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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?

Blow job in the oval office?

Dick pics sent over twitter?

Off-shore tax evasion schemes?

Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?

-Courtney

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Other than being on a swinging site?

Probably supporting Chelsea, that did for David Mellor

Mr ddc

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I suspect some of our private pictures might scupper any political ambitions (as if) that I might have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Swinging and fab pictures aside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd just get monumentally frustrated and call the audience a bunch of cunts on Question Time or something.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Being snapped walking naked in the gardens of No 10

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Uhmmmmm

...... Uhmmmmmmmm ......

.......... errrrrrrrrrrr.........

Procrastination ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I can't recall ever being naughty.

Does messing up the garage of someone who dumped you when you were sixteen count?

How about stealing sweeties from Woolies when I was about eight ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Swinging and fab pictures aside! "

Apart from those things my life has been an open book but when I was 4 I stole a pink shrimp sweetie (four a penny) from the Misses Spencer's sweet shop.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I think it would be that i'd lose it and kill everyone in my cabinet.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Swinging and fab pictures aside!

Apart from those things my life has been an open book but when I was 4 I stole a pink shrimp sweetie (four a penny) from the Misses Spencer's sweet shop."

Novice! I at least went for tubes of sweets.... I feel so superior now.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Definitely hypocrisy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it would be that i'd lose it and kill everyone in my cabinet. "

That would probably do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No career was lost over the Oval Office blowjob or Tax avoidance and I don't use Twitter.

I do however invest heavily abroad and do not feel one bit of guilt.

So I'm going for not paying tax whilst getting a blowjob whilst trolling the Labour Party on Twitter with dicks of a Jewish penis.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I think I'd just get monumentally frustrated and call the audience a bunch of cunts on Question Time or something. "

You so would too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Swinging and fab pictures aside!

Apart from those things my life has been an open book but when I was 4 I stole a pink shrimp sweetie (four a penny) from the Misses Spencer's sweet shop.

Novice! I at least went for tubes of sweets.... I feel so superior now."

I at least stole from an exclusive independent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving David Dimbleby a BJ under the table during Question Time might be a step too far for some of the audience.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Attending and hosting Fab Swingers gangbangs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?

Blow job in the oval office?

Dick pics sent over twitter?

Off-shore tax evasion schemes?

Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?

-Courtney "

Something to do with jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giving David Dimbleby a BJ under the table during Question Time might be a step too far for some of the audience. "

now that is a slightly disturbing image, thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably for pressing the big _ed button that launches the nukes for fun.

Cant resist a button that says "do not touch"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?

Blow job in the oval office?

Dick pics sent over twitter?

Off-shore tax evasion schemes?

Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?

-Courtney

Something to do with jelly"

Intriguing

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

.."

He would destroy you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those threads where the OP never answers their own question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

..

He would destroy you."

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

..

He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. "
.....Bring it on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

..

He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. .....Bring it on....."

Only one way to find out............

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Lingerie put through as expenses

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Other than being on a swinging site?

Probably supporting Chelsea, that did for David Mellor

Mr ddc"

You support Chelsea Ffs! To think I told folk you were a nice chap too!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

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He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. "

He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

..

He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.

He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. "
...He has the eyes of a bottler....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those threads where the OP never answers their own question."

Those posts where the poster never answers the OP

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

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He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.

He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. ...He has the eyes of a bottler...."

Let's see your eyes then, and we'll all decide who would win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

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He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct. "

But he is also a committed pacifist so wouldn't fight back.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marc said that I would tell off a foreign leader and end up in a diplomatic crisis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were a politician, what would be the scandal that ended your career?

Blow job in the oval office?

Dick pics sent over twitter?

Off-shore tax evasion schemes?

Let's hear it, what would be your downfall?

A bullet to the head .

-Courtney "

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

..

He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.

But he is also a committed pacifist so wouldn't fight back.....?"

Pacifists do not object to self-defence.

Corbyn would bring down a rain of furious destruction upon the head of anyone who so much as felt the collar of his grey tracksuit.

