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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That doesnt make sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That doesnt make sense"

What I mean is that you don't have to pay for it, but the transaction process has to take place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll take it. where's this guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?"

No. Not unless you replaced the word "guy" with "woman" and the word "finger" with "tongue" and the words "5 seconds" with "20 minutes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I'm buying three things......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?"

Er.....yeah, I'll have that rolls Royce please.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do i have to get my arse out or will he be doing it descretely and is this offer open to just me or others as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?

No. Not unless you replaced the word "guy" with "woman" and the word "finger" with "tongue" and the words "5 seconds" with "20 minutes" "

Would you be wearing those socks during the transaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if I'm buying three things...... "
FIST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about when you're at asda and you've got 100 things in your trolly.I'd that 500 seconds up the bum? This is a game changer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a finger up the bum, you say? I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if I'm buying three things...... "

If its one transaction then 5 seconds, its 5 seconds per transaction process ^^.

A ferrari is 5 seconds

A bottle of water is 5 seconds

You forget to buy an item and there you go another 5 seconds

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I choose the guy? Would I have to douche every single day just in case I needed to buy milk on the way home from work? Would I have to stop wearing big knickers, opaque tights and bodies under pinafore dresses since they would prevent access? What if I already had a butt plug in? Could I have a sustained bum fingering session prior to shopping to store up enough arse credit in advance? I don't think you've really considered the logistical ramifications, OP...

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Doesn't seem to be a great deal for the guy. What's in it for him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do i have to get my arse out or will he be doing it descretely and is this offer open to just me or others as well"

Oh no! It's a show! He is right up there pulls your pants/skirt down and then the underwear and up the finger goes

I would never take this deal by the way haha, but there are some willing people here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im saying no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would he just put his finger in gently? Or try and like fingerblast you lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a bogoff offer is it still only 1 finger ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I choose the guy? Would I have to douche every single day just in case I needed to buy milk on the way home from work? Would I have to stop wearing big knickers, opaque tights and bodies under pinafore dresses since they would prevent access? What if I already had a butt plug in? Could I have a sustained bum fingering session prior to shopping to store up enough arse credit in advance? I don't think you've really considered the logistical ramifications, OP..."

I could see this coming but the butt plug caught me by surprise. You can wear whatever you want, shower whenever you want, he would just always be there when you want to 'buy' something. He would take the butt plug out, you don't get to choose how he looks like, your average Joe (no offence to any Joe's!).

You cannot 'buy' a Ferrari for example and have your partner sell it and make him buy stuff from then on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab never fails to elicit the crazy and tangental.

As a concept ill go for it

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?

No. Not unless you replaced the word "guy" with "woman" and the word "finger" with "tongue" and the words "5 seconds" with "20 minutes"

Would you be wearing those socks during the transaction? "

Yes. Why? You fancy being that woman?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well the amount of times i go to tesco cause ive forgotten something id have a prolapse by the end of the first day

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can I choose the guy? Would I have to douche every single day just in case I needed to buy milk on the way home from work? Would I have to stop wearing big knickers, opaque tights and bodies under pinafore dresses since they would prevent access? What if I already had a butt plug in? Could I have a sustained bum fingering session prior to shopping to store up enough arse credit in advance? I don't think you've really considered the logistical ramifications, OP...

I could see this coming but the butt plug caught me by surprise. You can wear whatever you want, shower whenever you want, he would just always be there when you want to 'buy' something. He would take the butt plug out, you don't get to choose how he looks like, your average Joe (no offence to any Joe's!).

You cannot 'buy' a Ferrari for example and have your partner sell it and make him buy stuff from then on."

I make it a point never to have a butt plug come as a surprise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if I'm buying three things......

If its one transaction then 5 seconds, its 5 seconds per transaction process ^^.

A ferrari is 5 seconds

A bottle of water is 5 seconds

You forget to buy an item and there you go another 5 seconds "

Ahhhhhh that's ok then. I'm off to fill my trolly

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

No thank you. I don't want anyone else deciding who gets up my ass and when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as its not that big giant finger they use in Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).

The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.

