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"I know jeff,hes hes my mate, bit of a dick but he can drink a pint in 3 seconds " | |||
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"Dave" If I were to have a dinner party, I'd invite Dave. Dead or alive. | |||
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"Dave I know him Me too, proper dickhead " You're not coming to my dinner party. | |||
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"I've met Diamond Joe, he's a cunt " | |||
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"Dave I know him Me too, proper dickhead " A good shag though | |||
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"Dave I know him Me too, proper dickhead You're not coming to my dinner party." She didn't mean it honestly calm down drama queen | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb." Best thread. But I don't have friends. | |||
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"a friend in need is a pain in the arse " So you do anal? | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache." Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice. | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice." She tricked me to look good - don't believe that star spangled wench. | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice." Forget him, you free? I bet you have a tux | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice. Forget him, you free? I bet you have a tux " You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max. | |||
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"You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max." Which I do FYI. He likes grapes and skinny dipping. | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice. Forget him, you free? I bet you have a tux You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max." I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice. Forget him, you free? I bet you have a tux " I wouldn't back a horse in the Grand National tomorrow, I can rent. | |||
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"I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony " Yes - I'm poor. | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice. Forget him, you free? I bet you have a tux You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max. I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony " | |||
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"Impress us all with the most normal person you know. Bonus points if you know a fab pleb. Best thread. But I don't have friends. The range of emotions; from smile to heartache. Hahahaha, when typing the title I actually made myself laugh. I'm your fab friend, fab friends. You've been invited to a wedding this evening, that was nice. Forget him, you free? I bet you have a tux You'll say yes and the next perquisite will be if you have a pony called Max. I love that, for you, having a tux is equivalent to owning a pony " | |||
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"Dave" When I moved into this flat, 4 out of the other 11 in the block were occupied by Daves | |||
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"Dave When I moved into this flat, 4 out of the other 11 in the block were occupied by Daves " I bet they all owned their own tuxedos too. | |||
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"Pity BJs are the best. If I must " Look where my thread got, Lib! You're welcome. | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. " I bet he doesn't the twit. I was daydreaming about hanging out in New York the other day. | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. " Hold on a minute, you're not a celebrity. | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. I was daydreaming about hanging out in New York the other day." I was daydreaming about you hanging out in New York, too | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. I was daydreaming about hanging out in New York the other day. I was daydreaming about you hanging out in New York, too " | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit." | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. " A white shirt and some creative folding of some loo roll secured with a pritstick is all he needs then he CAN go to the ball | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. " I'm very, very sorry bro. | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. " Have you got a tuxedo? | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. Have you got a tuxedo?" I have a toilet roll and a pritstick? | |||
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"I know a woman called Bridget. She's quite nice, has a dog named Pete and takes sugar in her coffee. Anyone else know her?" . I know Pete but not Bridget... Long story short... We met dogging | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. Have you got a tuxedo? I have a toilet roll and a pritstick? " Loser. | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. Have you got a tuxedo? I have a toilet roll and a pritstick? Loser. " This is not something I can deny. | |||
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"I've met Diamond Joe, he's a cunt " I quite like him | |||
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"I'm going to that wedding tomorrow. I bet Lib still doesn't have a tux, though. I bet he doesn't the twit. Have you got a tuxedo? I have a toilet roll and a pritstick? Loser. This is not something I can deny." Twitloser. | |||
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