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Amusing similies

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By *ouplefunuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Random thought...

Over the years I've heard some really amusing similies used to describe people / things such as "as mad as a box of frogs" and "as gay as a window." I'm not entirely sure how gay a window can be, but still.

What's your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As daft as a brush

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By *bbitMan
over a year ago

Watford

As nutty as a fruit cake

Pork pie short of a picnic

Tinny short of a six pack

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By *ouplefunuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

North Bristol


"As nutty as a fruit cake

Pork pie short of a picnic

Tinny short of a six pack "

My preference would be "as fruity as a bat cake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As camp as a tent full of boyscouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As gay as a picknik basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough as a badger's arse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

simile

Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. I knowwwwwwwwwww.

but it's simile

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

Here in Scotland there is a catch-all simile :-

"As 'XXXXXX' as fuck"

.... saves needing a vocabulary !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence short of a shilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10lbs of shit in a 5lbs bag..

Something my dad came out with the other day about a woman squeezing into an outfit.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

As bent as a nine Bob note

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