FabSwingers.com forum: Man?

By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure

and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;

to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions

and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful

woman in the room and will enable her to be confident,

sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Cornwall Male withdrawels I think

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

You know me so well Janelle

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man did all that the woman would laugh at him and think he was a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man does all that for me. I'm going soppy in my old age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure

and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;

to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions

and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful

woman in the room and will enable her to be confident,

sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.

i was going to say what man you met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl.......nearly had a mouthful of tea over my keyboard

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"My man does all that for me. I'm going soppy in my old age

Aww thats lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a man did all that the woman would laugh at him and think he was a wanker.

I'd just clone him and make lots of mans like that x

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

i was going to say what man you met

None but had a good few bottles of wine that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add Andy to that as well

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