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport


"Head butting Corbyn to a pulp

..

He would destroy you.

You have a little bit of an obsession with Corbyn bordering on a fatal attraction scenario.

He does however excellent cardiovascular fitness and judo skills so you may be correct.

He has the eyes of a cold, hard killer. ...He has the eyes of a bottler....

Let's see your eyes then, and we'll all decide who would win! "

If he ever became Prime minister I can't help but think there would be a Allotment somewhere in London that was going untended.

Jenny xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those threads where the OP never answers their own question.

Those posts where the poster never answers the OP "

I'd get caught on the last day of executing my plan to blow up parliament by slowly smuggling explosives over my career.

Only because I want people to make effigies of me for decades to come.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"No career was lost over the Oval Office blowjob or Tax avoidance and I don't use Twitter.

I do however invest heavily abroad and do not feel one bit of guilt.

So I'm going for not paying tax whilst getting a blowjob whilst trolling the Labour Party on Twitter with dicks of a Jewish penis. "

Bloody hell... The way your mind works.. Impressive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those threads where the OP never answers their own question.

Those posts where the poster never answers the OP

I'd get caught on the last day of executing my plan to blow up parliament by slowly smuggling explosives over my career.

Only because I want people to make effigies of me for decades to come."

This may interest you

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethical_egoism

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Marc said that I would tell off a foreign leader and end up in a diplomatic crisis. "

'Tell off'

Sounds kinda schoolma'amy... (Not sure that's a word, but you get the drift)

Or maybe Mistress Courtney

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

it would be my mouth..

wouldn't get past the selection panel..

true story though, i was asked by the respect lot in 03 but burnt that ship when i told them i wasn't a fan of the SWP..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a student Marxist and have an SWP tattoo Not sure whether the student sit-ins I organised against the Iraq War woukd count for or against me

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

You support Chelsea Ffs! To think I told folk you were a nice chap too!"

In my defence, it stems from when I was very young, was corne_ed by my two elder sisters during a Leeds v Chelsea game and told to choose a side. The sister that supported Chelsea sca_ed me more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'd just get monumentally frustrated and call the audience a bunch of cunts on Question Time or something. "

Lol or answering the leader of the opposition in PM questions with 'oh just fuck off you twat'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Would never run for public office.

As George Clooney put it: "I've fucked too many people and taken too many drugs."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum."

What about her?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Your mum.

What about her?"

She's a cunt...

..try girl

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Your mum.

What about her?

She's a cunt...

..try girl"

Hmm. Works better when you say it in the playground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum.

What about her?

She's a cunt...

..try girl"

But how would that be a scandal for him?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Your mum.

What about her?

She's a cunt...

..try girl

But how would that be a scandal for him? "

It's his stock answer.

I might have well written "Nice tits "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum.

What about her?

She's a cunt...

..try girl

But how would that be a scandal for him?

It's his stock answer.

I might have well written "Nice tits ""

I know. I was trying to push him on it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Your mum.

What about her?

She's a cunt...

..try girl

But how would that be a scandal for him?

It's his stock answer.

I might have well written "Nice tits "

I know. I was trying to push him on it. "

Ooops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I hope it would be for some sort of weekend long bdsm drug fueled romp with a princess (the royal sort), the daughter of one of the cabinet and a girl guide who came a few days ago to receive an award of some sort

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I couldn't be arsed to put the hours in! I like my life and politics is way too intrusive, so skiving would do it!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

You have to have gone to Eton or some other toffy nosed male school. I would never be able to be a politician. If I was the tabloids would concentrate on my tits !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sto_ed 11 million pounds in a swiss account of the tax payers moneys, which was the UK's biggest scandal ever seen, then have another name ready to use to live in a luxury private spa at a tropical island

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if they ever found out that 5some i had with girls aloud... i think that would be me over!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum.

What about her?

She's a cunt...

..try girl

But how would that be a scandal for him?

It's his stock answer.

I might have well written "Nice tits "

I know. I was trying to push him on it. "

I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who me!! .

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.

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I think we all know the scandal

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