FabSwingers.com forum: Birthday poem fa FMUMA

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a tale ta tell ya about a Scottish lass, some of you may know her as F**ck Me Up My Ass

She’s always in the forums disrupting everything.

She’s bold and bright and sassy but she canna bloody sing.

She’s forty one this birthday and boy she gettin old, should be slippers and a blanket ta stop her gettin cold.

Instead she marries everyone (that’s what the forums say)

Cornwall male and others all have their wedding day.

With voddy and a cigarette she sits behind her screen her fingers typin quickly they almost bloody steam.

She answers emails sharply and some they make her choke.

So she fires one more retort at some unsuspectin bloke.

She takes no bloody nonsense (well she old ya see)

And soon she’s gonna belt someone (I can bet it’s bloody me)

But just ta say in finish and I’ll say it if I may

Wendy babe I’m wishing you a brilliant Birthday xx

Craig xx

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

Aaaaahhhhhh soapy your so sweet, (but such a creep hee hee

I'm outa here

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

_muma _muma

what can ya say

short, sweet and sexy

id shag her wehey!.

a quick sense of humour

a fast pace of mind

i wana do her

from behind.

from up north she maybe

and dam its cold

she is a saucy mother fucker

or so im told!.

married to me

she is wife no 1

its her day off today

hsppy birthdsy hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats brill! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats brill! x"

I meant Soapy's LOL x

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Thats actually quite good!

I think hallmark should be afraid!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

thank you - I appreciated it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday windy pops, have a champers or three for me! xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My attempt at a FMUMA Haiku...

Peachy arse so cute

Scottish but not skittish

Forum funtime girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ma little windaee licker

an oan ma bus dis travel

sits et her little windaeee

watchin the world go by ,

vodka an the fags kept

under her little seat

for her birthday treat

happy birthday windaeeeeeeeee bbz xxxxxxxxxx licky licky bbz xxxxxxxx clean ma windaeees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's brilliant Craig lol!!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's brilliant Craig lol!!! xxx"

Ta xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The fabswingers poet ...strikes again....great stuff as always Soapy! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loving the poems :D

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

thank you soapy and corny - I'm going to print these off (plus get my own back) xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill soapy, cornwall, and sioux.

But best of all, I get to find out what the name means, I have been wanting to know that for AGES, but I was to shy to ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brill soapy, cornwall, and sioux.

But best of all, I get to find out what the name means, I have been wanting to know that for AGES, but I was to shy to ask.

Yep she keeps it quite lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aye, until you told everyone ya shortarsed 4ft 2 git!!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

happy birthday mmdil.

hope you have great day.

i haven't bought you a present yet,

but i'm still hoping,

nay praying to the sun,

the next time we meet,

i can give you one.

ps i'm hoping you'r so squishy.you don't notice how badly it rhymes.

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

Happy Birthday

.........sorry I am no Pam Ayres

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"happy birthday mmdil.

hope you have great day.

i haven't bought you a present yet,

but i'm still hoping,

nay praying to the sun,

the next time we meet,

i can give you one.

ps i'm hoping you'r so squishy.you don't notice how badly it rhymes.

I'm no that squiff YET (only on bottle No 10).... so yes, I did notice!!!!

can you please tell my hubby that switching the washing machine on and grunting is NOT a birthday present!!!

I want to swap my hubby for my FATHER IN LAW!!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"happy birthday mmdil.

hope you have great day.

i haven't bought you a present yet,

but i'm still hoping,

nay praying to the sun,

the next time we meet,

i can give you one.

ps i'm hoping you'r so squishy.you don't notice how badly it rhymes.

I'm no that squiff YET (only on bottle No 10).... so yes, I did notice!!!!

can you please tell my hubby that switching the washing machine on and grunting is NOT a birthday present!!!

I want to swap my hubby for my FATHER IN LAW!!!!!!

that's a deal.

are we doing a white load,or a dark load.

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