A Professional, as in a noun, meaning one of the learned (pr lur - ned) professions such as law, medecine, accountancy, as opposed to a professional bin man, where the word professional is being used as an adjective, in that they get paid for that activity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God loves a trier", really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're your

There their they're

Two to too

As has

Should have (not should of!)

Could have (not could of)

Text speak

Sending a message and just putting, "You ok?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

...were genuine...

Ok, so when did you become fake?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Snuggles

Nom, nom

He he he unless you are under the age of 6

Mmmmm

Miaow

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snuggles

Nom, nom

He he he unless you are under the age of 6

Mmmmm

Miaow

Cake

Thats it you have typed snuggles twice now that ive seen. You feeling a little

yet?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Snuggles

Nom, nom

He he he unless you are under the age of 6

Mmmmm

Miaow

Cake

Thats it you have typed snuggles twice now that ive seen. You feeling a little

yet?

Only if delivered in a simpering tone does it make me barf...

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

At the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of the day "
it's midnight

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Nom nom nom

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i fucking hate nom nom nom

What's wrong with yummy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of the day it's midnight "

Start of the day if anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mean to be funny but .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a statement with Basically, when actually there's nothing basic about the convoluted tale that follows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you in to?"

I find it goes quiet when I say cake decorating and sugar art!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 100% genuine

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you in to?"

I find it goes quiet when I say cake decorating and sugar art!"

I find the same when I say choking the shit out of people to alleviate my insecurity complex..and advanced radar theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 100% genuine

Are you?

Not sure about that, it might need checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much on here but when people say ~ "I'm not being funny, but........."

Yep you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much on here but when people say ~ "I'm not being funny, but........."

Yep you are

Or I'm not racist/homophobic/a complete cockwomble but....

Everything before the 'but' is bullshit

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Not so much on here but when people say ~ "I'm not being funny, but........."

Yep you are

No you're not and that's the problem

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