No real hardship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Christ I'd rather just go to work and earn the money than have some random blokes finger up my arse at all times. we're not all obsessed with sex all the time or money grabbing bitches.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).

The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.

No real hardship."

No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.

Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use contactless so I'm on a winner

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Will you still get nectar points?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).

The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.

No real hardship.

No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.

Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?"

Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.

Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.

Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this one of those new swipe deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should do wonders for the lowering of the number of deaths to prostate cancer.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).

The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.

No real hardship.

No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.

Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?

Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.

Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.

Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no."

But what if I was paying someone to fuck my arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).

The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.

No real hardship.

No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.

Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?

Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.

Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.

Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no.

But what if I was paying someone to fuck my arse?"

Don't! I'll do it for free as a sign of good gesture

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes.

No brainer.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'd buy all the expensive bits I wanted (a mansion/island/car/jet) all of the price of a finger up the ass each (seperately please).

The rest I'd have as a contact, for example: catering - 10 years in house chef inclusive of food; 1 finger. Etc.

No real hardship.

No real hardship indeed. £100,000 worth of shopping vouchers in one go constitutes one transaction. That's my spending for a year sorted with one single finger for 5 seconds.

Would I still be allowed anal sex on occasion though OP?

Any transaction whether its a voucher or not means a finger up the bum. Fib has quite a good idea but there aren't many people who would offer such services.

Every and any situation where an object is handed over to you in means of purchase is counted as a transaction.

Anal sex, sure why not. I don't think a 5 second finger would really do much damage to your ass, so I don't understand why not. If you mean anal sex as opposed to finger transaction then no.

But what if I was paying someone to fuck my arse?"
five seconds of finger first .. Hopefully with lots of lube on it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No. Christ I'd rather just go to work and earn the money than have some random blokes finger up my arse at all times. we're not all obsessed with sex all the time or money grabbing bitches."

Speak for yourself.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"As long as its not that big giant finger they use in Asda "

Don't be silly. It's a hot fish finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal it's not my finger after all.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?"

Yes...

I'd probably just 'buy' things for the sake of it.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"As long as its not that big giant finger they use in Asda "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is Fib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?"

I'll take this deal on the exception that my first purchase is a deep water oil platform which I will then sell for a few billion quid. Thank you, not a bad transaction!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Who the fuck is Fib?"

I thought it might be your cousin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Fib?"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Fib?

Sorry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he cuts his nails and goes easy on my hemorrhoids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why Woolies closed down, too much fingering.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?"

As I buy 90% of our stuff online, this wouldn't work for me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't seem to be a great deal for the guy. What's in it for him?"

A shitty finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But every time you buy something, a guy sticks a finger up your bum for 5 seconds as you pay for it. You can't purchase stuff online!

Would you take this deal?"

I most definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you could at least credit "Million Dollars But" so that the good people of fab can be subjected to the awesomeness that is RT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd buy a few "huge" items...mansion, couple of Ferraris etc......then buy myself a personal shopper....they can take the finger for me I "ass"ume?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"What about when you're at asda and you've got 100 things in your trolly.I'd that 500 seconds up the bum? This is a game changer."

good point....

i was thinking 5 seconds with a finger up me arse for a ferrari was a brill deal..... 5 seconds with a finger up me arse for a pint of milk.... not so good!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about when you're at asda and you've got 100 things in your trolly.I'd that 500 seconds up the bum? This is a game changer.

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Would it be reinserted every 5 seconds x100 for the hundred items, or would it be 500 seconds held in there?

Can I still shop online and "pay" at the point of delivery or would I have to start going to shops?

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By *ee039025Man
over a year ago

n

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see it every happening to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it was a £20 purchase with a contactless payment?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nope. It's the same as the "would you have sex with x for £1m" then being told you'll get a fiver. Once you've established you will then it's just haggling on price.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I can't see it every happening to be honest "

i am just wondering how many pairs of rubber gloves takeaway delivery drivers would need.....

poor old supermarket checkout people would never get a rest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't see it every happening to be honest

i am just wondering how many pairs of rubber gloves takeaway delivery drivers would need.....

poor old supermarket checkout people would never get a rest.... "
Maybe they could just scan my arse instead of the finger. To speed things up.

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