FabSwingers.com forum: Little things that annoy you

By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

One of the little things that annoys me is when anyone says "can I ask you a question? ". I will never understand why they don't just ask the question they want to in the first place, than ask a question about asking a question

What are your personal annoyances?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to sleep. It really annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi drivers who don't turn their meters on and then try and charge you a higher price then wonder why you become mildly annoyed.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

When the tube is busy and someone stands in front of you when you're sitting down and you have their arse in your face. Stand sideways on Grrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any time I hear "moreish" or "things are hotting up"

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Not being able to sleep. It really annoys me

I fel your pain I'm an insomniac rarely get much sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it might also be buzz words..

specifically when it was th news...at the time they werent using terrorists,isis etc..it was one word...

'insurgents'

it was consistent and driven in..of course its now ch#hanged to the above mentioned lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ticks all the boxes"" FFS grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who eat really loud, and breathe really loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People at work with their head up the bosses arse!! I'm hungry for the ladder but I can't bring myself to kiss ass and it's a shame, id be Rick Rolling by now if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I do, also people who decide to suddenly stop in place when walking!

(This is when I can't go around them, shopping malls etc)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who eat really loud, and breathe really loud "

Better never meet me then

although the breathing is only when I sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring. It drives me insane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who eat really loud, and breathe really loud "

That's my older sister, drives me absolutely nuts! When she eats or drinks its like a freaking orchestra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I do, also people who decide to suddenly stop in place when walking!

(This is when I can't go around them, shopping malls etc)"

That's Cambridge for you

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"People who are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I do, also people who decide to suddenly stop in place when walking!

(This is when I can't go around them, shopping malls etc)"

Ooooh this is annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being able to sleep. It really annoys me

I fel your pain I'm an insomniac rarely get much sleep "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being able to sleep. It really annoys me

I fel your pain I'm an insomniac rarely get much sleep

You need to night nurse it! I have bad moments sometimes and yes I'm guilty but my God does it work... Night nurse green liquid from the chemist, it'll knock you out dead asleep within 1 hour!I tend to only use it now when I know I need a proper sleep

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"People who are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I do, also people who decide to suddenly stop in place when walking!

(This is when I can't go around them, shopping malls etc)"

Equally as bad when they deliberately cut you off to then walk the pace of a snail in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the tube is busy and someone stands in front of you when you're sitting down and you have their arse in your face. Stand sideways on Grrrrr."

All though depending on the arse that could be a good thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I do, also people who decide to suddenly stop in place when walking!

(This is when I can't go around them, shopping malls etc)

That's Cambridge for you

At my walking pace, this is everywhere for me

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

When people say over something trivial: 'You gave me/I nearly had/had a heart attack.

Fuck off!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Litter louts, there are many many many bins in the town centre, but folk would sooner just leave their discarded fast food debris on the bench where they have just filled their fat faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Litter louts, there are many many many bins in the town centre, but folk would sooner just leave their discarded fast food debris on the bench where they have just filled their fat faces

Chucking fag butts out the car window like it's nothing...!! So blatant!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"When the tube is busy and someone stands in front of you when you're sitting down and you have their arse in your face. Stand sideways on Grrrrr.

All though depending on the arse that could be a good thing lol

It's never a good thing because then I sit there thinking one of two things: either I hope he/she doesn't do a stinky fart in my face, or he's got a nice arse, I wonder if he's as good looking from the front? I hope he turns round and gives me his number. I bet it would feel good to have my hands grabbing his cheeks he's fucking me.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I do my best to ignore the little thing that annoyed me,, thankfully was short so I was able to just look over his head,, after a while it worked and he stopped annoying me...

Try not to let the little things annoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad drivers also seriously annoy me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Can I ask a question ?' Always strikes fear in to me because usually you really don't like what's coming !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a few said, loud eaters.

I was on the train and could hear this guy...slurping and smacking his lips into whatever he was eating..for 15 minutes I sat and thought, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT"

i hadnt seen him as he was behind me..but when i did , I just thought in an instant, a arsehole rich student swanky cunt. make matters worse?

he starts jumping the queue at an entrance.

cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your sure you bought an extra bottle of wine bit can't find it anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sure you bought an extra bottle of wine bit can't find it anywhere! "

its up yer bum!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"When your sure you bought an extra bottle of wine bit can't find it anywhere!

its up yer bum!"

The wine whisps took it and take it to the fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sure you bought an extra bottle of wine bit can't find it anywhere!

its up yer bum!

The wine whisps took it and take it to the fairies "

mmm..fairy bum wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who sneeze more than once in a single session.

I know it's trivial but for some reason it really winds me up

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"When your sure you bought an extra bottle of wine bit can't find it anywhere!

its up yer bum!

