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best food for smelly pumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i find if you eat about ten plums and a tin of beans, you need to be coned off the next dayt. If i know i'm goin to be working with certain peeps the next day, i'l do it for badness. Anyone discovered a powerful flatulance fuel ?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Eggs for me...or eggs and beans. Damn i could clear a place out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omlette made with onions and frankfurters and baked beans

Have to admit, it's one of my favourites, I'm not very ozone friendly after eating it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat pie, Cornish pasties or beef stew.

I can start tearing them off even as I eat.

Not so much stinking but bloody loud ..... which gives me childish amusement.

It sounds like the Wall Of Death when I eat either of 'em! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very serious thoughts about the sanity of some folks on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you know those days when you propper stink the place out and you cant remember the concoction you had the day before. If only. I will make a diary so i know. Lots of fruit do it for me. Two or three hrs of exercise and fill up on fruit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have just baked some smoked haddock in the oven.... I don't need to do smelly pumps, the whole house stinks of fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ya cant beat a good long tuneful trouser grumble. When i brew one in the bath, i lift my arse almost to the surface and push hasd to give birth to a splashy pump. Clearing suds away from launch area will enhance amusment and recomended for audio boffins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laxative

ok i know they not food but have you smelt what comes out of peoples arses if they've had a couple of them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I thought this was a thread on smelly trainers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paprika flavour crisps work a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a thread on smelly trainers... "

so did i haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mcdonalds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piccalilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sea for me, I get sent to the garden

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

stinky gits!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything our daughter eats, really think she needs to sort it out. She does find it hilarious as well, least she doesn't live here any more so if she starts we just throw her out

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