FabSwingers.com forum: Holy $h1t

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I thought it would be a good idea to get a bike through a salary sacrifice scheme... Today I christened it and now my undercarriage feels completely ruined

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ride it across the cobbles in wapping. You will be orgasmic by the time you get to tower bridge

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Get a proper saddle. Makes all the difference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a funny shaped one (saddle) which I thought would be OK, I think I'll tilt it a little and see how I get on next time. I even bought padded pants!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ah. Saddles are crap for women. Plus each have their own preference also.

Bloody nightmare so it is.

Basically you have to keep changing saddles until you get the one which 'feels' right.

If you can be arsed(no pun intended. I think)ask your bike shop if they can fit different ones and give your steed a spin with each one. Might be helpful.

Also(depending on how far you want to go when you use it), it would really be useful to invest in a tube of 'chammy' cream. Basically helps stop chafing and stuff. The weird thing is you have to lather your groin and upper thighs in the stuff. We all do it though. And it DOES help!

Lastly(and inportant this opne): don't wear underwear under your shorts. No one told me that you shouldn't years ago when i was a teenager. Led to nasty little pressure sores and stuff round my prostate.

Larvely..

Well done for getting some shorts though!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you'd used the Yellow Pages, you'd have got one where the seat wasn't like a razor blade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah. Saddles are crap for women. Plus each have their own preference also.

Bloody nightmare so it is.

Basically you have to keep changing saddles until you get the one which 'feels' right.

If you can be arsed(no pun intended. I think)ask your bike shop if they can fit different ones and give your steed a spin with each one. Might be helpful.

Larvely..

Well done for getting some shorts though!"

Thanks for the tips... Yes my friend told me about not wearing underwear but I was already dressed and couldn't be bothered to take them off! I'll remember for next time

I've got some cream too... All I need now is a new arse and fanny!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha. No worries. I find it's a bit like sex(well. Sort of): your pelvic bone toughens up the more you do it(or the nerves get deadened slightly. Whichever it is!)and before long you're pushing yourself further and further.

Actually. That's not a bad analogy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi..my names lickitysaddleblaster

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Not sure if you already have one, but you can get saddles with a central cut-out... so you don't, well, you know... mash your bean quite so much.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is that why you're rubbing your crotch then Red

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Eurostyle chamois cream - this the future!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The more you ride the easier it gets, and usually after about 10 miles my foofi has gone numb anyway

it's a good idea not to wear undies as I have had a few rubbed patches between the padding and a knicker leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi..my names lickitysaddleblaster"

Time for a name change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha. No worries. I find it's a bit like sex(well. Sort of): your pelvic bone toughens up the more you do it(or the nerves get deadened slightly. Whichever it is!)and before long you're pushing yourself further and further.

Actually. That's not a bad analogy!"

I literally just said to my friend that I feel like I've been fucked into the middle of next week. You know that pain you get after a good shag, multiply it by at least 10 and that's very close to how it feels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure if you already have one, but you can get saddles with a central cut-out... so you don't, well, you know... mash your bean quite so much."

Yes that's the one I have, although I foolishly ordered it online and its smaller than I expected and with an arse my size it's not ideal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The more you ride the easier it gets, and usually after about 10 miles my foofi has gone numb anyway

it's a good idea not to wear undies as I have had a few rubbed patches between the padding and a knicker leg

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride it across the cobbles in wapping. You will be orgasmic by the time you get to tower bridge

I remember riding a bike across the cobbles .First thoughts" I've never come this way before",

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