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B & Q . A warning .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I (Martin) went to B and Q to get some paint. Getting back to my car, two 24 year old (ish) blonde girls in tight t-shirts and denim shorts ask if they can wash my car for charity. Of course I said yes. After sat in my car watching them teasingly leaning over my windscreen and getting all soapy and wet , my cock was bursting out of my pants. One asked me if they could get in the car to dry off a little. One got in the front, one in the back. We got chatting and the flirting increased. Very soon the one in the back lent forward and pulled up her T shirt. As I licked gently at her nipples the other undid my flies and started to suck me off. I was bursting as she then sat on my lap and slid down on my cock, leaning forward her friend in the back rubbed her clit while she grinded herself on me. I exploded all over her pussy and tummy. They cleaned themselves up, giggled and got out of the car.

Once I got home I soon realised my wallet had gone, cash , cards , oh and my mobile phone. BE WARNED. ............ !!!!!!!!!!!!

I lost my wallet and phone, on Tuesday, Thursday, and twice on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Lol so funny haha nice one ,and what branch of B n Q was this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour paint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this should be in stories and fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope

Chains

Clamps

Apparently there's a party on aisle 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The new B&Q tv ads have a couple of nice looking beavers. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap "
.It doesn't open until 10?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this should be in stories and fantasies "

Toe be fair that joke has been circulating for years.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Surely this should be in stories and fantasies

Toe be fair that joke has been circulating for years."

So have some swingers but you can still squeeze them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap .It doesn't open until 10? "

Not in Scotland it doesn't Red! We're up and at em early here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap .It doesn't open until 10?

Not in Scotland it doesn't Red! We're up and at em early here "

We have Sunday trading laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap .It doesn't open until 10?

Not in Scotland it doesn't Red! We're up and at em early here "
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Still in bed here in The Midlands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap .It doesn't open until 10?

Not in Scotland it doesn't Red! We're up and at em early here

We have Sunday trading laws"

Yep and they are more relaxed in Scotland

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap "

Why?

Are you so inept that you cant put some sugar in a bowel and mix some washing up liquid into it?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Surely this should be in stories and fantasies "

It is a joke

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap

Why?

Are you so inept that you cant put some sugar in a bowel and mix some washing up liquid into it? "

All these rollie eyes about today....maybe he likes the easy way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap

Why?

Are you so inept that you cant put some sugar in a bowel and mix some washing up liquid into it?

All these rollie eyes about today....maybe he likes the easy way "

angst maketh the swinger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

soap in the 'bowel' would cause anyone angst......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently in B and Q looking for Sugar Soap

Why?

Are you so inept that you cant put some sugar in a bowel and mix some washing up liquid into it? "

No, I like the wipes impregnated with the stuff, makes for a clean hassle free job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these rollie eyes about today...."

It's such a negative emote I'm a little surprised the forum even has it (there is a reason FB never had a dislike button). Certain users seem to use it at end of ever post, but I'll let you try and spot them.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"All these rollie eyes about today....

It's such a negative emote I'm a little surprised the forum even has it (there is a reason FB never had a dislike button). Certain users seem to use it at end of ever post, but I'll let you try and spot them."

Yep, it is an emoticon I would never use even if I was really rolling my eyes , it causes a lot of upset at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these rollie eyes about today....

It's such a negative emote I'm a little surprised the forum even has it (there is a reason FB never had a dislike button). Certain users seem to use it at end of ever post, but I'll let you try and spot them."

Ooh a game! Like cluedo without the lead pipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this should be in stories and fantasies

It is a joke"

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

To be fair I heard the joke years ago, but it still makes me smile

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"All these rollie eyes about today....

It's such a negative emote I'm a little surprised the forum even has it (there is a reason FB never had a dislike button). Certain users seem to use it at end of ever post, but I'll let you try and spot them."
i just block people if they use it on

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

you didnt say if they finished cleaning your car.. the soap would smear like a pig!!! and dry horribly

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"What colour paint?

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I was wondering which charity it was for?

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