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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Well i thought we should have a safe list so listening to all suggestions where NOT to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A vice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near any bloke in the world, EVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

near me at this present time. lmao

am too hot but then me mouth just started watering at the very thought

(goes in the corner and gives herself a slap)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A wasps nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a vasectomy surgeon

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

any small or large animal ...in fact any animal come to think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a wrestler !

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Anything that smells worse that ya cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walnut crusher

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A paper shredder....... aaaaarrgggghhhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

draculas mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheesegrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meat slicer.ooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Widdicome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh she nice

mind you she probably wouldnt know what to do with even if ya did . lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere near a madman with a garden shears

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Anything that smells worse that ya cock "

dint expect that from you ....and have no idea why ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

food processer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A BLENDER !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my glass of merlot coz i would bite the fooker off...spoiling a good glass of wine like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no.i would suck that one.lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through a glory hole at a cannibals fresh food convention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont mind sucking it, if it was in his own glass of wine....no wonder my glass is always half empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

"

Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em "

How do you know these things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em

How do you know these things? "

coz the tiger told him ya dimwit....they had a meaningful relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em

How do you know these things?

coz the tiger told him ya dimwit....they had a meaningful relationship"

gives a whole new meaning to putting a "tiger in your tank"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think tigers talk and I'm a dimwit? ... can't wait to tell the pixies that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that went completely wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These things often do lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Especially bare-back - they don't like it up em

How do you know these things?

coz the tiger told him ya dimwit....they had a meaningful relationship

gives a whole new meaning to putting a "tiger in your tank""

Man aint you ever had a tiger in your pants - you don't know what you're missing !!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Anything that smells worse that ya cock

dint expect that from you ....and have no idea why ..."

Ive been on a hot sweaty ward with lots of smelly people ive had to get washed and that comment just popped into my head......say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!"

Better than the other end. At least you have a fighting of holding on until you've finished

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slurrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea "

thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Anything that smells worse that ya cock

dint expect that from you ....and have no idea why ...

Ive been on a hot sweaty ward with lots of smelly people ive had to get washed and that comment just popped into my head......say no more "

errrrr thanks hpc ...not Florence nightingale then ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cheesegrate "

Seen that one on a TV about people with weird sexual fetishes, ...ooooooooouch!!! Made my my eyes water - watching it I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mingers at a house party...

Nope!...........

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged"

Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mingers at a house party...

Nope!........... "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged

Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!"

dont tell me you ate the cucumber sandwiches.....you know what happens there....i saw the clip....they all use the cucumber first and then slice it up for the butties without washing it

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged

Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!

dont tell me you ate the cucumber sandwiches.....you know what happens there....i saw the clip....they all use the cucumber first and then slice it up for the butties without washing it"

Do you really think im gonna sit there with mi cock out eating cucumber butties??? Hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

thats the whole point you wouldnt be asked round for tea hun....perhaps thats where your going wrong hun....expecting to be fed instead of shagged

Well i do get worried when i turn up and get mi cock out and they offer me a cucumber sandwich. Its deflating!!!

dont tell me you ate the cucumber sandwiches.....you know what happens there....i saw the clip....they all use the cucumber first and then slice it up for the butties without washing it

Do you really think im gonna sit there with mi cock out eating cucumber butties??? Hell no "

thats true i didnt think, they may whip the tape measure out....and theres some whopping big cucumbers about lately...trust me am a vegitarian;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea "

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!! "

oooooooooo... meeeeooow!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

In a pizza oven

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!! "

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight "

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christ ! is it infectious? first notts then cliggy ....now you ! some random peeps going round blowing you all off ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns"

Do you mean the Scottish poet????

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns"

Nope terrible at it

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns

Nope terrible at it "

shame..my boobs are sunburned

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns

Nope terrible at it

shame..my boobs are sunburned "

Huge shame as i need some place to rest my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns"

I don't think Freddie would like me to blow his trumpet on that score!! Or maybe he would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"christ ! is it infectious? first notts then cliggy ....now you ! some random peeps going round blowing you all off ? "

have i missed summit....whose blowing who off

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Jeeeeeeeeese you lot are evil buggers. Not coming to your houses for tea

Did somebody invite you??? I think not!!

Nope no invite tonight so that's why im here. Got blown out so licking my wounds tonight

bloody hell never knew you were good at licking wounds....u any good at licking burns

Nope terrible at it

shame..my boobs are sunburned "

So is aftersun called for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!"

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake."

wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake."

Well at least you'd get some group action.

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.

wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before"

no one got blown thats the point . Just got the sorry cant tonight text lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake."

Would a velociraptor notice????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.

wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before

no one got blown thats the point . Just got the sorry cant tonight text lol"

You need blowing cheeky

Puff puff lol

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Up a tigers arse - that would be a mistake !!

Up a velociraptor's arse - a bigger mistake.

wots a velo...thingimajig...have i shagged him before

no one got blown thats the point . Just got the sorry cant tonight text lol

You need blowing cheeky

Puff puff lol

"

Think you need some special lessons young lady as its not puff at all. As for where to put things Well i know where i WOULD put it

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