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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I've got to go shopping, that is all..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Morning Fuzzy, can you pick me some blue top up please, mine's on the turn. I'll stick the kettle on

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Morning Fuzzy, can you pick me some blue top up please, mine's on the turn. I'll stick the kettle on "

Morning Ace, is blue the skinny milk?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery "

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol "

Sure, anything else you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol

Sure, anything else you'd like? "

New merc would be nice...think that's pushing the boundaries of been neighbourly tho.so maybe some sugar.sweet and creamy

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol

Sure, anything else you'd like?

New merc would be nice...think that's pushing the boundaries of been neighbourly tho.so maybe some sugar.sweet and creamy "

Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it! "

Oh yes, the creamier the better

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it!

Oh yes, the creamier the better "

Then you don't need to worry about shopping for milk surely as you can produce your own creaminess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol

Sure, anything else you'd like?

New merc would be nice...think that's pushing the boundaries of been neighbourly tho.so maybe some sugar.sweet and creamy

Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc? "

There must be a car supermarket somewhere...but then I'd miss out on milk n sugar...decisions decisions

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc? "

I dunno, but in Lidl car jacks & socket sets are inbetween the frozen peas and the delicatessen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc?

I dunno, but in Lidl car jacks & socket sets are inbetween the frozen peas and the delicatessen "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it!

Oh yes, the creamier the better

Then you don't need to worry about shopping for milk surely as you can produce your own creaminess? "

Not in ma morning cuppa ffs woman

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Lol so does Aldi....

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it!

Oh yes, the creamier the better

Then you don't need to worry about shopping for milk surely as you can produce your own creaminess?

Not in ma morning cuppa ffs woman "

Just getting you off(soz) the merc chat!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fuzzy morning all. X

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X "

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself?"

a bit of both I reckon.

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself? a bit of both I reckon. "

The way for a happy and fulfilling life eh? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself? a bit of both I reckon.

The way for a happy and fulfilling life eh? Lol"

The only way hun xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it!

Oh yes, the creamier the better

Then you don't need to worry about shopping for milk surely as you can produce your own creaminess?

Not in ma morning cuppa ffs woman

Just getting you off(soz) the merc chat!! Lol"

(Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A) Mercedes Benz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGuJ34062s

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself? a bit of both I reckon.

The way for a happy and fulfilling life eh? Lol The only way hun xxx "

I think so, now waves her magic wand to wish everyone health, wealth, happiness and abundant sex!!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery

Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it!

Oh yes, the creamier the better

Then you don't need to worry about shopping for milk surely as you can produce your own creaminess?

Not in ma morning cuppa ffs woman

Just getting you off(soz) the merc chat!! Lol

(Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A) Mercedes Benz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGuJ34062s

"

Internet is playing up,so if I watch that I might not be able to log back, then I really will have to go shopping...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself? a bit of both I reckon.

The way for a happy and fulfilling life eh? Lol The only way hun xxx

I think so, now waves her magic wand to wish everyone health, wealth, happiness and abundant sex!! "

I would be happy with abundant sex

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Morning fuzzy morning all. X

Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself? a bit of both I reckon.

The way for a happy and fulfilling life eh? Lol The only way hun xxx

I think so, now waves her magic wand to wish everyone health, wealth, happiness and abundant sex!! I would be happy with abundant sex "

You'd need the health and wealth to make it memorable...

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit"

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha"

Well I was going to put the kettle on if you fetched the milk, but I'm off to have a close inspection of the back of my eyelids now as I've been awake for about 40 hrs

Night all

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

Well I was going to put the kettle on if you fetched the milk, but I'm off to have a close inspection of the back of my eyelids now as I've been awake for about 40 hrs

Night all "

Hope there's no light leakage xx I'm off shopping so you can have a cuppa when you wake up!! Thoughtful eh??

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha"

I'm on my way

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

I'm on my way "

Ha ha taking the slow boat to China?

Which part of Notts are you?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

I'm on my way

Ha ha taking the slow boat to China?

Which part of Notts are you?"

I cant afford a boat I'm on foot

The North part of Notts

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

I'm on my way

Ha ha taking the slow boat to China?

Which part of Notts are you?

I cant afford a boat I'm on foot

The North part of Notts"

Lol I'm in China? But daughter lives in mapperley top?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I went to wing yips last weekend

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

I'm on my way

Ha ha taking the slow boat to China?

Which part of Notts are you?

I cant afford a boat I'm on foot

The North part of Notts

Lol I'm in China? But daughter lives in mapperley top?"

That'll explain why your up so early then . Mapperley tops just up the road, I'm in basford for my sins

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I went to wing yips last weekend "
not sure I should ask, but where now? Lol

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I went to wing yips last weekend not sure I should ask, but where now? Lol"
Croydon

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

I'm on my way

Ha ha taking the slow boat to China?

Which part of Notts are you?

I cant afford a boat I'm on foot

The North part of Notts

Lol I'm in China? But daughter lives in mapperley top?

That'll explain why your up so early then . Mapperley tops just up the road, I'm in basford for my sins"

Yep not a lover of mornings unless I've a tasty man in bed allowing me to play with him...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I went to wing yips last weekend not sure I should ask, but where now? LolCroydon "

Chinese take out? Was it nice? Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I went to wing yips last weekend not sure I should ask, but where now? LolCroydon

Chinese take out? Was it nice? Lol"

Chinese supermarket ..brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping at that time of morning?!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit

Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha

I'm on my way

Ha ha taking the slow boat to China?

Which part of Notts are you?

I cant afford a boat I'm on foot

The North part of Notts

Lol I'm in China? But daughter lives in mapperley top?

That'll explain why your up so early then . Mapperley tops just up the road, I'm in basford for my sins

Yep not a lover of mornings unless I've a tasty man in bed allowing me to play with him..."

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I went to wing yips last weekend not sure I should ask, but where now? LolCroydon

Chinese take out? Was it nice? LolChinese supermarket ..brilliant "

Lol just off to men now which is called a wushang...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Mine not men

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Shopping at that time of morning?!"

I'm in China and it's 1pm... Xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Shopping at that time of morning?!

I'm in China and it's 1pm... Xx"

anything interesting on your list? We got vegetarian game fish among loads of other wierd stuff. ..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fake fish ..not game grr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, that explains it! What part of China?

And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ah, that explains it! What part of China?

And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top! "

wow smooth operator... Chat up the mum ... Go for the daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Cat mess under bed not morning I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!"
all sorted dam cats

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Ah, that explains it! What part of China?

And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top! "

Ha ha I would, but your too old for her...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!all sorted dam cats"

At least it's not a pressie of a headless mouse to show you how much she loves you..,

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!all sorted dam cats

At least it's not a pressie of a headless mouse to show you how much she loves you.., "

we had mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, that explains it! What part of China?

And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top!

Ha ha I would, but your too old for her... "

Lol, doh, old before my time

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