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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

What dangers have you encountered on tinterweb ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Innocently"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked up how to fix a leaking toilet. I now have a flooded downstairs loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hang on, you tried the duct tape thing? Or were you already bound in duct tape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dangers have you encountered on tinterweb ?"

me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once come acoss some japenese tenticle porn......which was nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first. "

Is it a cheap alternative for waxing your bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first.

Is it a cheap alternative for waxing your bits?"

I'd stick to immac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first.

Is it a cheap alternative for waxing your bits?

I'd stick to immac "

Been there, done that, wrote the review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely don't know if I'm even allowed to post some of the horrors I've seen on the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely don't know if I'm even allowed to post some of the horrors I've seen on the internet

"

please don't, i want to be able to eat this evening....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen many horrors on the internet...

Its called Plenty of Fish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once come acoss some japenese tenticle porn......which was nice"

Or japanese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are many things i have seen that i dearly wish i could un-see. Some of them are on this site.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

When I joined the NHS course at uni we were instructed to put anything about our course into Google to see what came up. One young lady though "surgical mask" would be the safest bet..... How wrong she was. From rubber gasmasks to latex fetish all was revealed. You could feel the heat from her face on the other side of the room.

Better still was when one link locked her into the site. She had to watch. A slide show of masks before she could exit.

This was done to prove that even thermostat innocent search will reveal porn on Google xx

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"When I joined the NHS course at uni we were instructed to put anything about our course into Google to see what came up. One young lady though "surgical mask" would be the safest bet..... How wrong she was. From rubber gasmasks to latex fetish all was revealed. You could feel the heat from her face on the other side of the room.

Better still was when one link locked her into the site. She had to watch. A slide show of masks before she could exit.

This was done to prove that even thermostat innocent search will reveal porn on Google xx "

# the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I joined the NHS course at uni we were instructed to put anything about our course into Google to see what came up. One young lady though "surgical mask" would be the safest bet..... How wrong she was. From rubber gasmasks to latex fetish all was revealed. You could feel the heat from her face on the other side of the room.

Better still was when one link locked her into the site. She had to watch. A slide show of masks before she could exit.

This was done to prove that even thermostat innocent search will reveal porn on Google xx

# the most "

for god sake do not search for thermostat then.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I like to refer to it as the World Wide Toilet Wall.

Most of it's either stupid, offensive or obscene but there's some real gems lying around.

I'm quite wary of it really.

'Cept for YouTube

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"I like to refer to it as the World Wide Toilet Wall.

Most of it's either stupid, offensive or obscene but there's some real gems lying around.

I'm quite wary of it really.

'Cept for YouTube "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first. "

Could I use it to wax my pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's the worse you've seen count yourself lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's the worse you've seen count yourself lucky "

two girls and a cup. (barf)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once come acoss some japenese tenticle porn......which was nice

Or japanese "

Tentacle or testicle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once come acoss some japenese tenticle porn......which was nice

Or japanese

Tentacle or testicle? "

tentacle probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's the worse you've seen count yourself lucky

two girls and a cup. (barf)

"

one of the worst things I saw was those Mexican execution vids on Facebook

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch

if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first. "

Only you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"So hang on, you tried the duct tape thing? Or were you already bound in duct tape? "

I tried the duct tape thing. I couldn't break it though.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first.

Could I use it to wax my pubes?"

I don't reccommend it but it'd get the biggest offenders out okay

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Innocently reading the forums, I was led into a search about a threesoming 'celebrity' cover up.

Well..... whilst doing my search I came across the Metro... with such wonderful videos as ...... Man has 18" Cassava carved penis surgically removed. watch

if you dare. Im not sure if it's a ruse cos the 'surgeons' left his arsehole looking like chopped liver.

Anyway.......

Then a most intriguing article called, How to get free from duct tape.'

In for a penny I thought ...... Anyway.... I couldln't do it and my arms now have an allergic red rash as well as half my 'pizza bakin oven burn' healed scab ripped clean off.....

No hair there either now......

It hurts...... Good job I got scissors handy first.

Only you

"

I thought it might be handy for if anyone ever ducts me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 years ago I was Googling garden swings.... Ahem....

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