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Guide to picking a Grand National winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picking a winner for the Grand National isn’t rocket science. If it was rocket science, it would be called rocket science. If that much isn’t clear to you, then you need this guide to picking a winner more than I thought.

ALWAYS back a grey horse. Grey horses are the equestrian equivalent of black athletes in the 100 metres.

Make love to a black cat while in the bookies. This happens all the time, so don’t be shy. Ignore the security guard trying to stop you, it’s probably his first day.

Download The Horse Whisperer on Bit Torrent, honestly, I haven’t seen it myself, but there’s got to be something worthwhile in there

Ring up that lad you went to school with. You know the one; always mitching, left school at 16 after getting one of the teachers pregnant? The one who doesn’t seem to have ever worked a day in his life, but always has brand new runners? The one who can somehow manage to make his social pay for a full week of playing pool and smoking outside the pub? The one, who, despite being an ugly little c*nt, managed to ride the gorgeous Polish girl who works in the cloakroom of your local nightclub? The one who looks like he hasn’t aged a day in 20 years, while you’ve started to resemble your Dad in the 90s? Ring him up and ask him who’s going to win. He knows. Somehow, that fucker always knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for that very valuable advice

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Okay, but technically I *am* older than my Dad was in the 90s, and he has more hair, even now.

#justsayin

Come to think of it, all my teachers were men too

Should I just stick with picking something at 25:1 that has a name I like?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for that very valuable advice "

You're back, yay!

Now stop fucking leaving! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My top tip is don't pick the same horse my mother does as hers always dies. The year there were no deaths, she was on holiday!

I picked my horse by sticking my hand in a bag and pulling out a piece of paper in the office sweepstake. I have Shutthefrontdoor. I won't win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick 4 that are under 20-1, back each way, one of them will come in most years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum loved her once a year betting spree on the Grand National

As the horses were going down to the start line she would be saying 'that one's mine..and that one..oh and that one'

Err...no Mum that last one was the police horse escorting the field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for that very valuable advice

You're back, yay!

Now stop fucking leaving! X"

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i might just stick a fiver on a load of long shots and hope for the best

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Count the horses legs.

Check how many doughnuts the jockey has eaten this week.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I always go for one with an Irish jockey. There's something about Irish guys

And we do a sweepstake at work but I haven't picked mine out yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year I looked out of the window for inspiration... It was very windy and the clouds were scudding across the sky...

So I put a fiver on Many Clouds'...

It came in at 25/1

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By *ollipop77Couple
over a year ago

Dubai ( / Manchester)

Two years ago I picked 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th! Last year I picked 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4ty and 5th! This year I am aiming for last X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two years ago I picked 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th! Last year I picked 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4ty and 5th! This year I am aiming for last X "

let me know what your betting on thids year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*this

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By *hitewisperMan
over a year ago

dudley cosley

back every horse in the race, your sure to get the winner, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last year I looked out of the window for inspiration... It was very windy and the clouds were scudding across the sky...

So I put a fiver on Many Clouds'...

It came in at 25/1 "

Just heard that this horse is favourite to win again... But at shorter odds obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a winner, it's the only way I can keep the house...

Tips please, can be one of the shitty races before the biggy!!

Harry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two years ago I picked 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th! Last year I picked 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4ty and 5th! This year I am aiming for last X

let me know what your betting on thids year "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask my other half to tell me in order who will win then the last name given I will bet on works wonders when we go greyhound racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i go for ones with colours in the name or ones i back usually

saying that my pick for the national is 100-1 with coral

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I just picked three names I liked but have no idea what the horses look like

Just hope one is a winner

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just went on the names of ones i liked..

daughter selected hers based on the ones she could read..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many clouds, druids nephew, first lieutenant, black thunder, knock house and shut the front door

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By *ollipop77Couple
over a year ago

Dubai ( / Manchester)

Managed to get first and third this year x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tried and tested method which is "which jumper do I like best" won for me again. Purple with a star on it, got the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tried and tested method which is "which jumper do I like best" won for me again. Purple with a star on it, got the winner "

jumper u mean silks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tried and tested method which is "which jumper do I like best" won for me again. Purple with a star on it, got the winner

jumper u mean silks"

Whatever. Couldn't remember the technical term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"many clouds, druids nephew, first lieutenant, black thunder, knock house and shut the front door "

knock house was a reserve in the national and pulled up in race beforehand

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