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Are you a celebrity with a pleb for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know jeff,hes hes my mate, bit of a dick but he can drink a pint in 3 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know jeff,hes hes my mate, bit of a dick but he can drink a pint in 3 seconds "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a woman called Bridget.

She's quite nice, has a dog named Pete and takes sugar in her coffee.

Anyone else know her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met Diamond Joe, he's a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've met Diamond Joe, he's a cunt "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave"

If I were to have a dinner party, I'd invite Dave. Dead or alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave"

I know him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who is voting for Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

I know him"

Me too, proper dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave

I know him

Me too, proper dickhead "

You're not coming to my dinner party.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I've met Diamond Joe, he's a cunt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

I know him

Me too, proper dickhead "

A good shag though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

I know him

Me too, proper dickhead

You're not coming to my dinner party."

She didn't mean it honestly calm down drama queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave"

Don't like him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jeff sounds cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a girl called Melody, she is tone deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this guy called "tracksuit Harry" because he's never worn a tracksuit and his name is Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb."

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends. "

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend in need is a pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a friend in need is a pain in the arse "

So you do anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, they trawl the internet looking for forums with " do you know someone famous " threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache."

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice."

She tricked me to look good - don't believe that star spangled wench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice."

Forget him, you free?

I bet you have a tux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice.

Forget him, you free?

I bet you have a tux "

You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max."

Which I do FYI. He likes grapes and skinny dipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice.

Forget him, you free?

I bet you have a tux

You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max."

I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice.

Forget him, you free?

I bet you have a tux "

I wouldn't back a horse in the Grand National tomorrow, I can rent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony "

Yes - I'm poor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/04/16 21:16:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you feel bad now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity BJs are the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/04/16 21:18:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pity BJs are the best."

If I must

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For fucks sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice.

Forget him, you free?

I bet you have a tux

You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max.

I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb.

Best thread.

But I don't have friends.

The range of emotions; from smile to heartache.

Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice.

Forget him, you free?

I bet you have a tux

You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max.

I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Somebody better not put removed by Operation Yewtree at 08/04/16 21:18:48]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meanies."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dave"

When I moved into this flat, 4 out of the other 11 in the block were occupied by Daves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave

When I moved into this flat, 4 out of the other 11 in the block were occupied by Daves "

I bet they all owned their own tuxedos too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pity BJs are the best.

If I must "

Look where my thread got, Lib! You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Local celebrities are more than welcome to join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The claim to fame thread has inspired me to bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. "

I bet he doesn't the twit. I was daydreaming about hanging out in New York the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. "

Hold on a minute, you're not a celebrity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit. I was daydreaming about hanging out in New York the other day."

I was daydreaming about you hanging out in New York, too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit. I was daydreaming about hanging out in New York the other day.

I was daydreaming about you hanging out in New York, too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mate called cabbage. We call him cabbage because he looks like a cabbage. No seriously he really looks like a cabbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a pleb friend.....but my friends do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a "celebrity" but, alot of celebrities seem to be "plebs" lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a "celebrity" but, alot of celebrities seem to be "plebs" lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. "

A white shirt and some creative folding of some loo roll secured with a pritstick is all he needs then he CAN go to the ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit.

"

I'm very, very sorry bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit.

"

Have you got a tuxedo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit.

Have you got a tuxedo?"

I have a toilet roll and a pritstick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a woman called Bridget.

She's quite nice, has a dog named Pete and takes sugar in her coffee.

Anyone else know her?"

.

I know Pete but not Bridget... Long story short... We met dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit.

Have you got a tuxedo?

I have a toilet roll and a pritstick? "

Loser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit.

Have you got a tuxedo?

I have a toilet roll and a pritstick?

Loser. "

This is not something I can deny.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've met Diamond Joe, he's a cunt "

I quite like him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though.

I bet he doesn't the twit.

Have you got a tuxedo?

I have a toilet roll and a pritstick?

Loser.

This is not something I can deny."

Twitloser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey unlosLib.

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