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"Morning Fuzzy, can you pick me some blue top up please, mine's on the turn. I'll stick the kettle on ![]() Morning Ace, is blue the skinny milk? | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() Ha ha ok, you like things creamy, I get it! ![]() | |||
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"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol ![]() Sure, anything else you'd like? ![]() | |||
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"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc? ![]() | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() ![]() Oh yes, the creamier the better ![]() | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() ![]() ![]() Then you don't need to worry about shopping for milk surely as you can produce your own creaminess? ![]() | |||
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"Blue is the full fat cream milk...can you get me a bottle too lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There must be a car supermarket somewhere...but then I'd miss out on milk n sugar...decisions decisions ![]() | |||
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"Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc? ![]() I dunno, but in Lidl car jacks & socket sets are inbetween the frozen peas and the delicatessen ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ha ha which supermarket do you shop in to get a Merc? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not in ma morning cuppa ffs woman ![]() | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just getting you off(soz) the merc chat!! Lol | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() Hello Toshie xxx has one been busy or enjoying yourself? | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() a bit of both I reckon. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The way for a happy and fulfilling life eh? Lol | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The only way hun xxx ![]() | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A) Mercedes Benz www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGuJ34062s ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think so, now waves her magic wand to wish everyone health, wealth, happiness and abundant sex!! | |||
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"Oooohh nooooo, it's the full fat one. Green is semi skimmed and I don't think Red top has even seen a cow it's that watery ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Internet is playing up,so if I watch that I might not be able to log back, then I really will have to go shopping... ![]() | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would be happy with abundant sex ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning fuzzy morning all. X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'd need the health and wealth to make it memorable... ![]() | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit" Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha" Well I was going to put the kettle on if you fetched the milk, but I'm off to have a close inspection of the back of my eyelids now as I've been awake for about 40 hrs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha Well I was going to put the kettle on if you fetched the milk, but I'm off to have a close inspection of the back of my eyelids now as I've been awake for about 40 hrs ![]() ![]() Hope there's no light leakage xx I'm off shopping so you can have a cuppa when you wake up!! Thoughtful eh?? | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha" I'm on my way ![]() | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha I'm on my way ![]() Ha ha taking the slow boat to China? Which part of Notts are you? | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha I'm on my way ![]() I cant afford a boat I'm on foot ![]() | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha I'm on my way ![]() ![]() Lol I'm in China? But daughter lives in mapperley top? | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha I'm on my way ![]() ![]() That'll explain why your up so early then ![]() | |||
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"I went to wing yips last weekend ![]() not sure I should ask, but where now? Lol | |||
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"I went to wing yips last weekend ![]() Croydon ![]() | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha I'm on my way ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep not a lover of mornings unless I've a tasty man in bed allowing me to play with him... | |||
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"I went to wing yips last weekend ![]() ![]() Chinese take out? Was it nice? Lol | |||
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"I went to wing yips last weekend ![]() ![]() Chinese supermarket ..brilliant ![]() | |||
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"I'd be happy with a cup of tea and a biscuit Ahhh pops kettl on and hunts for some biccies, ooh I really do need to go shopping... Ha ha I'm on my way ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I went to wing yips last weekend ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol just off to men now which is called a wushang... | |||
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"Shopping at that time of morning?!" I'm in China and it's 1pm... Xx | |||
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"Shopping at that time of morning?! I'm in China and it's 1pm... Xx" anything interesting on your list? We got vegetarian game fish among loads of other wierd stuff. .. ![]() | |||
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"Ah, that explains it! What part of China? And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top! " wow smooth operator... Chat up the mum ... Go for the daughter ![]() | |||
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"Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!" all sorted dam cats | |||
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"Ah, that explains it! What part of China? And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top! " Ha ha I would, but your too old for her... ![]() | |||
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"Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!all sorted dam cats" At least it's not a pressie of a headless mouse to show you how much she loves you.., ![]() | |||
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"Eeek, that's not good. Put a meet up for someone to come round and clear it up!all sorted dam cats At least it's not a pressie of a headless mouse to show you how much she loves you.., ![]() we had mice ![]() | |||
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"Ah, that explains it! What part of China? And, pm your details of your daughter in mapperley top! Ha ha I would, but your too old for her... ![]() Lol, doh, old before my time | |||
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