FabSwingers.com forum: Genuine competition question here..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?

It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!

Ideas....PLEASE...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

£6k?

I don;t get out of bed for less than £20k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6000 what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Context.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

£6,000. Has to be something the council could implement into everyday work force!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers."

Not sure that would be classed as innovative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.

Not sure that would be classed as innovative!"

why not?

it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.

lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.

Not sure that would be classed as innovative!

why not?

it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.

lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.

You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel Scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some kind of machine that breaks the laws of perpetual motion, you can fill in the details

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some kind of machine that breaks the laws of perpetual motion, you can fill in the details "

Oooo go on...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

off the top of my head. install water butts on every council house to collect rain water to be used in toilet cisterns. change out the high pressure sodium bulb street lights with led bulbs the light is better ( less accidents) and they use less power. I could go on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Context."

I could be wrong but I think context has already been invented. Not in this thread maybe, but I'm sure I've seen it before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"off the top of my head. install water butts on every council house to collect rain water to be used in toilet cisterns. change out the high pressure sodium bulb street lights with led bulbs the light is better ( less accidents) and they use less power. I could go on...."

Oooo I could pick your brains!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.

Not sure that would be classed as innovative!

why not?

it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.

lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.

You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately."

Ban the word "fail."

Encourage cottaging in council toilets and store the kinetic energy in huge underground batteries to provide free power for the old and infirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.

Not sure that would be classed as innovative!

why not?

it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.

lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.

You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately.

Ban the word "fail."

Encourage cottaging in council toilets and store the kinetic energy in huge underground batteries to provide free power for the old and infirm."

using pedal power fucking machines.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Stop telling him. He will take your idea and submit it. Pfffffffffft.

Which council is it sonny ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plant food trees everywhere instead of blossoms and them smelly american trees with the white flowers.

Not sure that would be classed as innovative!

why not?

it's good for the environment. would attract bees, well probably wasps more tbh, and feed people for nothing.

lets start making the biasics of life non-profitable.

You've failed. You tried and probably tried your best but it's not good enough unfortunately."

surely its you that's failed otherwise you wouldn't be asking on here for ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop telling him. He will take your idea and submit it. Pfffffffffft.

Which council is it sonny ?"

Never you mind lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Give all food Not used at the end of the day made by council to homeless charities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?

It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!

Ideas....PLEASE..."

Repair pole holes right the first time around...they don't have to keep going back time after time.Saves money,saves time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a machine that collects the pure hate energy created by Twitter users?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?

It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!

Ideas....PLEASE...

Repair pole holes right the first time around...they don't have to keep going back time after time.Saves money,saves time.

Nah, invent roads that don't get them in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If yoy could win 6,000 by being innovative and you had until 10th May what would your innovation be?

It has to be environmental. The last guy at work won by suggesting traffic lights powered by cars...!

Ideas....PLEASE...

Repair pole holes right the first time around...they don't have to keep going back time after time.Saves money,saves time.

Nah, invent roads that don't get them in the first place

No, no. Collect the pots from the holes and sell them on in charity shops. Its a win.

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By *usrock_SullyMan
over a year ago

norwich

Solar powered street lighting..

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Connect exercise equipment like static bikes and running machines to dynamos to make cheap electricity for old people.

This has already been suggested by The Monster Raving Loony Party

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

more to the point... what do we all get for doing his work.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... it doesn't even have to be feasible; just something mildly innovative?

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A machine that automatically takes 20p from your bank when you leave your house. They'll love that idea.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

see the best ideas are always the simpliest... so how about turning on alternate street lamps on alternate nights....

see... you just cut your leccy bill by 50%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big tube that reaches into space, the vacuum of space will suck up all of the rubbish so no need for landfills

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Something that you wear on your wrist that generates electricty sufficient to power your mobile phone showing porn films while you wank.

I'm not sure where you work, but I dare you to submit that one.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Solar powered street lighting.."
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Led street lighting is already well under way, there's a few pilots for solar powered..

However...

Mimi vertical wind turbine Street lights!!.

Already connected to the grid!.

Already got a post!.

Millions of them!.

Just need to attach the vertical wind generator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big tube that reaches into space, the vacuum of space will suck up all of the rubbish so no need for landfills "

It might suck up the land mass, too. No need for the council. Now, that's a saving.

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

Old car tyres used as roof tiles.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old car tyres used as roof tiles....."

Old roof tiles used as tyres. Helps reduce speeding, too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Solar powered street lighting...

Led street lighting is already well under way, there's a few pilots for solar powered..

However...

Mimi vertical wind turbine Street lights!!.

Already connected to the grid!.

Already got a post!.

Millions of them!.

Just need to attach the vertical wind generator"

That's is fantastic!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab café.....in every town where you can chat to fabbers over a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channel the methane gas from cows, use the force to power wind turbines and generate electric.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mini vertical wind turbine Street lights!!.

Already connected to the grid!.

Already got a post!.

Millions of them!.

Just need to attach the vertical wind generator

That's is fantastic!!!!"

What? So my Wankometer has already been kicked into touch?

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has made it through to boot camp (apart from wind turbines on lamposts). Most of you are mediocre at best. Worst a try though and all your suggestions have been been duly noted. Thanks for entering and good luck in the future. Peasants."

How about being really eco and cutting the OP into chunks to feed the poor, then burning his body to provide a couple of hours of light in the town centre? At least he will have been of some use.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Uh, we've failed because we haven't given you an idea you can use to win £6k in a competition?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about being really eco and cutting the OP into chunks to feed the poor, then burning his body to provide a couple of hours of light in the town centre? At least he will have been of some use."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uh, we've failed because we haven't given you an idea you can use to win £6k in a competition?

You tried your best, I get it honestly. Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut all council jobs by 50%

No one would notice

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cut the OP by 50%. No one would notice.

That's more like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut all council jobs by 50%

No one would notice "

Excuse me. I'll have you know.... Mr Kiplins would go bankrupt and so would Douwe Egberts coffee as well as Cravendale and BIC pens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut the OP by 50%. No one would notice.

That's more like it

Er actually people WOULD notice actually. I'd be missed by thousands actually. Still waiting for your brainwave?!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Plant dandelions in fallow fields or on waste ground (farmers might not want s in their fields), they are the first flowers of the year our poor dwindling bees get to feast on (apparently).

Save the bees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plant dandelions in fallow fields or on waste ground (farmers might not want s in their fields), they are the first flowers of the year our poor dwindling bees get to feast on (apparently).

Save the bees

That's rubbish

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Plant dandelions in fallow fields or on waste ground (farmers might not want s in their fields), they are the first flowers of the year our poor dwindling bees get to feast on (apparently).

Save the bees

That's rubbish "

And that was rude

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Cut the OP by 50%. No one would notice.

That's more like it

Er actually people WOULD notice actually. I'd be missed by thousands actually. Still waiting for your brainwave?!

Unless the £6k comes to me, think of your own brainwave

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Charge all travel by weight like freight so larger people pay more than smaller ones.

Result= obesity reduced drastically.

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