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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just me then.........not.

cant be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need hosing down wumun! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down"

I have to admit that there are times that I am soooo glad I was born a blokey-type thingy. I just give mine a quick trim eveyr couple of months and that's it, sod all this burning ya bollocks off with creams, potions and lotions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sticky lmao cut lawn I was dripping instead of another cold shower put the sprinkler on ahhhh form of bliss hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel like a wet lettuce ya know

not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down

I have to admit that there are times that I am soooo glad I was born a blokey-type thingy. I just give mine a quick trim eveyr couple of months and that's it, sod all this burning ya bollocks off with creams, potions and lotions. "

well to be fair i laid the blame purely on you doris's. i was too busy chatting on this forum and left the bloody thing on for 20 mins instead of 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down

I have to admit that there are times that I am soooo glad I was born a blokey-type thingy. I just give mine a quick trim eveyr couple of months and that's it, sod all this burning ya bollocks off with creams, potions and lotions. "

Not to be pedantic, but if weren't born a blokey type, you wouldn't have bollocks to burn off

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over a year ago

Im just about to jump in the shower and go to the pub for a nice icy drink

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down

I have to admit that there are times that I am soooo glad I was born a blokey-type thingy. I just give mine a quick trim eveyr couple of months and that's it, sod all this burning ya bollocks off with creams, potions and lotions.

well to be fair i laid the blame purely on you doris's. i was too busy chatting on this forum and left the bloody thing on for 20 mins instead of 6"

all i can say from experience is

NO

NO NO nooooooooooo

Do NOT under ANY circumstances go on the forums while got the "cream" on ya fanny lips =- cos boy do they burn, burn burn.

Ekk, my heart is with you babes....really is.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

does a homer.

mmmmmmmmmm cold shower mmmmmmm drool

had one and want another ....am hot stuff ya know

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Im just about to jump in the shower and go to the pub for a nice icy drink "

Sounds GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Enjoy hunny xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down

I have to admit that there are times that I am soooo glad I was born a blokey-type thingy. I just give mine a quick trim eveyr couple of months and that's it, sod all this burning ya bollocks off with creams, potions and lotions.

well to be fair i laid the blame purely on you doris's. i was too busy chatting on this forum and left the bloody thing on for 20 mins instead of 6

all i can say from experience is

NO

NO NO nooooooooooo

Do NOT under ANY circumstances go on the forums while got the "cream" on ya fanny lips =- cos boy do they burn, burn burn.

Ekk, my heart is with you babes....really is.

xxx"

well it was the fanny lips and what made it worse. having a blonde moment i thought i would apply this stuff i use normally after shaving and creaming, its to help razor burn and ingrowing hairs etc....chuffing hell i got another load of burns on top of my burns.....have fanny lips that now pout and look like they are going to throw a kiss....i still think i should have took pic and entered it into pd's photo comp

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"SNIP

Ekk, my heart is with you babes....really is.

xxx

well it was the fanny lips and what made it worse. having a blonde moment i thought i would apply this stuff i use normally after shaving and creaming, its to help razor burn and ingrowing hairs etc....chuffing hell i got another load of burns on top of my burns.....have fanny lips that now pout and look like they are going to throw a kiss....i still think i should have took pic and entered it into pd's photo comp"

yeah - i remember buying some aloe Vera stuff once for same said thing - and YEP - hurt twice as fecking much!!!

And our boys really dont understand the torture us girls go thru to look so damn hot do they!!!

DO they apperciate it.....only sometimes....lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh am hot sticky and feel soggy. only got a summer dress on and no underwear due to burn damage from the chuffing hair removal cream today on my mary. had to let the air blow thru and cool it down

I have to admit that there are times that I am soooo glad I was born a blokey-type thingy. I just give mine a quick trim eveyr couple of months and that's it, sod all this burning ya bollocks off with creams, potions and lotions.

well to be fair i laid the blame purely on you doris's. i was too busy chatting on this forum and left the bloody thing on for 20 mins instead of 6

all i can say from experience is

NO

NO NO nooooooooooo

Do NOT under ANY circumstances go on the forums while got the "cream" on ya fanny lips =- cos boy do they burn, burn burn.

Ekk, my heart is with you babes....really is.

xxx

well it was the fanny lips and what made it worse. having a blonde moment i thought i would apply this stuff i use normally after shaving and creaming, its to help razor burn and ingrowing hairs etc....chuffing hell i got another load of burns on top of my burns.....have fanny lips that now pout and look like they are going to throw a kiss....i still think i should have took pic and entered it into pd's photo comp"

try applying natural youghet on it for awhile will cool it down and feel 100 times better.

hope you feel better soon

dee xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lmao dee

reckon you could win that comp

just tell them its mick jagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao dee

reckon you could win that comp

just tell them its mick jagger"

Singing "She's hot"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fook me! It is so warm I took off the burka!.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i gonna cum in ya hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best offer ive had all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i might get ya eye tho, have a bad aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will run the risk...(pack goggles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does that count as close up work??? If so I will ask to borrow Notts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah thanks for all the advice but am just sitting on the bed naked letting cool air from the fan cool my pussy lips down. got to get them in working order for tomorrow, as going to a club for the first time with my other half. but we going to look a right pair as he has a boil on his arse and i have hot pussy lips....

thinks she will change her name from princess gash to hotlips gash...more apt she thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotlips hoolahoe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hotlips hoolahoe???"

or how about hotlips whorecan (pronounced who a can)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or tell ya wot hun, lend me ya burka for the trip to the club, will just cut a piece out by my pussy for easy access and that will hide the sight of the hot lips. and yeah they will think i am giving birth to mick jaggers love child then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, I could show you my other pic, it might be more you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just finished 4 10 hour shifts in a kitchen that got over 100 degrees today, i fekkin hate my job wen its hot lol ...

now sat in the garden with a bottle of lager mmmm its going down a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just finished 4 10 hour shifts in a kitchen that got over 100 degrees today, i fekkin hate my job wen its hot lol ...

now sat in the garden with a bottle of lager mmmm its going down a treat "

That is the best idea I've heard all day. I think I'll join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just finished 4 10 hour shifts in a kitchen that got over 100 degrees today, i fekkin hate my job wen its hot lol ...

now sat in the garden with a bottle of lager mmmm its going down a treat

That is the best idea I've heard all day. I think I'll join you "

be snappy then, be dark soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah be quick... gonna pee down soon.. and thats the finish of the heatwave this year pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah be quick... gonna pee down soon.. and thats the finish of the heatwave this year pmsl..."

thanx very much, im off bloody work tomor

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