FabSwingers.com forum: How to discipline your children.

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html"

Even better dont let yer kids have an iphone

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Lol I expect the same soul work for the xbox!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And the lesson was ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html

Even better dont let yer kids have an iphone"

unless they're of working age I sure as hell wouldn't buy my kids a smart phone.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html"

pretty worrying but not a surprise that someone has access to a shotgun and thinks that's an appropriate act lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html

Even better dont let yer kids have an iphone

unless they're of working age I sure as hell wouldn't buy my kids a smart phone. "

I dont get the whole getting contracts.for yer kids as you say if they want one then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless America

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"And the lesson was ?"

don't publicise behaviour likely to have ones gun license revoked..?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"And the lesson was ?

don't publicise behaviour likely to have ones gun license revoked..?

and yourself certified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a video doing the rounds on social media of a dad taking his son's game console and throwing it on the barbecue. The kids reaction was absolutely priceless and very funny.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"And the lesson was ?

don't publicise behaviour likely to have ones gun license revoked..?

and yourself certified. "

or most likely lauded on prime time..

wonder if Trumps people have been in touch for a photo call..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html

Even better dont let yer kids have an iphone

unless they're of working age I sure as hell wouldn't buy my kids a smart phone.

I dont get the whole getting contracts.for yer kids as you say if they want one then..."

I bought my nephew a iPhone and have him on a contract.. He's sensible so I have no issues. My niece however, I told her to dream on. I think if they are responsible enough it's okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the lesson was ?"
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Check your small print on your phone insurance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your going to buy your kids an I phone then why would you want to distroy it !!!! Some people have more money than sense !!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eliminate the root cause.

Don't have children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eliminate the root cause.

Don't have children

You may have point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kid should be grateful she didn't catch him masturbating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad got fed up of my shoes laying about so one day he got rid of them all apart from my School shoes and Ice skates.

That worked wearing ice skates out to play is not for the win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get their iPhone

2. Place iPhone on tree trunk

3. Get your shotgun

4. Shoot iPhone

5. Smash the remains of the iPhone with a big hammer.

Your children are now disciplined

Well that's what a woman did in America

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531437/Southern-mom-shoots-disobedient-children-s-iPhones.html"

Was a certain Mr Trumps wife per chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kid should be grateful she didn't catch him masturbating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids have I-phones - and contracts!

My kids - when they are bang out of order - get banned from the technology they love most - be that phone, I-pad or games console - for 24 hours or more!

My kids are great!!

An I-phone does not a monster make!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kids have I-phones - and contracts!

My kids - when they are bang out of order - get banned from the technology they love most - be that phone, I-pad or games console - for 24 hours or more!

My kids are great!!

An I-phone does not a monster make! "

I think getting the crossed line agreed early as to what will result in the iPhone being confiscated works best...leave it too long and it just results in tantrums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting?

No.

I find crouching down and whispering in their ear is far more terrifying....

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

Be it a 10 pound phone, or iPhone, take the phone away for a set period, without contact from friends today they think an arm has been chopped off.

Keep these punishments up each time with a carried out threat if continues the phone is gone.

No trust and respect = no phone.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"And the lesson was ?"

In three words of the Boomtown Rats...

The lesson today is how to die.

God bless America!

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