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One hung low? Which one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a pair of balls for as long as I can remember, but I've never really noticed which one is the low one, lol.

So after a bit of self examination I can declare that my left testicle hangs a bit lower than my right one

Is it the same for all blokes though?

Have to admit, I've never held another blokes knackers, so I can only go by what's hanging from my torso

I asked Kate, if blokes were build differently or all the same, and she just laughed and said "can't say I've ever noticed"

So, I'm starting a poll......

Which one is your low one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont own testicles, however my left breast is slightly larger and therefore hangs a little lower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos they'd bang together if they were side by side - like clackers and we all know what nasty injuries they gave us. Some scientist say that because each teste has its own separate blood supply it therefore works at a different temperature so that sperm can mature at different times thus increasing likelihood of fertilisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos they'd bang together if they were side by side - like clackers and we all know what nasty injuries they gave us. Some scientist say that because each teste has its own separate blood supply it therefore works at a different temperature so that sperm can mature at different times thus increasing likelihood of fertilisation."

good looking and smart - jeeeez guys watch out haha xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"i dont own testicles, however my left breast is slightly larger and therefore hangs a little lower "

I take it you are left handed then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos they'd bang together if they were side by side - like clackers and we all know what nasty injuries they gave us. Some scientist say that because each teste has its own separate blood supply it therefore works at a different temperature so that sperm can mature at different times thus increasing likelihood of fertilisation."

I know why they hang at different levels, what I want to know is it always the left one that's low?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Jack... if you pull down on the higher one, does the lower one move up? Does it work like curtain pulls?

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Yes it is the left.

Its in the drainage of the venous blood. In the left side the spermatic (testicular) veins drains into the left renal veins which is a smaller vein than the inferior vena cava which the right spermatic veins drains into. This difference in the speed of venous blood drainage produce this difference in height of the two testes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lefty Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left. My tinkle bends that way as well. Coincidence ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack... if you pull down on the higher one, does the lower one move up? Does it work like curtain pulls?"

crosses legs and clenches

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"left. My tinkle bends that way as well. Coincidence ?"
Your tinkle??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"left. My tinkle bends that way as well. Coincidence ?Your tinkle?? "

Yeah a tinkle is like my cock only bigger xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"left. My tinkle bends that way as well. Coincidence ?Your tinkle??

Yeah a tinkle is like my cock only bigger xx "

what your cock or a tinkle?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me...loads and loads of them

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Do.....Yer.....Balls hang low, can you swing 'em too and frow?.....Can you ties 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?"

"Do yer get a funny feeling when you bang 'em on the ceiling?.....Oh, you'll never be a sailor if yer balls hang low!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah, tinkle.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

omg i'm a freak. My right hangs lower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right one hangs lower and every bloke who reads this tread is gonna cop a feel as if we need a reason to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"omg i'm a freak. My right hangs lower."

Are you looking into a mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos they'd bang together if they were side by side - like clackers and we all know what nasty injuries they gave us. Some scientist say that because each teste has its own separate blood supply it therefore works at a different temperature so that sperm can mature at different times thus increasing likelihood of fertilisation.

It isn't always the left one that hangs low - some say it depends on whther or not you are right or left handed. Something to do with brain symmetry.

I know why they hang at different levels, what I want to know is it always the left one that's low? "

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

When you have trousers made for you by a tailor, they'll ask you which side you "dress" which basically means which side does your junk hang. For right-handed guys it's usually to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)


"omg i'm a freak. My right hangs lower."

I'm a righty as well ....... don't worry, we're the special ones !

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By *wad-tattooedMan
over a year ago

Kirkby

my left hangs lower as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, just checked and my left one is slightly lower too.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

wow, the few righties was a relief, but do you find that one is bigger than the other? and does it relate to how you dress?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

One has to hang lower so you don't get conker crush when you close your legs. Left is always best for the low slung nad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right gonad swells in size if I haven't unloaded for a day or two. It also gets very painful. The left one just seems to be there to make up the set!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I just had to get up and check! Left hangs lower.

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