The wine whisps took it and take it to the fairies

mmm..fairy bum wine"

The best kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who sneeze more than once in a single session.

I know it's trivial but for some reason it really winds me up

I sneeze like 7/10 times when I do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your sure you bought an extra bottle of wine bit can't find it anywhere!

its up yer bum!

The wine whisps took it and take it to the fairies

mmm..fairy bum wine

The best kind"

am flowing if ur an arse licker x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who sneeze more than once in a single session.

I know it's trivial but for some reason it really winds me up

I sneeze like 7/10 times when I do lol"

I'll say bless you the first time you sneeze, then it will be shut up, followed by fucking shut up you annoying twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who sneeze more than once in a single session.

I know it's trivial but for some reason it really winds me up

I sneeze like 7/10 times when I do lol

I'll say bless you the first time you sneeze, then it will be shut up, followed by fucking shut up you annoying twat

but it might be fun while licking ur fanny...reverse blow job x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who sneeze more than once in a single session.

I know it's trivial but for some reason it really winds me up

I sneeze like 7/10 times when I do lol

I'll say bless you the first time you sneeze, then it will be shut up, followed by fucking shut up you annoying twat

but it might be fun while licking ur fanny...reverse blow job x"
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A snotty fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who sneeze more than once in a single session.

I know it's trivial but for some reason it really winds me up

I sneeze like 7/10 times when I do lol

I'll say bless you the first time you sneeze, then it will be shut up, followed by fucking shut up you annoying twat

but it might be fun while licking ur fanny...reverse blow job x.

A snotty fanny?

cock snot up ur fartpipe/

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"One of the little things that annoys me is when anyone says "can I ask you a question? ". I will never understand why they don't just ask the question they want to in the first place, than ask a question about asking a question

What are your personal annoyances? "

it's a social psychoconversational signpost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate bad manners, there is no need. Simple things.

Management talk that is just full of crap and self importance.

The need for self Indulgence and attention seeking mind, numb idiots.

Put my soap box away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say they are "fine" and you know it's a pretext for "I'm really fucking pissed off but in gonna make you suffer!!" Come on ladies, you know you all do it!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One of my little annoyances has dissappeared, puff in a cloud of smoke and its fucking bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my little annoyances has dissappeared, puff in a cloud of smoke and its fucking bliss"

Wind?

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

people using the word of instead of have . either spoken or written . really boils my piss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"One of my little annoyances has dissappeared, puff in a cloud of smoke and its fucking bliss

Wind? "
no it was something completely irrational

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I try not to let little things bother me, but they do. The other half goes into the bathroom in his underwear, has a shower and brings the dirty underwear back in the room and chucks it on the floor rather than put it in the laundry basket which is in the bathroom!

Selfish fuckers who place their bags on the seat during rush hour who get offended when you ask them to move it so you can sit down.

People who put their feet on train seats.

Classroom of infant children being taken on a trip by train...ooh the noise of their incessant chatter disrupting my commute. Why have they stopped hiring coaches for school trips?!!

Southern trains inability to run their trains on time...see a common theme here?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to sleep

and cat hair tho i lv my cat

hate the amount of hair he sheds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my little annoyances has dissappeared, puff in a cloud of smoke and its fucking bliss

Wind? no it was something completely irrational"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers on their mobiles, or throwing cigarettes out of their car - pure arrogance with zero excuses. With kids in the car for extra annoyance points

Bad customer service and misery.

People who say they're dieting all the time but obviously not living as they wish, or moaning about anything they can genuinely change like their income or situation with partner etc.

Judgmental people, in real life, not on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This line apparently is to make me feel better...instead raises my blood pressure!!

"There are worse people off than you!"

#1 Like what I'm experiencing is immaterial.

#2 If there's anyone aware of this fact, it is me. My work deals with people worse off than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I stopped commuting by train and instead drive into work a lot of annoyances have disappeared, they've been replaced by other ones whilst driving but it's good to have variety right?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

People walking down the street on their phones. Its fucking dangerous. If you "need" to take a call or text find somewhere to the side to stand and do it.

Selfie sticks, im awaiting the first news report on death because someones head has been taken off with one

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

People who stop right in middle start chatting while in town people bump into you don't say sorry also when u hold door not even thanks also idiot driver on rd also guess people on mobile while crossing rd even with children

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And people who dont answer a simple question

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By *ungcupleCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

My favourite is "please don't take this the wrong way"!!

Morning everyone! Horny as hell today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat Navs - as drivers follow them even when logic or a sign says - you're going the wrong way!

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americans sitting close by in a restaurant. They are so bloody loud !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being rude but.... I'm about to be incredibly rude but adding that caveat before absolves me of all responsibility.